Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[Spitfire97]

Granted. There will be a statue of a HUGE letter I at worlds.

I wish I held the world record for everything. (Not just puzzle related)[/QUOTE]
but then you died
I wish I was able to compete at a competition

 

[HASH-CUBE]

Granted. you go to the competition place and they are all finish

I wish i can have all kind of puzzles

 

[piemaster]

Granted, but they all blow up.

I wish all of my cubes blew up.

 

[jtjogobonito]

Granted, but they all blow up. >_>

I wish his cubes did not blow up.

 

[d4m4s74]

Granted, at least if imploding is not blowing up

I wish it was 2 hours later

 

[Ranzha]

Granted as of one hour ago.

I wish I could by a 3x3 Type A II.

 

[Troy2421]

Granted you get money to buy a type a II but they run out of stock forever right when you order.

I wish I could afford my c4u order

 

[Ranzha]

Granted you get money to buy a type a II but they run out of stock forever right when you order.

I wish I could afford my c4u order

Granted, but it doesn't get shipped.

I wish I could be sub-2 minutes at 360.

 

[Daniel Wu]

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish I had another 6x6 (that can't blow up).

 

[waffle=ijm]

granted, but it's a knock off and everyone gets mad at you for betraying verdes so everyone straps dynamite on you and you blow up

I wish cubesmith gave me as many free stickers of my choosing.

 

[miniGOINGS]

Granted, but Cubesmith goes out of business and can't afford stickers.

I wish for food.

 

[TEGTaylor]

Granted, but Cubesmith goes out of business and can't afford stickers.

I wish for food.

granted, because I wish for some to

 

[miniGOINGS]

Granted because I'm still hungry and wish for some more.

 

[JTW2007]

Corrupted. You don't get any more.

I wish I had the first 10,000 digits of pi memorized.

 

[miniGOINGS]

Granted, but you have to lock yourself in your room to recite them and you die after the 9,999th.

I wish I could have MORE food.

 

[esquimalt1]

Granted, but you have to lock yourself in your room to recite them and you die after the 9,999th.

I wish I could have MORE food.

Granted, but the food was expired.

I wish cubes never wore out

 

[Forte]

I wish cubes never wore out

Granted, but YOU DO

I wish that insect=Geronimo.

 

[Thomas09]

Granted, that insects name is now Geronimo.

I wish to break my personal records on solving the cubes.

 

[RainbowBoy]

Granted
But then you keep trying to get a new PB that your fingers start aching and the doctor will say to chop em off and NEVER CUBE AGAIN

I wish I had more cubes D:

 

[Thomas09]

Granted, put some water in an ice cube tray and freeze 'em. Voila, cubes.

I wish that I had a V- Cube 5, 6 and 7.

P.S Have you not heard of solving with feet?