Corrupt-a-wish: Non-Cubing edition

[megaminxwin]

There's a cubing edition of this, so I thought, why not a non-cubing edition?

I wish I had superpowers.

 

[miniGOINGS]

So, your first thread fails, so you make another one right away? Why not...

Ok, but your superpower is to be normal.

I wish absolutely nothing.

 

[megaminxwin]

Ok, you think absolutely nothing. *POOF*

Where did minigoings go?!?!?

(actually, that's not funny at all)

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[gamemeister27]

Ok, you think absolutely nothing. *POOF*

Where did minigoings go?!?!?

(actually, that's not funny at all)

I wish I had a million dollars.

In Zimbabwe money. Have fun with most of that going towards your food for today!

I wish for unlimited wishes!

 

[Cyrus C.]

Granted, you already had unlimited wishes, unless this thread gets closed or deleted.

 

[MichaelP.]

Granted, you already had unlimited wishes, unless this thread gets closed or deleted.

I wish this thread was closed or deleted.

This is the part where Shelley steps in and says granted, then closes the thread.