Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun

[TK 421]

How do you add values without unit and with incompatible units? And how does that result in a number? And how is he supposed to give you the number he owes you?

converts the MM CM KG MG to 1 dollar maybe?

 

[whauk]

she should turn the sun off to punish the "not-payers"

 

[Stefan]

she should turn the sun off to punish the "not-payers"

She already knows the man who owns the moon, they just need to cooperate.

 

[IamWEB]

^lol

 

[Cool Frog]

I claim all money in the world.
I also claim imaginary money.
This living thing is getting expensive... I guess I will have to pay for all your guys debt too. (see how nice I am, can we all just get along

 

[Dene]

Actually... instead of me paying her how about we sue her for her property causing damage to us?
She is causing worldwide skin cancer, shrinkage of my grapes, nearly constant abuse to my house with all the ultra-violet rays, and surely her property causing blindness and car crashes,with countless damages that she could be accountable for.

Exactly what I was thinking. I got severely burnt by her sun yesterday. I WANT COMPENSATION!

 

[kvaele]

Let's boycot the sun. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my basement.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Put sunscreen on. It's not her responsibility if you get sun burnt.

 

[shelley]

Let's boycot the sun. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my basement.

What are you going to eat?

 

[EnterPseudonym]

forcing people to use the sun. i smell a lawsuit.

 

[aronpm]

I claim all the blood in the world. Spill it, pay. Have it circulated, pay. Donate it, still pay.
I claim electricity.
I claim all water. Including the incredibly large percentage in your body. Whales and all you other sushi, pay up.
Finally, I claim all atoms. Get out your wallets.

Sorry bro.

Read my post; blood is mine.
Electricity = flow of electrons, which come from the big bang. I guess that's mine too.
Water? That's just a molecule, formed out of atoms, which formed in stars/the big bang. I guess water is mine also.
See above.

Oh, and the guy who said carbon is his: carbon is formed during stellar nucleosynthesis, which, as you know, happens in stars, which are mine. So, carbon is mine, not yours.

 

[Cool Frog]

I think we are all running monopolies here.

 

[Dene]

Put sunscreen on. It's not her responsibility if you get sun burnt.

So what are you saying I have to spend money to block out the sun and spend money to get the privilege of using the sun? That's absurd. The sun is now her responsibility therefore any damage it causes is solely her responsibility. Just like if she left her car parked without the handbrake on and it rolled into my car she would be responsible.

 

[vcuber13]

Sorry bro.

Read my post; blood is mine.
Electricity = flow of electrons, which come from the big bang. I guess that's mine too.
Water? That's just a molecule, formed out of atoms, which formed in stars/the big bang. I guess water is mine also.
See above.

Oh, and the guy who said carbon is his: carbon is formed during stellar nucleosynthesis, which, as you know, happens in stars, which are mine. So, carbon is mine, not yours.

you can have atoms, but i call strings

 

[cuberkid10]

Wow... just wow...

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

So what are you saying I have to spend money to block out the sun and spend money to get the privilege of using the sun? That's absurd. The sun is now her responsibility therefore any damage it causes is solely her responsibility. Just like if she left her car parked without the handbrake on and it rolled into my car she would be responsible.

Yes.
No, you can always steal it and then put it back where it belongs.
Now THAT made me laugh!

Wow... just wow...

Kinda sums it up, don't cha think?

 

[souljahsu]

I claim space.
Everyone who is using space owns me a dollar for every cubic meter they use.
Pay up!

 

[vcuber13]

i think that falls under the atoms catagory

 

[kdawg123]

Well I claim god, which apparently created the big bang. Or so I'm told....

 

[aronpm]

Also I call shotgun on reverse-time-cause-effect ownership; I also own what caused the big bang.

Well I claim god, which apparently created the big bang. Or so I'm told....

And because there are several theories about what caused the big bang (colliding membranes, strings etc) I own all possibilities.