Omegle.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ohaithere.
You: How's it going?
Stranger: its going great, you?
You: Fine here. Just passing the time along chatting with people ^_^.
Stranger: except I HAVE NO FRIENDS
You: Aw, that fails.
You: It fails hard.
Stranger: i have to result in omegle on saturday night
Stranger: where are you from?
You: California.
Stranger: oh what time is it there?
You: 13:24.
Stranger: oh cool its 21.24 in england
You: Nice.
You: What do you do for fun?
Stranger: nothing really
Stranger: i'm a geek
Stranger: you?
You: I'm a geek too!
You: Well, between a geek and a nerd.
You: You know?
Stranger: yeah thats exactly me
You: I solve Rubik's Cubes.
Stranger: NO WAY
You: That's what I do mostly.
Stranger: i have three and i can only ever do one side
Stranger: its so frustrating you have no idea
Stranger: you're my idol now
You: Want to learn?
You: I wanted to learn from this guy, badmephisto.
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=609nhVzg-5Q
Stranger: yes please
You: There's his tutorial.
You: It's quite long, but it's fun.
You: Once you learn, go to Speedsolving.com and register.
Stranger: definatly bookmarking the page
You: Yay!
You: I have another convert!
You: XD.
Stranger: hehe yes you do
Stranger: its sad that i'm actually excited isn't it?
You: What do you go as?
You: Not really.
Stranger: chloe, you?
You: Speedsolving is fun!
You: I'm Ranzha.
Stranger: heyyy
Stranger: hes taking the rubix cube apart?:L
You: Yeah.
You: It's doable on any cube.
You: Just be careful that you don't break an edge piece, but it's quite difficult to with an actually Rubik's brand cube.
Stranger: okay
You: You getting it?
Stranger: yeah haha i love it
You: Yay!
Stranger: :D
You: This is the best tutorial in the world.
You: By far.
Stranger: i completely agreee
Stranger: i have to go now
You: Okay, bye!
You: Nice chatting.
Stranger: bye thank you xxxx
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Expect a new convert soon.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YellO!
You: HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OFF?
Stranger: Press Shift!!!
You: OKAY
You: DID IT WORK?
You: YOU LIE
Stranger: Hold it down while you type
You: OKAY
You: YOU LIE AGAIN
Stranger: Press the Caps Lock Button!
You: WHERE IS IT?
You: I NEED HELP
Stranger: above the shift!!!
You: THATS ENTER
Stranger: BELOW THE TAB BUTTON!!!! =d
Stranger: =D
You: THATS SHIFT
You: HEEEEEELP
Stranger: WHATS THE ONE UNDER SHIFT!!!!
You: FN
Stranger: LOL
You: OR ARROWS
Stranger: TO THE LEFT OF THE A????
You: THATS SHIFT
Stranger: TO THE LEFT OF THE Z?
You: THATS FN
Stranger: TO THE LEFT OF THE SPACEBAR, ALT
You: THATS ARROWS
Stranger: ON THE LEFT OF THE KEYBOARD!!!?
Stranger: THATS ONE F***ED KEYBOARD...
You: HEEEEEEELP
Stranger: LOL RESTART THE COMPUTER!!!
You: i fouund it
You: YAY
You: CRAP
You: ITS ON AGAIN
You: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
You: CANT FIND IT AGAIN
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STILL CAN'T FIND IT.
 
Double post.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: my shift buttons are broken
Stranger: hello
You: can you help me find caps lock?
(anyone else realize I need shift to make ?s?)
Stranger: :O
Stranger: it says CAPS LOCK
Stranger: -__-
You: where?
Stranger: on the left side
You: where?
Stranger: right above the shift key
You: thats tab
Stranger: above that one
Stranger: then
You: thats squggly line
Stranger: under shift
You: thats arrows
Stranger: on the right side then?
You: cant see it
Stranger: BE GONE BLIND DEMON! :O
You: me?
You: i can see what your typing
You: :/
Stranger: then find the dang button
You: cant
You: neeed heeeeelp
Stranger: :D
You: heeeeeeeeeeelp
Stranger: theres this thing you can push on your computer where it pops one up on the screen
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: ;)
You: where?
Stranger: right by where your typing your words it says "Disconnect" click it twice and BOOM caps lock will be right there :)
Stranger: :D
You: i bought my computer from here:
You: www.smouch.net/lol
(it's a rick roll)
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i bought mine from staples?
You: what?
You: please check the site
You: i think its dodgy
Stranger: naw i dont wanna
You: then help me find caps lock
Stranger: first you have to open your eyes
You: yeh
You: i'm doing that
Stranger: then look to the left of the keyboard
You: yeh
You: its
You: esc
You: squiggly line
You: tab
You: shift
You: fn
You: arrows
Stranger: dont be dumb
Stranger: i know you cann see it -_-
You: i cant
You: oh i found it
You: it was above F 6
(rofl)
Stranger: ?!?!?!?!
You: Thanks for the help
Stranger: hahaha niice site :D
You: lol
You: Spread it
Stranger: made my day :D
Stranger: i foo shoo will :p lol
You: CYa then
Stranger: buhh bye
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Thomas09 said:
Double post.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: my shift buttons are broken
Stranger: hello
You: can you help me find caps lock?
(anyone else realize I need shift to make ?s?)
Stranger: :O
Stranger: it says CAPS LOCK
Stranger: -__-
You: where?
Stranger: on the left side
You: where?
Stranger: right above the shift key
You: thats tab
Stranger: above that one
Stranger: then
You: thats squggly line
Stranger: under shift
You: thats arrows
Stranger: on the right side then?
You: cant see it
Stranger: BE GONE BLIND DEMON! :O
You: me?
You: i can see what your typing
You: :/
Stranger: then find the dang button
You: cant
You: neeed heeeeelp
Stranger: :D
You: heeeeeeeeeeelp
Stranger: theres this thing you can push on your computer where it pops one up on the screen
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: ;)
You: where?
Stranger: right by where your typing your words it says "Disconnect" click it twice and BOOM caps lock will be right there :)
Stranger: :D
You: i bought my computer from here:
You: www.smouch.net/lol
(it's a rick roll)
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i bought mine from staples?
You: what?
You: please check the site
You: i think its dodgy
Stranger: naw i dont wanna
You: then help me find caps lock
Stranger: first you have to open your eyes
You: yeh
You: i'm doing that
Stranger: then look to the left of the keyboard
You: yeh
You: its
You: esc
You: squiggly line
You: tab
You: shift
You: fn
You: arrows
Stranger: dont be dumb
Stranger: i know you cann see it -_-
You: i cant
You: oh i found it
You: it was above F 6
(rofl)
Stranger: ?!?!?!?!
You: Thanks for the help
Stranger: hahaha niice site :D
You: lol
You: Spread it
Stranger: made my day :D
Stranger: i foo shoo will :p lol
You: CYa then
Stranger: buhh bye
You have disconnected.
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WIN.
 
I'm on a roll. A rick roll, that is.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: HEY
You: MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS STUCK
You: HOW DO I GET IT OUT
Stranger: I DONT KNOW MINE IS STUCK TOO
You: HEEEEELP
You: I TRIED ZAHING IT
You: BUT THAT DIDNT WORK
You: I TRIED STABBING IT
You: BUT THAT DIDN'T WORK
Stranger: PRY IT OUT WITH A FORK
You: I TRIED THAT
You: BUT THE BUTTON BROKE
Stranger: USE ANOTHER KITCHEN UTENCIL
You: LIKE WHAT
You: OIL
You: I'LL PUT OIL IN IT
Stranger: NO
Stranger: USE A SPORK
You: NOT WORKING
You: ILL TRY A MEAT POUNDER
You: ASADSDSAAXEWAEWSZ
Stranger: OK
You: DIDNT WORK
Stranger: DARN IT
You: THERE GOT IT OUT
You: BUT STILL CAPS LOCK
You: NOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: =O
You: oh
You: My arm was on shift
Stranger: ahah
Stranger: smooth
You: Now my computer is messed up
Stranger: aw
You: Like who puts caps lock above F6?
You: I bought my PC from here
Stranger: no one. mines under tab
You: www.smouch.net/lol
Stranger: oooohh
You: plz check it out
You: I think it's dodgy
Stranger: ooohhh ok
You: My pc cam loaded with windows 3
You: Did you check it?
Stranger: nope
You: I have Linux on my Zargk computer
You: It's better than Windows 3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT: New one.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey =D
You: I'm the batman
Stranger: haha xD
You: No. I'm the batman
Stranger: =)
You: I have ninja skills too
You: And pirate skills
Stranger: what are you? a batnipira?? xD
Stranger: hahaha xD
You: How did you knwo?!?!?
Stranger: just knew it! =p
Stranger: xD
You: Now I must hunt you and kill you
Stranger: Noooooo!!!! x'D
You: I know where you live
Stranger: =D
Stranger: tell me where xD
You: I track your IP address
You: Oh you'll know
You: Or
You: Join me
You: Join me at www.smouch.net/lol
Stranger: Yeahh! xD
Stranger: hahaha x'D
You: Join me on my site
You: It has all the regulations
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: M 18 looking for female for cyber
You: MY KEYBOARD IS STUCK ON CAPS COULD YOU HELP ME?
Stranger: how ?
You: IDK
Stranger: haha
You: CAN YOU HELP ME?
You: ITS A REAL PROBLEM
Stranger: whts ur prob z/
Stranger: tell me
You: IDK I CANT GET MY KEYBOARD OFF CAPS
You: PLZ HELP
Stranger: haha
Stranger: idk
Stranger: just buy the new one
Stranger: :)
You: I GOT MY COMPUTER FROM HERE
You: www.smouch.net/lol
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: HI
You: CAN YOU HELP ME I CANT GET MY KEYBOARD OFF CAPS LOCK
Stranger: the caps lock key doesnt work?
You: WHAT CAPS LOCK KEY?
Stranger: the key beside 'A'
You: THATS S
Stranger: to the left
You: I STILL DONT SEE IT
You: WHAT BUTTON IS UNDER THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON
Stranger: shift
You: NO ENTER IS ON TOP OF SHIFT
You: www.smouch.net/lol THIS SITE IS MORE HELP TO ME THEN YOU ARE
Stranger: there are two shift keys on the keyboard
Stranger: thanks!
You: GO TO IT
Stranger: nice site
Stranger: i'm there
You: HELP ME!!!

Ah this is so fun


EDIT: more annoying people.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: what do u average?
Stranger: im a guy
Stranger: on what?
You: the erno rubik magic puzzle cube
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You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: what do you average
Stranger: Average what????
You: on the erno rubik magic puzzle cube
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, I'm a 19-year-old male from Texas. you?
You: what do u average?
Stranger: huh
You: on the erno rubik magic puzzle cube
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLO

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what do u average
Stranger: my math is a bit lackluster, but i'd say 20%
Stranger: i don't do well in english
Stranger: math isnt my strongpoint
Stranger: and science?
Stranger: don't get me started
You: do u wanna know my avarege
Stranger: please share
You: well on a good day it coulda be from 15-16 while on most days its around 17
You: my best is 9
Stranger: see, i tried to get up there
Stranger: but im not very intelligent
Stranger: it's hard for me
Stranger: being the child of immigrants and all
You: i used to be really bad but i practiced and practiced and now im pretty good
Stranger: awesome, could you teach me?
You: umm okay
You: fist oyu have to make a cross
You: you you make the first 2 layers
You: then you finish the last 2 layers with 2 algs
Stranger: elaborate?
You: easy
Stranger: so ah
Stranger: what exactly
Stranger: are
You: ill link you
Stranger: we disscussing
You: rubiks cubes
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hey
Stranger: wutsup?

You: not much. I'm bored so I am semi-frequently spamming pedo bear
You: for lulz
Stranger: wut?

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Stranger: oh snap.

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EDIT:
Another poor soul lost to the dark side:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: pancakes?
You: waffles
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: hows it going?
Stranger: oh, it's fairly boring
You: That's odd, because it is going the same for me
Stranger: I'LL BET WE'RE THE SAME PERSON
You: OH MY JESUS
Stranger: ON A STICK
You: DIPPED IN BUTTER
Stranger: SLATHERED IN MAYONNAIS
Stranger: lol slathered is a silly word
You: that it is.
You: so is bamboozled
Stranger: almost as silly as pamphlet
You: and flabberghasted
You: pamphlet is quite the silly one isn't it
Stranger: it's hard to work into everyday conversation too
You: oh very much so
Stranger: but somehow i manage to do it
You: is it just me, or do you feel like rhyming like the mad hatter?
Stranger: it's just you
You: well drat
You: I guess you don't want a hat!
You: lol sorry, i couldn't resist
Stranger: a hat is a hat, imagine that
You: Imagine that!
You: and I say drat that you don't want a hat
Stranger: gnat
You: rat
Stranger: flat
You: fat
Stranger: mat
You: brat
Stranger: cat
You: scat
Stranger: that
You: bat
Stranger: pat
You: frat
Stranger: sat
You: splat
Stranger: oh no
You: I got another one
Stranger: ......stat?
You: spat!
Stranger: !
You: I KNOW RIGHT
Stranger: phat
You: OH NOES
You: dat
You: !
You: haha!
Stranger: shat
Stranger: HAHAHA!
You: gat!
You: haha
You: I win!]
Stranger: hemostat
Stranger: you most certainly do not win
You: You'reabrat!
You: lol
You: :P
Stranger: well I never
You: pulling in more than one syllable
You: you're a tricky one
You: But I'll have to say...
Stranger: you
Stranger: ll have to say...
You: hmmm...
Stranger: hurry up and say something. you have to
You: I'm unfortunately at a loss for words...
You: you have bested me.
You: I lied!
You: scat!
Stranger: HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: HAHAHA I tricked you!
Stranger: you've already said scat
You: ok then... shcat!
Stranger: thermostat
You: ...
You: why?
You: lol
Stranger: admit your loss
Stranger: i am rock to your scissors
You: I have been bested
You: the spock to my rock
You: Honestly, I don't think there are any more. lol
Stranger: at
You: ...
Stranger: we overlooked that one
You: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Stranger: the simplest of all
You: lol
You: that we did
You: Car!
Stranger: that doesn't rhyme
Stranger: you wouldn't happen to need a wheelchair would you?
You: We start again!
You: New word is Car!
Stranger: bar
Stranger: far
Stranger: star'
You: star
Stranger: mar
You: ...
You: far
You: par
You: tar
You: thar
You: yar
Stranger: RAWR
You: !!!!!
You: I cannot beat the epicness of what you just said
You: no matter how many times I try
Stranger: you cannot
You: You are very good with your words sir.
You: or madam
Stranger: i have quite the extensive vocabulary
You: we haven't quite established that yet
Stranger: i am not a madam
You: ok
You: neither am i
Stranger: well hot damn
You: We may very well be the same person after all!
Stranger: I'd be welling to wager money that we are
You: As would I.
You: But seeing as we are the same person, we would be paying ourselves the money if we bet
Stranger: that's the only way to bet
You: thus, ther would be no monetary gain
Stranger: you're guaranteed to win
Stranger: can't beat 100% odds
You: but guaranteed to lose at the same time
You: -.-
You: how did I do that!!?!??!!?!?!!?
You: the world may never know...
Stranger: WAT
Stranger: do what
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lol It's quite long.
 
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