Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted, then you get Rick Rolld a billion times. Now you hate it. And Chrome too.
I wish that my Magic would arrive on my birthday.

 

[iSpinz]

Granted, but then you find my awesome magic tutorial here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX9ntmyTiZ0&feature=player_embedded

I wish I could decide between padded envelopes or boxes.

 

[dillonbladez]

lol. i got rick roll'd so many times

personally i like firefox.

edit:

granted, but when you choose, you'll be like 90 years old

i wish i didn't turn into rick astley

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted, but both fail.
I wish I could find a program like Windows Movie maker on Windows 7.
( I would like a Real serious answer here please. And a corrupted answer too)

 

[dillonbladez]

you could always use sony vegas or something. WMM isn't that good.


granted, but when you use it, you find out that your computer is crap as heck, so when you run it, your computer hangs for 60 hours

i wish....

i had my eastsheen with screw spring mod that actually worked with pen springs that didn't pop ever. (so my answer can't be corrupted , the eastsheen is also covered with twinkie bars so you can't nuke it and it is fire-proof. i bring it with me everywhere.)

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted, and it sucks. Don't use pen springs...Just get a Mefferts or QJ.
I wish I had a Twinkie Bar.

 

[TheMachanga]

Granted, but it's 8 years old.
I wish I can get sub 2 on 5x5

 

[desertbear]

Granted, but after solving you realize you're supposed to be solving it BLD. And thus, all record of your only sub 2 minute solve is lost.

I wish I knew ZB

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted, but it's 8 years old.
I wish I can get sub 2 on 5x5

I never said I wanted to EAT it...>:3
I was gonna use it for a prank. Thanks.

Granted, but you sub-13 minutes.
I wish my Cii will come TOMORROW.

 

[Hyprul 9-ty2]

Granted, but it's 8 years old.
I wish I can get sub 2 on 5x5

I never said I wanted to EAT it...>:3
I was gonna use it for a prank. Thanks.

Granted, but you sub-13 minutes.
I wish my Cii will come TOMORROW.

It will come. With broken cubies too.

I wish.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted, and you fail.
I wish my iPod USB port didn't break.

 

[CitricAcid]

Granted, but it doesn't charge.

I wish someone would give me a link to a place to buy a Type A(I), other than C4Y.

 

[dillonbladez]

granted, but instead of a link to your type a (I) you get rick rolld

i wish

i had a square 1

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but you accidentally lube it with sulphuric acid and it dissolves.

I wish everything was free and money didnt exist.

 

[Edward]

Granted but someone ends up recreating money 2 hours later

I wish my popbuying order would come.

 

[ben1996123]

gRANTED, YOU GET THE BOX, BUT THERE IS NOTHING IN IT.

i WISH i WASNT FAILING WITH cAPS lOCK.

 

[Edward]

GRANTED BUT YOU GET BANNED FOR OVERUSE
ps: Cap-slock should should only be used when in RAGE-MOOOODE!!!!!

I wish that I could be a Haiyan cube tester.

 

[dillonbladez]

granted, but you get a phoney one.

i wish I was a haiyan cube tester.

 

[cincyaviation]

Granted, but it doesn't charge.

I wish someone would give me a link to a place to buy a Type A(I), other than C4Y.

at above- granted, but you die

@citricacid http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-3X3X3-BLACK...emQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item483310aa19

there is your link

i wish for a large boombox to carry on my shoulder

 

[dillonbladez]

granted, but it is actually a bomb

i wish nobody could corrupt my wish.

i just won, didn't I?