Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun

I claim all money in the world.
I also claim imaginary money.
This living thing is getting expensive... I guess I will have to pay for all your guys debt too. (see how nice I am, can we all just get along
 
Actually... instead of me paying her how about we sue her for her property causing damage to us?
She is causing worldwide skin cancer, shrinkage of my grapes, nearly constant abuse to my house with all the ultra-violet rays, and surely her property causing blindness and car crashes,with countless damages that she could be accountable for.

Exactly what I was thinking. I got severely burnt by her sun yesterday. I WANT COMPENSATION!
 
I claim all the blood in the world. Spill it, pay. Have it circulated, pay. Donate it, still pay.
I claim electricity.
I claim all water. Including the incredibly large percentage in your body. Whales and all you other sushi, pay up.
Finally, I claim all atoms. Get out your wallets.

Sorry bro.

Read my post; blood is mine.
Electricity = flow of electrons, which come from the big bang. I guess that's mine too.
Water? That's just a molecule, formed out of atoms, which formed in stars/the big bang. I guess water is mine also.
See above.

Oh, and the guy who said carbon is his: carbon is formed during stellar nucleosynthesis, which, as you know, happens in stars, which are mine. So, carbon is mine, not yours.
 
Put sunscreen on. It's not her responsibility if you get sun burnt.

So what are you saying I have to spend money to block out the sun and spend money to get the privilege of using the sun? That's absurd. The sun is now her responsibility therefore any damage it causes is solely her responsibility. Just like if she left her car parked without the handbrake on and it rolled into my car she would be responsible.
 
Sorry bro.

Read my post; blood is mine.
Electricity = flow of electrons, which come from the big bang. I guess that's mine too.
Water? That's just a molecule, formed out of atoms, which formed in stars/the big bang. I guess water is mine also.
See above.

Oh, and the guy who said carbon is his: carbon is formed during stellar nucleosynthesis, which, as you know, happens in stars, which are mine. So, carbon is mine, not yours.

you can have atoms, but i call strings
 
So what are you saying I have to spend money to block out the sun and spend money to get the privilege of using the sun? That's absurd. The sun is now her responsibility therefore any damage it causes is solely her responsibility. Just like if she left her car parked without the handbrake on and it rolled into my car she would be responsible.
Yes.
No, you can always steal it and then put it back where it belongs.
Now THAT made me laugh!
Wow... just wow...

Kinda sums it up, don't cha think?
 
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