1000 ways to destroy a 3x3

[Caleb Valenzuela]

253. solve it (only works with a TV3)
254. put it in front of an airplane engine
255. smash it with a sledge hammer
256. bash it into a wall and stab it with a knife
257. slam it into a wall with a baseball bat and then smash it more with brute force then stab it again and again and then put it in a plastic bag and smash it even more with the sledge hammer
258. scream 67 at it
259. feed it with Identivalenzuelafication
260. launch it to north korea and they will think it’s a bomb

 

[cranberryjuice]

261. Force it to play against Russian bias in ground RB in War Thunder for 3 hours straight.
262. Force it to witness me oiling my trombone slide with Vaseline (disclaimer: NEVER EVER DO THIS)

 

[thecubicwizard]

263. put a nuke inside and bomb the U.S

 

[cranberryjuice]

263. put a nuke inside and bomb the U.S

Or don't, because that would start Cube War 3.

 

[Caleb Valenzuela]

263. put a nuke inside and bomb the U.S

yeah no that would instantly trigger world war 3 and they frame all of us cubers as terrorists and mass murderers so no that is NOT a good idea

 

[thecubicwizard]

yeah no that would instantly trigger world war 3 and they frame all of us cubers as terrorists and mass murderers so no that is NOT a good idea

still destroyed

 

[thecubicwizard]

Or don't, because that would start Cube War 3.

or we
could bomb the cubicle and scs

 

[cranberryjuice]

or we
could bomb the cubicle and scs

But then we'd destroy the MGC Sigma

 

[Caleb Valenzuela]

But then we'd destroy the MGC Sigma

i think the MGC Sigma is indestructible actually

 

[DuckDecoys]

264. Put it in a washing machine.

 

[ILCubing]

265. send it to dagestan
266. send it to folk valley
267 SIX SEVEN. use it as a sayo device
268. turn a cube into a cellular device
269. gun
270. king von
271. ask servax to put it on twitter (those who know)

 

[DA_BOY]

272. flush it down the toilet

 

[DuckDecoys]

273. Put it in a large bowl of acid.
274. Take it to a place where there are powerful smashers and throw it in.

 

[DuckDecoys]

272. flush it down the toilet

That might destroy the toilet instead!

 

[Thomas.Caleb]

276 Give it to a kid in my class
277 put yougurt in it
278 put it in the bin