You know you are a speedcuber when...

[patrickcuber]

When you ask yourself witch way turns on the shower sprayer. U or U'.

 

[Lchu613]

When you ask yourself witch way turns on the shower sprayer. U or U'.

Neither, it's an f'.

 

[TDM]

Neither, it's an f'.

Mine is S'. F' increases temperature.

 

[kcl]

Mine is S'. F' increases temperature.

wat

Mine is F' to turn it on AND control the heat.

 

[sneaklyfox]

Same here. F'

Except I can't use my thumb to do it because I haven't lubricated or tensioned it properly.

 

[AmazingCuber]

Mine is f' ...

 

[rj]

Our shower is AWOL right now, but it was F.

 

[IQubic]

My shower is F.
However I know I'm a Speedcuber because of the conversation me and my friend had today.
Me:So, will you be at FMC today?
Friend:What's that?
Me:Sorry, I meant FNM.
FNM stands for Friday Night Magic. It's a thing where lots of people hang out at a game store and play Magic: The Gathering for a while.
FMC is kinda obvious, Fewest Moves Challenge.

You know you're a speedcuber when you need a cube within 10 feet of you, or else you start to have your fingers fidget.

I know this is from page 1 of this thread, but it's kinda relevant to why I speedcube.
I speedcube to have something in my hands that I can fidget.

-IQubic

 

[penguinz7]

When your mom knows how to solve a pyraminx, and also knows many obscure cubing terms.
When you get a time 3 seconds slower than your average and think it's crap.
You ask for nothing but puzzles for Christmas.
Your desktop wallpaper is a cube.
When you are going on a trip the first thing you think of is "What cubes should I bring?"
The majority of your facebook/twitter posts are cubing accomplishments.
You've gotten splinters from cubing.
You have had several dreams about cubing. (Which I would love to describe)

 

[Note]

You know you are a speedcuber when you name your son Erno.

 

[WinterCub3r]

when you dont freak out about someone solving a rubiks cube

 

[Rocky0701]

when you dont freak out about someone solving a rubiks cube

When you don't freak out about someone solving SUB15.

 

[tx789]

When you don't freak out about someone solving SUB15.

when you consider a 30 second solve, very slow.

 

[SolveThatCube]

when you have no money

 

[SolveThatCube]

when you eat your morning bowl of cereal and practice OH at the same time

 

[guysensei1]

When you think that the acronym DNF originated from the WCA.
When you get kicked out of a library for using a HuanYing. (True story, I was kind of asking for it)
When you're in Chinese class and you know some of those words because you've seen them on cube boxes.
When you close your eyes and pretend to solve a cube blindfolded, even though you don't have a cube.
When you're known as 'the rubik's cube guy' by your classmates.

 

[Rocky0701]

When you ask yourself: "Why would i waste money on that when i could buy a cube?"

 

[guysensei1]

When you have a friend called Wei Long and you laugh.

 

[SolveThatCube]

When you get kicked out of a library for using a HuanYing.

Seriously? A HuanYing?

 

[guysensei1]

Yep. I thought I brought my Lunhui, but nope... I cubed anyway.