If Zayn doesn't win 2x2 I'll switch my profile to a Rubik's brand cube for a week.
If Charlie and Tommy don't podium together in 3BLD I'll learn to solve a Clock blindfolded.
If Max doesn't win all of 4x4-7x7 I'll switch my profile to a 7x7.
If there are no records in side events I'll switch my profile to a Clock.
If no-one outside of top 3 on Psych sheet wins any event I'll do a Mini Guildford every day for a week.
If Luke doesn't podium in 3x3 I'll change my pfp to a cow.
(If I have to do multiple pfps I'll do them in turn)
Great, now I can cheer during NAC.
When I talk about podium, I mean the top 3 competitors regardless of nationality.