Things non cubers should stop saying.

[Deleted member 36445]

They keep scrambling my square 1 like a square 0

"hey I can solve too"
*starts mimicking the fingertricks the faster they can and drop your cube on the floor*

 

[Cuber.Hello.com(:]

"hey I can solve too"
*starts mimicking the fingertricks the faster they can and drop your cube on the floor*

I gave a kid my 2x2 and he twisted the attacheed corner piece

 

[White KB]

When I tell people my cube is $78 they're like, "Dude, I get your cube is fast, but $78?"
I mean I've had it for 14 months so at least it's long-lasting

 

[Deleted member 36445]

"my friend can solve in like 2 seconds"
"i just peel the stickers LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"
"once I solved 5 sides but it took a long time"
"ok solve in 3.47 seconds now! 1... 2... 3... 4... too slow! no world records for you"

 

[Cuber.Hello.com(:]

"nah, stop playin'!"
"I've never been able to solve one of those."
"Wow."
"Back in my day, we didn't have such smooth and modern rubiks cubes." (old people usually say this.)

 

[CatSharked]

My teacher says stuff like "Put the toys away if they aren't helping you focus," and "It's not time to do speed-rubik's-cube-solving."

 

[abunickabhi]

Me: Do a nice 3BLD solve in 30 seconds in front on non-cubers.

Non-cubers: So, how did you feel each sticker? I do not see a texture over it.

Do you have special ability to see through your fingers? When did you discover you had this ability?

 

[brickinapresent]

everyone shouldve voted for them all

 

[povlhp]

I assume your favorite artist is Huey Lewis ?
It’s hip to be square

 

[Deleted member 36445]

Me: Do a nice 3BLD solve in 30 seconds in front on non-cubers.

Non-cubers: So, how did you feel each sticker? I do not see a texture over it.

Do you have special ability to see through your fingers? When did you discover you had this ability?

"How do you hear with your eyes closed?"

 

[Cuber.Hello.com(:]

"How do you hear with your eyes closed?"

wait do they actually say that?

 

[Deleted member 36445]

wait do they actually say that?

Never heard but is based on true fact. A friend of mine has heterochromia, one of his eyes is blue the other is green and people frequently ask if he hears well

 

[Cuber.Hello.com(:]

Never heard but is based on true fact. A friend of mine has heterochromia, one of his eyes is blue the other is green and people frequently ask if he hears well

i would actually love to have different colored eyes that sounds so cooolll!!!

 

[cubED5799]

*me gets pb*
kid in class: god that’s so slow
me:solve it then
*hands him cube*
Him shuts up

 

[Deleted member 36445]

*me gets pb*
kid in class: god that’s so slow
me: solve it then
*hands him cube*
solve it faster than me
me: the prophecy was true

 

[CatSharked]

*me gets pb*
kid in class: god that's so fast
me: you try
*hands him cube*
Him give up

 

[LBr]

Would be good to include ‘I have only ever solved a side.’ 90% of people say that at least from my experience

 

[hyn]

"my friend can solve in like 2 seconds"
"i just peel the stickers LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"
"once I solved 5 sides but it took a long time"
"ok solve in 3.47 seconds now! 1... 2... 3... 4... too slow! no world records for you"

jeez what kind of friends do u have

 

[Deleted member 36445]

jeez what kind of friends do u have

Brazillian ones :3