Omegle.

Stranger: so, whaddya do for fun in indiana?
You: solve my cube
Stranger: ... rubiks (spelling?)
You: lol yep
You: can you solve one perhaps?
Stranger: yes. x+5 turns of 11th axis +3rd rotation of lxz=13r
Stranger: understand?
You: lol totally
You: but if you adda pineapple t reduces the r to a fibbonaci prime that results in the worlds destruction
Stranger: of course, if yours is at a different starting point than mine was, the equation is moot.
Stranger: zomg don't divide by zero...
Stranger: the universe'll implode
Stranger: ...
You: unless you add the square root of the polar inverse of the fibbonaci series 350th number to the velocity of a lemon pie when thrown at a young boy
Stranger: ah. indubitably.
 
I am sooooo bored right now :p

Stranger: hi
You: moooooo
Stranger: asl?
You: 17/cow/ on your rooftop
You: I can't get down from here :(
You: I should have thought of that before I climbed up here
Stranger: That's impossible
Stranger: cows can't climb
You: why nawwtt?
Stranger: they dont have fingers
Stranger: so they can't grab on to anything
You: oh truuuu
You: but what if I'm a supercow?
Stranger: doubt it
You: :0
Stranger: who are you really?
You: You don't believe me that I'm a supercow?
Stranger: of course now
Stranger: *not*
You: Oh fineeee
You: I'm human by day and supercow by night
Stranger: but it's day now
You: Oh shi-

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jms_gears1 said:
Stranger: so, whaddya do for fun in indiana?
You: solve my cube
Stranger: ... rubiks (spelling?)
You: lol yep
You: can you solve one perhaps?
Stranger: yes. x+5 turns of 11th axis +3rd rotation of lxz=13r
Stranger: understand?
You: lol totally
You: but if you adda pineapple t reduces the r to a fibbonaci prime that results in the worlds destruction
Stranger: of course, if yours is at a different starting point than mine was, the equation is moot.
Stranger: zomg don't divide by zero...
Stranger: the universe'll implode
Stranger: ...
You: unless you add the square root of the polar inverse of the fibbonaci series 350th number to the velocity of a lemon pie when thrown at a young boy
Stranger: ah. indubitably.
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miniGOINGS @ Waffle's Blog @ RouxCentral said:
Obviously its because the Pineapple acts as a finbonacci prime, therefore reducing the value of I to a weapon of mass destruction.
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Wow, you totally jacked my theorum.
 
I genuinely couldn't tell if this girl was serious or not >

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Stranger: 15 f orange country
Stranger: II mean county
You: lol, hi there
Stranger: asl?
You: ok if I must...
You: 28/m/uk
Stranger: 28 oh wow.
You: oh wow, I'm really old
You: I should have a pipe and wear slippers
Stranger: That's stupid, old people dont' do that
Stranger: Your stupid.
Stranger: What's uk?
You: omg
Stranger: UNited states of Kingdom?
You: lol, United Kingdom
Stranger: Is that in texas?
You: are you serious?
Stranger: I'm asking a question.
Stranger: Is it a nuther country?
Stranger: Oh!
Stranger: I just googled it.
Stranger: It's near Bangladesh.
You: you should attend more geography lessons
Stranger: geography?
Stranger: like history?
You: well no
You: like geography
You: have you heard of a place called England?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: In books
Stranger: Where is it?
You: /facepalm
You: In the UK
You: Europe
You: Earth
You: The Solar System
You: The Universe
You: ring a bell?
Stranger: like walmart?
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: how u doin?
You: hi...pretty good
Stranger: where u from?
You: the core of a v-cube
You: where r u from
Stranger: wtf is that?
Stranger: v-cube?
You: its a very tight and cramped space
Stranger: xbox , gamecube?<----:eek::fp
Stranger: put together?
You: yea thats what it is


Did everyone here know that a V-cube is an Xbox and Gamecube put together? (sarcasim)
 
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You: ahoy
Stranger: egg
You: salmon
Stranger: egg
You: salmon
Stranger: egg!
Stranger: egg
You: salmon!!
Stranger: EGG
You: SALMON
Stranger: egg
You: salmon
You: salmon !
Stranger: egg
You: salmon
Stranger: egg.
Stranger: egg egg egg egg egg!
You: SALMON SALMON SALMON SALMON !!
Stranger: egg.
Stranger: that is all.
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You: i'm a guy
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Rofls
 
Very first conversation!

You: Hello.
You: ok it said you were typing
You: you aren't saying anything..

I left.

Second:

Stranger: EGG
You: LIKE THE CHICKEN OR WHAT?
Stranger: LOL YEA THAT ONE
Stranger: CRUISE CONTROL BABY
Stranger: ALSO, THE GAME
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Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: whaT's up?
Stranger: f/m
You: HE is me.
Stranger: fine
Stranger: where do you come from?
You: Gee, i Am nEw to this.
Stranger: oh
You: *Gee, I AM nEw to this.
You: you?
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okay I tried omegle after reading about it on here and was paired up with someone who lives near me... She disconnected shortly after though

im so alone..
 
You: say hi
Stranger: hi
You: Heeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!
You: except my name's not johnny
Stranger: yes
You: how are you?
Stranger: so so from?
You: usa
You: so so
Stranger: iam japan
You: oh cool i plan to learn japanese language!
Stranger: u like korea?
You: I don't know too much about it, but it's good so far. :)
Stranger: korea claims Dokdo is their land
Stranger: What do you think ?
You: what do you people in dokdo say about it?
Stranger: dokdo -> korean
You: well i found this: http://www.geocities.com/mlovmo/page4.html
Stranger: dakesima japan
Stranger: what?
You: i don't know anything about dukdo so i found that website to help
Stranger: oh u age?
You: 14
You: I assume you're an adult
You: sorry.
Stranger: u love sex?
You: what? o.O
Stranger: u love sex?
Stranger: i want
You: find a japanese
You: or korean
Stranger: ????????????
You: why are you asking me?
You: im 14 and live thousands of miles a way
You: just kidding
You: I'm really in your closet
Stranger: u a greenhorn
You: did you know it's next to Derrick's wall?
You: yeah i bet you didn't.
Stranger: hey hey !
You: hey.
Stranger: ****ing
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I would have quit this much earlier but I wanted to see what this creep was gonna say. It seemed like a real conversation until...

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EDIT:
Stranger: "i'm gonna keep on loving you...cause its the only thing i wanna do...i dont wanna sleep..." [you continue on]
You: "im gonna disconnect you... cause its the only thing that makes sense..." [you don't continue]
You have disconnected.

EDIT 2, from RIGHT after EDIT 1:

Stranger: "i'm gonna keep on loving you...cause its the only thing i wanna do...i dont wanna sleep..." [you continue on]
You: what the I just ran into you!
You: GAME OVER, DON'T CONTINUE
You: It's a simple concept.
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Stranger: Hey
You: is for horses
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