Omegle.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Do you like rabbits?
Stranger: OMG i love them!!!
You: I HATE RABBITS >=(
You have disconnected.

I don't actually hate rabbits, btw >_>
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: are u from speedsolving .com
Stranger: no
You: are u hot
Stranger: im a boy
You: are u a hot guy? ^^
Stranger: yes...!
Stranger: are you a hot girl?
You: heheh
You: yep
Stranger: obviously...
Stranger: PROVE IT!




:fp
 
I used to play along with all the horny b*st*rds, and say that I'm a 17 year old girl from Korea. (Then they get all excited)

Then I tell them that I have msn and webcam, and I can do a little 'show' for them.

Then I give them one of my (girl)friends emails and tell them to add me.

Awesome prank. :cool:
 
i tried to be good guy

Stranger: Hi:D
Stranger: Male/Female
You: hi! can you speedsolve?
Stranger: Yes
You: really? what's your personal best?
You: on 3x3 cube?
Stranger: Very Slow
Stranger: I'm Not That Hurry
You: ah, don't say that. I won't laugh, C'mon tell your personal best
Stranger: 20min.
You: whoa! keep practising!
You: don't be ashamed!
Stranger: Yes What Is Your Age
You: by the way what method do you use for solving a 3x3 cube
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DO U KNOW DIFFERENTIAL CALCULUS?
Stranger: yep
You: can i give u a prob?
Stranger: ok 1 condtion
You: yeah
Stranger: r u male or female
You: female
Stranger: u have 2 send me a pic
You: if u solve the prob for me i will...
Stranger: ok kwl
Stranger: do u promnise u will
You: yes but only if u solve the prob
You: ok?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: wot is it
You: prove that
Stranger: the pic of u i mena
You: (sinx)^2<xSin(Sinx)
You: in (0,(pi/2))
You: hello?
You: you will not find it in the internet sorry
Stranger: i no jst gttin my calc
You: calculator?
Stranger: yea
You: you think u can solve it with a calculator?
Stranger: yep i have an iq of 156
You: So that makes you capable of solving that problem with a calculator?
Stranger: 2.811228015E-04+2.988911796E-051
You: Did you read the question?
You: Its an inequality
Stranger: sorry 4 got the other pat
You: the other?
You: Isn't that the only part?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i jst want 2 c a pic of u


(I'm male btw)
 
I actually met a friendly person from Korea on my first visit. Scroll to the green to read the cube related discussion

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: you are so funny
Stranger: good
Stranger: I like you
You: Is that a good thing?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: you are Good man
Stranger: upup
You: ?
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: you know that I don't know english well
You: oh ok
Stranger: Thank you
You: What language do you speak?
Stranger: Korean
You: Cool
Stranger: English is Difficult
You: I've heard that.
Stranger: I'm learn English in 6 years
You: Good luck with it
You: You seem pretty understandable now
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Michigan, US
Stranger: ohii
Stranger: i know US drama
Stranger: on TV
You: hmm'
Stranger: michigan is good?
You: No
You: The economy is horrible.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: that's too bad
You: Hope it gets better
Stranger: me too
You: But they say that it will be a few years until it gets back
You: I'm just glad that our family isn't too poor.
Stranger: you are Good man
You: So, what are your hobbies?
Stranger: me?
Stranger: animation?
Stranger: and U?
Stranger: oh I love Basketball too
You: Right now I'm pretty obsessed with cube puzzles
Stranger: cube puzzle?
You: Ever hear of the Rubik's Cube?
Stranger: Rubik's Cube?
Stranger: square?
You: Hmm. It's a cube that you twist, I guess, and get all of the colors on each side uniform
Stranger: oh i got that
Stranger: but it's so difficult
You: Yeah, it takes forever to solve unless you find a method on the internet
Stranger: oh thanks
You: Right now It takes me about 30-35 seconds for me to solve
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you are veryverygood
Stranger: Genuise?
You: No, I think it's overrated
You: Practice and comittment is everything
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you are good boy
You: I always practive solving it one-handed, and
Stranger: freetime?
You: taking time to memorize the state of the cube, and solving it with a blindfold on
You: Yeah, I guess during my freetime.
Stranger: good
Stranger: amazing!

You: So, what do you do in animation?
Stranger: humm
Stranger: see that
Stranger: >o< I'm sorry
Stranger: i don't know English well
Stranger: I'm loser
You: No, english is very hard to learn
You: I'm learning French right now
Stranger: $_$ Oh good boy
Stranger: ^o^
Stranger: ^-^
You: So, when did you first start learning english? You speak it pretty decently
Stranger: humm
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 10~16
You: cool
Stranger: number is good
You: Hey, I have to go now
Stranger: oh good
You: maybe I'll c you later
Stranger: ye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: you are Good GUY!
You have disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: do u wanna know this awesome trick to make ur internet faster? not a virus
Stranger: what?
You: do u wanna know this awesome trick to make ur internet faster? not a virus
Stranger: what is it?
You: on the keyboard press
You: alt+f4
Stranger: ummm...kewl
Stranger: so what does it do?
Stranger: okay nvm
You: just do it it makes it 100% faster
Stranger: kk
You: tell me when u do it and ill tell u the next step
Stranger: kk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: do u wanna know this awesome trick to make ur internet faster? not a virus
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
Stranger: what is the trick
You: press alt+f4 on ur keyboard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: do u wanna know this awesome trick to make ur internet faster? not a virus
Stranger: defrag it?
You: no
You: its really simple
You: 3 steps
Stranger: go for it
You: first, on ur keyboard press
You: alt+f4 and when ur done tell me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:fp some people are such retards
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: do u wanna know this awesome trick to make ur internet faster? not a virus
Stranger: what?
You: do u wanna know this awesome trick to make ur internet faster? not a virus
Stranger: what is it?
You: on the keyboard press
You: alt+f4
Stranger: ummm...kewl
Stranger: so what does it do?
Stranger: okay nvm
You: just do it it makes it 100% faster
Stranger: kk
You: tell me when u do it and ill tell u the next step
Stranger: kk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: do u wanna know this awesome trick to make ur internet faster? not a virus
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
Stranger: what is the trick
You: press alt+f4 on ur keyboard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: do u wanna know this awesome trick to make ur internet faster? not a virus
Stranger: defrag it?
You: no
You: its really simple
You: 3 steps
Stranger: go for it
You: first, on ur keyboard press
You: alt+f4 and when ur done tell me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:fp some people are such retards

Either that, or they disconnected because they knew and didn't want to speak to someone who was trying to trick them with something stupid.
 
Code:
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: str lvl??
Stranger: Is that from WoW?
Stranger: Is this Daniel?
You: what the hell
You: LOL
You: how do you know my name
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: It's Philip
You: WTF LOLOLOLOPL
You: DUDE LOL
You: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON HERE
Stranger: Just boredom lol
You: i see
Stranger: We have to post this on facebook
You: i know! LOL
You: made a warrior today on WoW
You: lol
Stranger: Omg YES
You: I KNO
Stranger: I met a girl on Omegle today
You: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: She's lives in Louisiana but she's really cool, we agree on a lot of **** and we like the same stuff
You: I see
Stranger: So she told me her facebook name just before I had to leave, I looked it up and shat a brick
You: l0l
You: Ugly?
Stranger: No
Stranger: See for yourself
You: Aiight
Stranger: Maddy Sarah Borgous
Stranger: I love how it says stranger and I fully know it's you
You: They should also put something like
You: If you want to, you can enter your name
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Put like ball-licker as your name
You: Loloolol
Stranger: What a good convo
You: yeah if only I knew who daniel was :\
You: lol joke^
You: inside joke XD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: do u wanna know this awesome trick to make ur internet faster? not a virus
Stranger: what?
You: do u wanna know this awesome trick to make ur internet faster? not a virus
Stranger: what is it?
You: on the keyboard press
You: alt+f4
Stranger: ummm...kewl
Stranger: so what does it do?
Stranger: okay nvm
You: just do it it makes it 100% faster
Stranger: kk
You: tell me when u do it and ill tell u the next step
Stranger: kk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: do u wanna know this awesome trick to make ur internet faster? not a virus
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
Stranger: what is the trick
You: press alt+f4 on ur keyboard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: do u wanna know this awesome trick to make ur internet faster? not a virus
Stranger: defrag it?
You: no
You: its really simple
You: 3 steps
Stranger: go for it
You: first, on ur keyboard press
You: alt+f4 and when ur done tell me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:fp some people are such retards

Either that, or they disconnected because they knew and didn't want to speak to someone who was trying to trick them with something stupid.

The funny thing probably is that people think it is possible to make your internet faster by a "trick".
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: HI
Stranger: Howwa youu?
You: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Stranger: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD STUFF
Stranger: OMG
You: THATS MY THING
Stranger: I TOOK IT :P
Stranger: BUT THEY ARE COMING D:
Stranger: D:
Stranger: D:
You: WHAT THE HECK
Stranger: THEY ARE COMING TO GET YOUUU
You: WHO
Stranger: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
You: OOMPA LOOPAS?
Stranger: YEAS, ORANGE AND SHORT AND OUT TO GET YOU
You: AWESOME I WILL DESTROY THEM WITH MY RIFLE
Stranger: D:
Stranger: THATS BAD
You: REALLY I ALREADY KILL RABITS AND SQUIRLLS
Stranger: OMG THATS MEAN, WHAT DID THE POOR LITTLE BUNNYS EVER DO TO YOU
You: EAT MY FLOWERS
Stranger: FAIRR ENOUGH
You: I ALSO KILL BABIES
Stranger: NOOOOOO , NO YOU DONT
You: NO THAT WAS MY RETARDID SISTER
Stranger: HAHA OK?
You: NO NOT REALLY IF YOU KNOW HER
Stranger: OK OK I DONT BUT IM SURE I DONT WANT TO
You: YES YOU DO
Stranger: IM NOW CONFUSED
You: NO THAT WAS HER AGAIN YOU DONT
Stranger: OK OK OK
Stranger: WHY IS YOUR SISTER ON YOUR COMP
Stranger: OR ARE YOU HAVIN ME ON
Stranger: <_<
You: WE SHARE A COMPUTER
Stranger: SO WHAT SIDE OF THE KEYBORD DO YOU GET
You: SHE IS TRYIN TO TAKE IT
Stranger: N'AWWWWW
You: BLARG
Stranger: JUST INFORM ME OF THIS ONE THING
Stranger: ASL??
Stranger: D:
You: 12 GIRL U.S.
Stranger: D: HAH
You: 16 F\
Stranger: IM LOST
You: I AM 12 MY SISTER IS 16
Stranger: OK OK
Stranger: AND YOUR BOTH ON HERE?
Stranger: D:
You: NO WE ARE FIGHTING OVER THE COMPUTER
Stranger: OK LOL
Stranger: FUN TIMES ;)
Stranger: WELL ANYWAY IM 16 F ENGLAND
Stranger: AND
Stranger: IM GOIN
You: KK
You: G2G
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ahhh the aliens!!!
Stranger: WHERE??? ARE THEY COMING FOR US???????
You: YES
Stranger: AAAAH! FOR FUDGE SAKE!
You: I KNOW
Stranger: LETS HIDE UNER THE BLANKETS TOGETHER!
You: OK
You: ITS DARK UNDER HERE
Stranger: *whispers* we need to take action, shall we fight back with our ninja monkeys? *whispers*
You: YES, AND I HAVE LAZER GUN THAT WIILL DESTROY THEM
Stranger: ooh! c'mon lets take action!
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 3
Stranger: GO!
You: BOOM!!!
You: I KILLED THEM
Stranger: WE WON!
Stranger: OH CRAP THERES MORE!
You: OHH NO
Stranger: I'LL HANDLE IT!
You: OK
Stranger: NINJA MONKEYS, GO GET EM!
Stranger: WOHOOO! WE OFFICAIALY WON!
You: YESS MAYBE WE WILL GET AN AWARD
Stranger: ooh! i hope its a teddy bear O.o
You: OR THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
Stranger: NO! teddies are better!
Stranger: OK, YOU GET THE PEACE THING, I GET A TEDDY BEAR
You: BUT THE AWARD IS A TEDDY BEAR FOR THE NOBEL PRIZE A GIANT ONE
Stranger: WE CAN SHARE IT THEN!
You: 2 ACTUALLY
Stranger: O.o PERFECT!
You: AWESOME WELL I HAVE TO GO CALL OBAMA SO BYE!!!
Stranger: BYE
You have disconnected.
 
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OMG, sooo much fun!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: two camels in a tiny car!
Stranger: what?
You: RayWilliamJohnson
Stranger: i dont know him
You: ???
You: how don't you?
Stranger: ? i really dont
You: youtube
Stranger: youtube is blocked here
You: china?
Stranger: yes
You: fricken chinese government
You: is what i meant
Stranger: yes
You: move to america
Stranger: no freedom
Stranger: maybe I would go to Sweden cause my aunts there
You: I have a boat
You: I could bring you there.
Stranger: thank u
You: ok
You: quick pack
You: I will be at your location in 0:500 hours
You: I have gotten it via your IP address
Stranger: how do u know my ip adress?
Stranger: address
You: I have hacked into your computer.
You: It's ok, I won't tell your wife you're cheating on her.
Stranger: well,I dont have a wife
You: We'll then you've had sex with your girlfriend, so I assumed you were married.
Stranger: and I dont have a girlfriend yet
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 18
You: lol, sad.
You: We'll I guess Your dad is cheating on your mom
Stranger: well,how do u have so many guesses?
You: because according to the pictures on your computer, Some guy is cheating on some girl.
You: And the man is either you, or your dad.
Stranger: no pictures on it,and to tell u the truth ,I am in the internet bar
You: Then I have hacked into your cell phone, gotton your address, hacked into your home computer, and saw those pics.
Stranger: my cellphone is not connected to the computer,how can u hack it
You: I have my ways.
You: But that is not the problem at hand.
You: Start packing.
Stranger: well,it seems easy when u said it ,how can i live in US?
Stranger: I have no friends there
Stranger: and no money
You: I will give you $10,000 american dollars
You: for an apartment, and a decent car.
You: I will recomend you to a job.
You: you must take it from there.
You: Why am I doing this?
You: because I believe you can do great things.
You: better than Obama.
Stranger: that sounds interesting why u think I can do it great?
You: Because I have seen what you have done on your comp.
Stranger: oh? then say what I have done or I wont believe it
You: No time. All I can say is that you have done great in school, and have a good head on your shoulders.
You: I must go get the boat now.
You: Get packed.
You have disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO
Stranger: hii
You: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TURN CAP LOCK OFF?


Hehehe

lol, thanks.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: HEY
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hows you
You: HOW DO YOU TURN CAP LOCKS OFF
You: AM GOOD
You: BUT
You: I CAN'T FIGURE OUT
You: HOW TO TURN
You: THE CAP LOCK OFF
Stranger: press caps lock
You: I DONT SEE THE BUTTON
You: WHERE IS IT?
Stranger: on the far left hand side
Stranger: of your keyboard
You: I KNOW THATS WHERE IT NORMALLY IS, BUT NOT ON MY KEYBOARD
Stranger: 6 letters left from H
You: I SEE TAB AND SHIFT
You: IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE BETWEEN THEM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Helloo
You: HI
You: HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OFF!?!?!?
You: ITS DRIVING ME NUTS
Stranger: you really dont know?
You: IF I DIDNT KNOW
You: CAPS LOCK WOULDNT BE ON
You: I JUST LOGGED ON MY COMPUTER THIS MORNING
You: AND IT WAS ON
You: I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT
You: THERES NO BUTTON
Stranger: you know where shift button is right?
You: YEAH, THERES TWO.
Stranger: over the left there should be caps lock button
You: BETWEEN SHIFT AND TAB?
Stranger: yep
You: THERE'S NO BUTTON THERE
You: IS THAT WHERE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE
Stranger: then your pc sucks
 
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Note how I used the A key when asking where the A key was. Hehe. :D
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: HI
You: HOW DO YOU TURN CAP LOCK OFF?
Stranger: caps lock buttom
You: WHERE IS IT?
Stranger: *button
Stranger: by the A
You: IS THE A NEAR THE S?
Stranger: duuuh
You: OK
You: I FOUND THE A.
Stranger: ok
You: I SEE THE Q
You: AND THE SHIFT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


This one's hilarious.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HOW DO YOU TURN CAP LOCK OFF?
Stranger: PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON.
You: DO YOU HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM?
Stranger: NO.
You: AND WHERE IS THE CAP LOCK BUTOM?
You: BUTTON?*
You: I HATE THIS!
Stranger: ON THE LEFT ABOVE THE **** KEY.
Stranger: RIGHT NEXT TO THE A.
You: YOU MEAN TAB?
Stranger: NO, THE ONE UNDER TAB.
You: THATS SHIFT.
Stranger: YOU DON'T HAVE A CAPS LOCK BUTTON!?
You: AND THEIRS A SQUIGGLY LINE ABOVE TAB.
Stranger: YOU HAVE A WEIRD KEYBOARD.
You: HELP ME!!!
Stranger: I CAN'TTTTT D:
You: IS IT THE SQUIGGLY?
Stranger: NO.
You: ````
You: THE SQUIGGLY DOESN'T WORK!
Stranger: I KNOW, IT ISN'T THE SQUIGGLY.
You: UH-OH!
Stranger: I HAVE TO POOP.
You: DON'T LEAVE ME!
Stranger: WHY NOT?
You: WAIT I FOUND THE NUMBER LOCK!
You: 4264525636
Stranger: THAT DIDN'T WORK.
You: 44253
Stranger: nooo.
You: 64112223
Stranger: ?
You: 36527
Stranger: penis.
You: 3013
Stranger: ...
You: 325211252532412331
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The end of this one was really really funny.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: FREE HUGS
You: HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OFF?
Stranger: OMG I DONT KNOW!!
You: OH NO!!!
Stranger: SO DO U WANT A HUG??
Stranger: THATS FREE
You: NOT RIGHT NOW!!!
Stranger: WHY??
You: I'M GONNA PRESS ALL THE KEYS
You: XBVNLTHBNSLBNnfkfnfjncjcdNFJKNVAJERTNGNS
Stranger: HAHA OK
Stranger: SO??
You: OH I GOT IT FOR A SEC.
Stranger: TRY PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON!!
You: WHERE IS THAT?
Stranger: I FORGOT OMG
You: EAHCFIR HFNETHTWGQAGG54Y6U8RD BFNIIOM
You: HDSBCHJ WD W FRE.MQWJKDNknjkfnnejnkFR NRTEJNG45TYJ
Stranger: LOOK
Stranger: THAT'S EASY!!
You: IS IT CLOSE TO THE DELETE KEY?
Stranger: IN MY KEYBOARD NO
You: SO YOU SEE IT???
You: OHOHOHOH
Stranger: NO
You: I FOUND THE NUMBER LOCK KEY!!!!
You: 11-240-324521
You: 1234045..21641?
Stranger: 2545336
You: 13-*542-46365.16-!!!!!!!!
Stranger: LOOK AT CTRL KEY!!
You: 036502
You: OK I GOT NUMBER LOCK OFF
Stranger: OK THANK U
Stranger: LOOK AT CTRL
You: I SEE CONTROL.
Stranger: UP
You: IT'S NEAR Z.
Stranger: YESSS
Stranger: FAST FAST
Stranger: I WANT GIVE U A HUG
You: CONTROL DOESNT DO ANYTHING!
Stranger: CAPS LOCK IS CLOSE OF CONTROLLLLL
Stranger: IS NOT CONTROL KEY
You: I SEE THE OPTION KEY
You: Ô˜¨˚ı√©√©Î˜ı ≤÷Ò
Stranger: I DONT KNOW WHAT IS THAT
You: DID IT WORK?
Stranger: SHIFT
Stranger: I DONT THINK SO
You: H JBJYKUKBKL
Stranger: PRESS SHIFT
You: SHIFT DOESNT DO ANYTHING!!!
Stranger: WHAT IS UP SHIFT??
You: TAB.
You: THEN A SQUIGGLY
You: ``````````````~~~~~~~~~~
You: THE SQUIGGLY DOESNT WORK!!!!!!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: OH
Stranger: I WAS WITH NO CAPS
Stranger: UFF NOW I AM WITH CAPS AGAIN WHOA
Stranger: BELOW TAB!!
You: WOW
You: HBJHB
You: SHIFT DOESN'T WORK!!!
Stranger: UPON SHIFT IS WHAT??
You: TAB!!
Stranger: I'M GONNA CRY!!
You: DO YOU NEED A HUG
Stranger: BELOW TAB???
You: ?
Stranger: YESSS =[
You: IT'S 20 BUCKS.
Stranger: NO, THIS MUST BE FREE
You: I CANT AFORD TO JUST GIVE AWAY HUGS
Stranger: GIVE ME A HUG PLEASE I'M SAD!! ARE U A HEARTLESS??
You: 20 BUCKS.
Stranger: PLEASE =[
Stranger: ARE YOU A GIRL, A GUY OR SOME LADY GAGA?
You: GUY!!!!!
Stranger: I'M A GIRL!! GIVE ME A HUG, I CAN'T PAY YOU =[
You: NO!
Stranger: P-L-E-A-S-E
You: ONLY IF YOU SHOW ME CAPS LOCK!
Stranger: BUT YOU CAN GOOGLE IT
You: YOU CAN GOOGLE HUG!
Stranger: NO I CAN'T!!
Stranger: YOU ARE SURELY A HEARTLESS!!!
You: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=HUGS
Stranger: MUST BE A VIRUS
You: ITS A LET ME GOOGLE THAT FOR YOU!
Stranger: OK, OK.. I'LL TEACH YOU
You: OK
Stranger: SORRY, I WAS DRINKING WATER, IS SO GOOD!!
You: I THINK YOU MEAN. IT IS SO GOOD!!
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU SEE RIGHT NOW ON YOUR KEYBOARD??
You: TAB
You: SHIFT
You: SQUIGGLY
You: FN
Stranger: I DONT KNOW WHAT IS SQUIGGLY AND FN
You: Oh I found it!!!!
Stranger: Whoa!!!
You: So did you!!!
Stranger: Yes!!
Stranger: I want my hug!!
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: PLATAPUS!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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I went into this conversation knowing I was going to typo everything :p
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hry
You: hey*
Stranger: i take it you dont type often?
You: Sometomes
You: sometimes*
You: Why/
You: why?(*
Stranger: haha
You: Why?*
Stranger: no reason
You: O?K?
You: O.K.8
You: O.K.**
Stranger: LEARN HOW TO SPELL DUMBF***
 
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