Worst Post:
http://www.speedsolving.com/forum/showthread.php?p=238049#post238049
Best Use of Facepalm: There is no good use for facepalm.
Best Member (overall): Chris Hardwick a.k.a cmhardw
Most Intelligent Member: Stephan Pochmann
Meanest Member: Lucas Garron
Nicest Member: Chris Hardwick a.k.a cmhardw
Most Helpful Member: Chris Hardwick^
Least Helpful Member: ben1996123 (See worst post)
Funniest Member: daniel0731ex
Most Clueless Member: Jaysammey777
Best Moderator: Lucas Garron. As a moderator, he's done a lot in a short space of time.
Worst Moderator: It wouldn't be nice to nominate a worst moderator. Get rid of it.
Best Troll: daniel0731ex
Biggest Postwhore: Arnaud von Galen. He must be, he has the most posts.
Most Insane Member: TioMario
Most Improved Noob: ben1996123
Least Improved Noob: Jaysammey777
Most Worsened Noob: daniel0731ex
Most Gender-Confused: CharlieCooper. That is, most people confuse her gender.
Best Avatar: Musli4brekkies's Rubik's cube Bra. Not saying it's original, but it's who I associate the avatar with.
Best Thread Title: "20 turns suffice for 3x3x3!" by cmhardw. Classic.
Worst Thread Title: Generic threads along the line of : "Urgent speedcubing question! Need help!