Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[xXzaKerXx]

Granted, but when you wake up and find it was all a dream.
i... i dunno what to wish for. i wish i can go for world championship 2010

 

[Thomas09]

Granted, but you are at the back row and can see nothing.

I wish they would make platformers for the PS3.

 

[Novriil]

Granted, but you are at the back row and can see nothing.

I wish they would make platformers for the PS3.

They will, but after 200 years.

I wish I could excecute full CLL faster.

 

[xXzaKerXx]

Granted, but you execute it SO fast till you didn't see what you were doing to it and you end up doing it on the bottom layer.

i wish i can beat up someone in school

 

[Kwayetus]

Granted. But you got suspended, your mom got mad at that so she got all your rubix cubes and threw it away. You got so mad that you went insane and when you did get back to school, you beat up the Principal.

Then! He got so mad that he expelled you and sent you the some sort of kiddy jail and you killed yourself because it sucked there...

See? Just one wish can give you so much misfortune... HAHHAHA

I wish I didn't have money.

 

[cincyaviation]

granted, but then you win the lottery,

i wish i knew what happened to my popbuying order

 

[Kwayetus]

granted, but then you win the lottery,

i wish i knew what happened to my popbuying order

Yay I won the lottery!

...

Granted, and you found out that it got lost during delivery.

I wish I can get my F2L faster

 

[cincyaviation]

granted, but then you forget all the MGLS and ZBLL cases you spent memorizing the night before...

i wish i had a type c

 

[Tyrannous]

granted but someone glued it together

i wish i had all the puzzles in the world!!

 

[Hyprul 9-ty2]

granted but someone glued it together

i wish i had all the puzzles in the world!!

Granted, you have all the puzzles in the world. And they melt in a fire caused by your cooking

I wish China was an Island.

 

[calekewbs]

granted, but a tidal wave destroys it.

I wish I knew parity on a sq-1!

 

[Kwayetus]

Granted, but you lost your sq-1

I wish I memorized all OLLs and PLLs

 

[calekewbs]

Granted, but you take so long only memorizing those that you forget how to do cross and F2L

I wish I had access to as many funtional speedcubes as I wanted.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, you get funtional cubes, but no functional cubes.

I wish for a 4x4 touch cube.

 

[Kwayetus]

Granted, you get funtional cubes, but no functional cubes.

I wish for a 4x4 touch cube.

I lol'ed so much at that... XD

Granted, but when it arrived you lost it before you could touch it. (How is that possible?)

I wish I had so many speedcubes.

 

[Tyrannous]

granted, but theres so much that they suffocate your parents and immediate nuclear family, and that is the price you pay, with great cubes comes great responsibility and sacrifice!!

I wish i didnt think too far into stupid corrupting and kept it simple.

 

[cincyaviation]

granted. but then you lsot you bicycle...
i wish i had 2 type c's

 

[Tyrannous]

granted but then you lost them

i wish i could solve my stupid dice puzzle

 

[cincyaviation]

granted, but the it falls apart and you play yatzee

i wish i had 3 type c's

 

[Tyrannous]

granted but their fixed together

i wish i was better at pictionary