Cube pickuplines

[rubiks to the third]

suprised not many have mentioned the most sensual part of cubing, lubrication.

 

[badmephisto]

"garh! would you please stop wearing these special bra's? Undressing you feels like running into double parity!"

 

[abbracadiabra]

Badmephisto, I am so disappointed!!!

I thought you were master of advanced fingertricks, and now I find out you're thwarted by a simple bra.

 

[AvGalen]

Badmephisto, I am so disappointed!!!

I thought you were master of advanced fingertricks, and now I find out you're thwarted by a simple bra.

Don't you just hate it when pickuplines backfire? (I don't mind if the clips are on the back (massage, big hug, slowdance), but clips on the front are even better )

Magic: "Do you need help re-stringing"
Dancing: "Can you show me how to do the Twist"
Dirty (again): "I can tell you all about insertions, but it is better if I show you"
Ask Stefan: "Are you a professional"
Improving: "Could you teach me some advanced tricks, like doing multiple things at once"
Innuendo: "No delays, no pauses, it just feels great when it is like one long serie of fingertricks"

I would still like to see some from the female perspective.

 

[Dene]

I'm not sure if foreigners would be faimiliar with the song but:

"And I would solve 500 cubes, and I would solve 500 more, just to be the man who solved 1000 cubes to fall down at your door"

 

[abbracadiabra]

Ask Stefan: "Are you a professional"

?????????

I would still like to see some from the female perspective.

I hate to disappoint you, Arnaud, but I'm not nearly as creative as you. The closest I've ever come to a pickup line is "Hi, my name is Abby." Then after a brief conversation I generally have a good idea whether I like him enough to want to see him again or not.

 

[badmephisto]

Badmephisto, I am so disappointed!!!

I thought you were master of advanced fingertricks, and now I find out you're thwarted by a simple bra.

hahah
ok i have another anti-pickup line!
"your head looks like a cube!"

 

[AvGalen]

I'm not sure if foreigners would be faimiliar with the song but:

"And I would solve 500 cubes, and I would solve 500 more, just to be the man who solved 1000 cubes to fall down at your door"

Nice: pickupline and serenade at once (http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/imgonnabe500mileslyrics.html)

Ask Stefan: "Are you a professional"

?????????

http://www.speedsolving.com/showpost.php?p=26965&postcount=20

"your head looks like a cube!"

ouch

 

[Joël]

Dirty (again): "I can tell you all about insertions, but it is better if I show you"

Omg Avg. You little perv. Were you one of those 900.000 viewers, btw?

 

[AvGalen]

The closest I've ever come to a pickup line is "Hi, my name is Abby."

What about "Hi, my name is MISS abbracadiabra?"

Dirty (again): "I can tell you all about insertions, but it is better if I show you"

Omg Avg. You little perv. Were you one of those 900.000 viewers, btw?

No, I watched I little about "the story behind d... t.....", but not the actual movie. After my previous job I think I have seen it all.

Religious: "Do you believe in god's algorithm"
Therapeutic: "Don't worry, I know how to solve this mess"
Intruisive: "Do you have silicon inside"
Stuttering: "U R....U R....U R....(repeat 101 more times) You are perfect"
Not cube related: "Do you believe in love at first sight?" "No? Well, I guess that means we will have to meet again"

 

[AvGalen]

http://dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20080224.html

I bow to Dilbert and Dogbert

 

[KoenHeltzel]

About giving birth: "Unfortunately it's not as easy as 'Push-Push'.."

 

[KoenHeltzel]

In case no-one got that: Some easy algs starting with the moves L' U R U' and it's mirror were labeled as 'Push-Push' by someone (was it Ron?)

 

[Rama]

This is only funny in Dutch: I am more of the L U L then the R U R.

 

[Erik]

Lol what would RUR mean then? I mean, I'm not a LUL but... well you know xD
Some other strange things like Matyas KUTi should maybe not be explained (no this does not have anything to do with those latest issues)

 

[Crzyazn]

"wanna see me get through your first layer in 3 seconds?"

"Im just like this cube, the more you play with me, the harder i get"

 

[Dene]

Lol, nice ones . How about:

"Yea, I'm into multiple blindfold"

 

[AvGalen]

"Im just like this cube, the more you play with me, the harder i get"

Or the opposite: "The cube might be hard, but I am easy"

 

[badmephisto]

"Im just like this cube, the more you play with me, the harder i get"

Or the opposite: "The cube might be hard, but I am easy"

easy doesn't work there. i would have it "This cube may be hard, but I'm not." lol

 

[abbracadiabra]

I don't know... "not hard" could be taken two ways. One of them would definitely be a turnoff.