[WR] Xuanyi Geng 3x3 3.84 Average

The fact that a 8 year old is better than cubers who have been cubing longer than he has been alive is wild
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy are these Chinese kids better than meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Step 1: do 10 tps during cross + f2l
Step 3: do a cross + F2L solution with <3 rotations and <3 regrips (maybe <3 regrips idk I’m only half a chinese kid)
Step 4: Learn how to do an xcross in 10 moves or less
Step 5: plan XXXcross
Step 6: no pauses during cross + F2L, if you noticed that step 2 is missing you’re already quite fast at spotting pieces probably
Step 7: do entire solve under 55 moves
Step 8: learn ZB
Step 9: have <0.5 second recog for ZBLL
Step 10: go to (still not sure what it is) China youth cubing academy? I heard about how this logo on yiheng’s jacket was a so-called (I’m washed at English I think that’s what so-called means) “China youth cubing academy” but I couldn’t find any info online about it. Here’s the logo:

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Do this and you’ll become a top cuber in no time!!! (jk i avg 12 secs this guide might suck)
 
Step 1: do 10 tps during cross + f2l
Step 3: do a cross + F2L solution with <3 rotations and <3 regrips (maybe <3 regrips idk I’m only half a chinese kid)
Step 4: Learn how to do an xcross in 10 moves or less
Step 5: plan XXXcross
Step 6: no pauses during cross + F2L, if you noticed that step 2 is missing you’re already quite fast at spotting pieces probably
Step 7: do entire solve under 55 moves
Step 8: learn ZB
Step 9: have <0.5 second recog for ZBLL
Step 10: go to (still not sure what it is) China youth cubing academy? I heard about how this logo on yiheng’s jacket was a so-called (I’m washed at English I think that’s what so-called means) “China youth cubing academy” but I couldn’t find any info online about it. Here’s the logo:

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Do this and you’ll become a top cuber in no time!!! (jk i avg 12 secs this guide might suck)
I noticed there was no #2 instantly but I'm garbage at identifying pieces (I'm colorblind tho that's probably at least part of the reason)
 
Step 1: do 10 tps during cross + f2l
Step 3: do a cross + F2L solution with <3 rotations and <3 regrips (maybe <3 regrips idk I’m only half a chinese kid)
Step 4: Learn how to do an xcross in 10 moves or less
Step 5: plan XXXcross
Step 6: no pauses during cross + F2L, if you noticed that step 2 is missing you’re already quite fast at spotting pieces probably
Step 7: do entire solve under 55 moves
Step 8: learn ZB
Step 9: have <0.5 second recog for ZBLL
Step 10: go to (still not sure what it is) China youth cubing academy? I heard about how this logo on yiheng’s jacket was a so-called (I’m washed at English I think that’s what so-called means) “China youth cubing academy” but I couldn’t find any info online about it. Here’s the logo:

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Do this and you’ll become a top cuber in no time!!! (jk i avg 12 secs this guide might suck)
actually:
step 1: learn how to predict cross+3 or full F2L in inspection
step 2: have one regrip for cross+F2L and a minimum of one rotation for F2L
step 3: have 12+ TPS
step 4: use pseudo-slotting
step 5: use ZB
step 6: recognize ZBLL faster than you can recognize PLL
step 7: get coached
step 8: get good
step 9: sleeping? nah, skip sleep and cube instead, need to get those extra hours in
step 10: don’t toss the cube over your head (i’m speaking from experience😭)

Bro I do AT LEAST 10 regrips per solve 😭
what?😭😔🥀
 
actually:
step 1: learn how to predict cross+3 or full F2L in inspection
step 2: have one regrip for cross+F2L and a minimum of one rotation for F2L
step 3: have 12+ TPS
step 4: use pseudo-slotting
step 5: use ZB
step 6: recognize ZBLL faster than you can recognize PLL
step 7: get coached
step 8: get good
step 9: sleeping? nah, skip sleep and cube instead, need to get those extra hours in
step 10: don’t toss the cube over your head (i’m speaking from experience😭)
thank you for the advice 👍👍

Also how did you toss a cube over your head???
 
thank you for the advice 👍👍

Also how did you toss a cube over your head???
i have absolutely no idea💀

so i was doing my third solve of the average (on pace for 1st place), then what would have ended up being probably a low-2 or mid-2 became a DNF because when i was about to stop the timer, i saw that my 2x2 wasn’t actually solved (it was a U2 away), so when i “picked up” my cube again, it landed on top of both of my index fingers, so when i lifted my hands it tossed in the air. But then i ended up never starting the timer anyway which caused the DNF💀 i got last place in the round.

super hard to explain

i posted the video in a thread (i forget though)
 
i have absolutely no idea💀

so i was doing my third solve of the average (on pace for 1st place), then what would have ended up being probably a low-2 or mid-2 became a DNF because when i was about to stop the timer, i saw that my 2x2 wasn’t actually solved (it was a U2 away), so when i “picked up” my cube again, it landed on top of both of my index fingers, so when i lifted my hands it tossed in the air. But then i ended up never starting the timer anyway which caused the DNF💀 i got last place in the round.

super hard to explain

i posted the video in a thread (i forget though)
When I mess up a solve I either crash out or just troll by doing the same thing
 
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