Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[Yes We Can!]

[off-topic]brake? [/off-topic]
Not reacted to. I hate that kind of wish.

I wish I had a yottaminx.

[off-topic]You didn't go XD[/off-topic]

Granted, but it will pop on the first turn >:-D

I wish I could do 7x7 BLD with one feet under water while solving two 3x3s with my hands at once in sub-1 minute.

 

[Sa967St]

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish I wasn't procrasticanting doing homework right now.

 

[waffle=ijm]

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish I wasn't procrasticanting doing homework right now.

Granted, but then you had to help me not procrastinate which causes you to procrastinate as well

I wish I wasn't procrastinating right now.

 

[Kxg]

[offtopic] Why do you people keep granting with a blow? I've read n+1 posts like that already, lol. I guess it's just something you post when can't come up with anything better, lol. [/offtopic]

Granted, but you procrastinate the procrastinating

I wish my c4y order came tomorrow.

 

[Sa967St]

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish I didn't have such a horrible week

 

[Kxg]

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish I didn't have such a horrible week

Granted, but you have a horrible month.

I wish 3x3x3 single WR was beaten at WC2009

 

[Sa967St]

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish I would stop granting wishes that get blown up.

 

[Kxg]

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish I would stop granting wishes that get blown up.

Granted, but you blow up.

I wish I didn't have to wish.

 

[vrumanuk]

Granted, but you blow up.

I wish I didn't have to wish.

Granted, but now you can't post in this thread any more.

I wish I could get one of my Gigaminx with feet solves on video.
(Seriously, it's SO frustrating)

 

[Cyrok215]

Granted but the quality stinks.

I wish I was sub-1 on 4x4 & sub-20 on 3x3. (Idc about other cubes).

 

[vgbjason]

granted, but you no longer have feet.

i wish cyrok had feet again

 

[Edmund]

Granted but he gets your feet.

I wish I could get an A on this 3 page iliad paper i havent started yet tommorrow.

 

[d4m4s74]

granted, I wrote an A on it with black marker

I wish I could concentrate

 

[Ranzha]

Granted, but you concentrate too hard and your head explodes.

I wish there was a cube that you could tap into with your mind and solve it without picking it up.
Well, everyone wants that, amirite?
Telekinetic cube ftw!

 

[Forte]

Granted, but you concentrate too hard and your head explodes.

I wish there was a cube that you could tap into with your mind and solve it without picking it up.
Well, everyone wants that, amirite?
Telekinetic cube ftw!

Yes, but it taps into your mind and makes you become a naked barber.

I wish that insect=Geronimo.

 

[ben1996123]

Not granted, because I dont know what your wish is on about.

I wish I wasnt tired all the time

 

[Tim Major]

Not granted, because I dont know what your wish is on about.

I wish I wasnt tired all the time

Must drink coffee for wish to be granted...

 

[Spitfire97]

I wish Bahamas had official competitions.

 

[Faz]

I wish Bahamas had official competitions.

Granted, but you aren't allowed to compete

I wish I was at worlds

 

[AndyRoo789]

Granted, but you aren't allowed to compete

I wish I was at worlds

Granted. There will be a statue of a HUGE letter I at worlds.

I wish I held the world record for everything. (Not just puzzle related)