My high school had an official pirate club. I started an unofficial ninja club (not everyone can be a ninja you know). The pirate club's first act of piracy was stealing all of the chalk from one of the teache'rs rooms and holding it for ransom. I found out where they were hiding it, stole it back, replaced it, and NOBODY NOTICED ME. Therefore, Ninjas are clearly > pirates.
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