Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[LNZ]

But you get a blod clot in your hands. Doh!

I wish I knew gods algorithm for a 7x7 cube and solve it in 30 seconds.

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Granted, but your head will explode.

I wish LNZ used "Granted" or "Not granted", because he didn't.

 

[Escher]

Granted, but your head will explode.

I wish LNZ used "Granted" or "Not granted", because he didn't.

Wish not granted for being a crap wish

(k fine, granted, but the rest of his post goes missing so it just says 'granted' )

I wish that I had better A level results.

 

[IamWEB]

Granted, but the rest of the alphabet get together and burn your house down.

I wish more people laughed at this post.

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Not granted, because it's not funny.

I wish I could win Megaminx at WC.

 

[mazei]

Granted, but you get into a coma.

I wish I had better look ahead with no side effects.

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Granted, but it won't have side effects, so you won't get faster.

I wish Erik wasn't Dutch.

 

[stevethecuber]

for not using edit button sorry,i forgot..really sorry guys

 

[rahulkadukar]

I wish Erik wasn't Dutch.

Granted but what difference does it make. He would still be fast

I wish that I would get a LL skip at a comp.

 

[IamWEB]

Granted, but you pop doing a U2.

Wishes out of service.

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Not granted.

I wish Erik wasn't Dutch.

Granted but what difference does it make. He would still be fast

However, I would go from 0 to 5 NR's if he weren't Dutch.

 

[IamWEB]

No wish to grant.

I wish Waldo was found.

 

[waffle=ijm]

granted but there would be no point to where's waldo
I wish I had a muffin

 

[edd5190]

Granted, but it was yucky.

I wish that Stefan had that flying pony which he's desired for years now.

 

[mazei]

Granted but it dies several days later(cruel, I know)

I wish that I had a wish.

 

[edd5190]

Granted, but the wish would be corrupted like any other.

I wish that I were better and faster at memorizing the state of Rubik's Cubes then solving them without looking at them without it affecting my performance at other activities.

 

[sub_zero1983]

granted, but you come across a scramble that no matter what you do, you can t figure it out.

I wish for the worlds best megamix

 

[Vulosity]

Granted, but it's a 6 colored Megaminx with tiles.

I wish for a Black V-Cube 5.

 

[Forte]

Granted, but it's only a white V5 covered in ants.

I wish I had Kazuhito Iimura's awesome turning speed.

 

[fanwuq]

Granted, but it's only a white V5 covered in ants.

I wish I had Kazuhito Iimura's awesome turning speed.

granted, but you turn your car's steering wheel too fast and crash.

I wish I can't solve a cube.