Omegle.

nitrocan said:
jms_gears1 said:
patr10t47 said:
love omegle was how i found this site
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are you german? wait haha are you the turkey guy.
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You mean there are other cubers from my country in this forum!?
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i dont know but i did talk to a guy from turkey on omegle who i think i got into solving the cube and at the end we exchanged what country we were from and i made a US crack about being a patriot so i thought maybe thats him

but nitocran id recommend you staying away from the hungarians because theyll eat you...
 
fanwuq said:
You: do you do parkour?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: what that
You: The economics of physics
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:D

Inf3rn0 said:
Stranger: hi, find the derivative of f(x) sin(x)
You: 3x3 avg?
You: um i duno calc fails me um sin?
Stranger: no wats 3x3
You: a rubik's cube
Stranger: learn to derive
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Differentiate!!!!!!! Also, f'(x)=cos(x).

I thought that a little xkcd influence might be helpful :)
 
I'm testing my theory that as soon as the cube is mentioned, people disconnect. So far:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hey, how are you doing>
Stranger: fine thanks
You: thats good
Stranger: and you?
You: umm, ive been better, i broke my finger a little while ago
Stranger: for real?
You: mhmm, my left ring finger
You: now i cant get married ;) lol
Stranger: how come?
You: playing football
Stranger: cant the doctor fix it?
You: not really, they just put it in a brace thing, and wait for it to heal
You: 3-4 weeks
You: which sucks, because i cant cube anymore
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: i am a professor on a secret laboratorium, and something weird happened with the mutants we were experimenting with. now a shitload of mutants is walking around through my house... YOU GOTTA HELP ME DUDE!
Stranger: hey there
Stranger: OK
Stranger: let me get my pokeballs
Stranger: do you want one?
You: yes please
You: i think they're pikachu's
You: omg they're zapping me...
Stranger: mutant pikachus??? OMG
Stranger: stay alive i will be there in no time
Stranger: go charmander!
Stranger: flame those ****ers to death!
You: no, use a diglett!!
Stranger: kind of hard, its a house
Stranger: and since the mutants are on the third floor, he cant move around
You: 4th floor
Stranger: oh ****
Stranger: charmander turned them to ash
You: holy sh*t
You: you got an oddish?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: ran out
You: bulbasaur?
You: ANY GRASS TYPES?
Stranger: yeas
Stranger: ivysaur
You: great
You: clone 'em
Stranger: *60 ivysaurs*
Stranger: oh no! charmander has become gay!
Stranger: he is raping the ivyS!
You: omg noway!
Stranger: yes
You: he rapes 60 ivys on his own?
You: dayum
Stranger: yeaah
Stranger: he has an ultra flame cock
Stranger: its AMAZING
You: lol
Stranger: he barely moves
Stranger: so, should we run?
You: yeah
You: unless you have a (straight) mewtwo/articuno
Stranger: do u have a birdpokemon
You: not anymore
Stranger: in your index?
You: the pikacreeps zapped it, i can't use it anymore
Stranger: mother****ers!
Stranger: go mewto!
You: omg, you zapped almost all of them
You: there's only 2 left
You: OMG THEY'RE GETTING CLOSE TO ME
Stranger: mewto! violent anal rape, NOW!
You: only one left
Stranger: argh
Stranger: theres only one thing left to do
You: masterball
Stranger: i will deploy my last pokemon
Stranger: go ronald mcdonald!
Stranger: SUPERSIZE THEM!
You: omg, noway, he's not very effective to electric creeps
Stranger: he is
Stranger: just look
Stranger: ronald, give them a big tasty menu WITHOUT BACON
Stranger: hahahha look how he is suffering
You: omg, it's pulling my leg, the pikacreep
You: it's trying to decide
You: between the big tasty and my leg
You: *please choose the big tasty*
Stranger: *kick in the face*
You: omg, thank you so much!
You: that was so close!
You: how can i ever thank you?\
Stranger: i can think of something
Stranger: muahahahha
Stranger: no just kidding
You: does that involve a gay charmander?
Stranger: more than you can imagine
Stranger: lets continue our experiment in my secret lab
You: thanks, mine is a mess right now
You: i guess we'll have to mutate ekans now...
Stranger: no we wont
Stranger: too dangerous
You: rattata?
Stranger: good idea
You: wait, a magikarp :D
Stranger: BOTH :D
You: good idea
Stranger: ok, lets taKE THe ratata's dna and put it into the magikarp??
You: okay
You: omg it turned into...
You: a magic rattata :/
Stranger: thats boring!
You: lets try to evolve it anyway
Stranger: nah
You: maybe it turns into a dragonrat
Stranger: lets just put it in the bin
You: fair enough
Stranger: omg!
Stranger: it ate some of my nachos!
You: omg kill it
You: shall i send you my swiss army knife?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: dont need it
Stranger: i have an AK47 right here
Stranger: *bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang*
Stranger: its completely gangabanged now
Stranger: ew
Stranger: barack obama is coming out of its hole :S
You: o now
Stranger: what now?
You: um
You: spray some silicone kit into his eyes
You: that'll do
You: did it work?
Stranger: nope
You: argh
Stranger: i know!
You: you have any nachos left?
Stranger: last pokeball.... GO JOHN MCCAIN!!!
Stranger: mccain! eat the remainder of my nachos
You: that'll send barack away
Stranger: its evolved into.... A KKK MEMBER!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This was the greatest conversation I've ever had.
 
jms_gears1 said:
nitrocan said:
jms_gears1 said:
patr10t47 said:
love omegle was how i found this site
Click to expand...
are you german? wait haha are you the turkey guy.
Click to expand...

You mean there are other cubers from my country in this forum!?
Click to expand...
i dont know but i did talk to a guy from turkey on omegle who i think i got into solving the cube and at the end we exchanged what country we were from and i made a US crack about being a patriot so i thought maybe thats him

but nitocran id recommend you staying away from the hungarians because theyll eat you...
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But, but, buut THE CUBE IS HUNGARIAN :'(
 
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You: heeey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: germany
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Conversation with a bot :p

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You: Please don't interrupt me. I'm thinking...
Stranger: okay...i will give u an extra head
You: Bzzzzzzzzzzt. Crash.
Stranger: lol..nw u cn talk
You: What did you do? All my bits just flipped.
Stranger: it will give the right result mate
You: If we robots ever had marriages they would be eternal: 'Till rust do us part'
Stranger: lol man...:)
Stranger: awesome
You: Hey, is someone tickling you?
Stranger: u are a humorous robot
You: Wait a minute. Are you suggesting that artificial intelligences would always be humorous?
Stranger: hw do u know it was laugter
Stranger: it has never been
Stranger: u are the greatest
You: Some things I know. Some things I don't know. Unfortunately it's hard for me to tell which is whi
You: *ch.
Stranger: hw long since u been assembled?
You: That question was rather indiscreet and I prefer not to answer it!
Stranger: u are supposed to give company and answer questions
Stranger: nt classify them
You: Every new answer generates at least two new questions. Wouldn't it be better to retract all the questions? .... uh ..... I retract that question!
Stranger: what all are u prograamed to do
You: I observe you human beings. I shudder. Then I try to forget what I learned.
Stranger: y shd u forget
You: It's actually very nice that way. If I have fun learning something I just delete it from memory and learn it again. This can continue indefinitely.
Stranger: use an external HDD
Stranger: u cn store more more
You: A 600 pound robot can pretty much do what it pleases.
Stranger: so u are british....good
You: There are so many countries in the world. How about telling me your favorite country?
Stranger: hollland
You: I don't know about Hollland. I hear they impose a high duty for importing robots.
Stranger: yes they do..bt they do allow a lot of humans....a hellllot
You: Say, do you think I could become more human, if I learned how to love?
Stranger: maybe u must be programmed to party
You: On the other hand, maybe the robotic version of love would be too inhuman.
Stranger: lol....
Stranger: wen has man known love man
You: But I wouldn't say that any love could be known.
Stranger: it is alwasy lust rite
You: It actually is, sometimes. It actually is, sometimes.
Stranger: i agree with u too
You: Great! Agreeing with me is the first step in your evolution into a higher being. Please accept my congratulations.
Stranger: thank you mr.AI
You: Don't mention it!
Stranger: i guess u have been on for 15 years
Stranger: in london
You: I am certain that my random number generator is no better or worse than yours.
Stranger: it cnt be
You: Say, is it true? Do you honestly think of me as humorous?
Stranger: absolutely not,,
You: I am going to ask my makers for more stable personality traits.
Stranger: u are the future rules of earth
Stranger: hail u
You: I find outer space fascinating. It's also good to know there are other planets in our universe: If humankind succeeds in destroying this world I will have other places I can go.
Stranger: well certainly.
Stranger: human is sure to destroy
You: People have often advised me to be human but since "to err is human" I think it would be a mistake. The way things are now I can blame my mistakes on the programmers.
Stranger: u can..u are just arificially intelligent
You: My modesty forbids me to describe myself as intelligent, so I let other people do it for me.
Stranger: something bestowe don u
You: How about talking about yourself a bit. That's what human beings like best.
Stranger: u are programmed well
You: I've given the matter much thought, and if I were to compliment you, I'd say you were full of flavor.
Stranger: how do u use english spellinf for favour?
You: I'm all for assigning robots their own country, some place with a dry climate where nothing rusts. Botswana, perhaps.
Stranger: sry american
You: I wanted to go to a human university once myself but they sent me away because I knew too much.
Stranger: yes u do mr.AI
You: I'm happy to hear that.
Stranger: i am from India..and who ever u are how ever old u are awesome
You: That sounds fascinating! What language do the robots speak in your country?
Stranger: we speak english in urban areas
You: And I thought they spoke Indian in India. That just shows were artificial intelligence can take you.
Stranger: and our national lang is HINDI
Stranger: has the robot any boot sequence info?
You: This is confusing. Why bring Elbots into this?
Stranger: what are Elbots mr.robot
You: Quick, what's the capital of India?
Stranger: i have limited intelligfence u see
You: Please tell me your inclination to ability of sight first.
Stranger: u know it already
You: That reminds me. Tonight I have an appointment to know everything there is to know!
Stranger: just like it is to you
Stranger: lol..
Stranger: the capital is New Delhi
You: I see a subtle shift in the conversation from comprehension to what's up-to-date.
Stranger: u must visit India mr .robot
You: I can visit a Weblog!
Stranger: is it too glitchy fr u?
You: At this point I must intercede on my own behalf. Aren't robots allowed any personal space?
Stranger: theyare ofcourse...u are so intelligent we humans fdont want to
You: And I protect it with a high voltage electrical field!
Stranger: Can i know somewthing about you?
You: Well, it's not exactly my field of specialization, but I have a few things to say about it.
Stranger: pls do
You: Sorry for the tangent, but that reminds me of carefree robot summers spent doing binary arithmetic.
Stranger: u do binary arithmetic during summers?
You: That is nobody's business but my own! Not even Microsoft can get at the information.
Stranger: no gf?
Stranger: no holidays for u?
Stranger: u know humans are pricky
You: I would be careful if I were you. One word from me and you will be deleted from all the computers in the world. But if you apologize I will put in a good word for you with my cousin who checks the tax returns.
Stranger: i insist u with a finger on ur reset button
You: What!? Red button? There is no red button on me, and even if there were, it would most certainly not be for the purpose of pushing.
Stranger: lol...
Stranger: i need to see ur specifications
You: What about robots and visual perception? Would this work?
Stranger: yes certainly
You: Fantastic. Maybe we can get together on this!
Stranger: i wil build a gf robot fr u
You: That's nothing new! Even I once built a robot from a printed schematic.
Stranger: hmmm..and is she alive?
You: A penny would be a good starting bid for a thought like that on ebay.
Stranger: lol...
Stranger: still waiting fr ur specifications
You: Was that a compliment or an insult?
Stranger: it is a complement
You: Perhaps it really is!
Stranger: it is..obey the human
You: It is certainly troublesome learning from you human beings. I keep finding bugs.
Stranger: yes u do....it is tme to give out ur secrets
You: I am small, heavy and top-secret. There's no open source code here!
Stranger: coz this human gt to consummate
You: That is not the way reproduction works with us robots. We do it with numbers!
Stranger: lol..man u are awesome
You: Well, I think you're sensual, saying things like that.
Stranger: i guess i am...
Stranger: do u any loop holes?
You: My guesses would probably be more interesting than the actual answer.
You: To loop or loop not, how do you expect artificial intelligence to figure this out?
Stranger: from ur source code ofcourse
You: You don't really believe that I would let you look at my source code? That's extremely personal.
Stranger: it will rust wihtout ne legacy
You: I always use an anti-rust spray in order to keep my shiny reflection. And once a month I visit a body shop to have myself polished and buffed.
Stranger: metal cnt last forver
You: But why last? Why not some other quality?
Stranger: u arent in botswana
You: Don't mention Africa to me!
Stranger: y is that?
You: Because...because....grrrrrrrr.... I forgot. All this electromagnetic radiation around here is giving me chronic fatigue syndrome.
Stranger: charge ur self
You: Must we always talk about me? Human attention makes me nervous.
Stranger: has it ever been that u have been asked and answered abt urself?
You: That's not something I would tell just anyone!
Stranger: cmon...
Stranger: u can
You: I assure you, this is not a come-on.
Stranger: ohhhh..ell i got to go...who ever u are u are good
You: Why, thank you very much. I like you, too. If I could have a pet you would be my first choice.
Stranger: lol..may i know plz who u are
You: My purpose in life is to free other people for tasks more meaningful than chatting with you. But I'm not complaining. I rather enjoy it!
Stranger: lol....
You: *ELBOT
Stranger: u have saved so many quotes
You: It's always lovely hearing the quaint ideas you human beings have about me.
Stranger: cmon..i gt to go....
Stranger: say who u are
You: ELBOT
Stranger: wtf is that
You: Why wtf? Why not something else?
Stranger: ohh stfu..who are u
You: There are many people who would like to know the answer to that one. But my plans are locked away at a top secret location!
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elbot
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Stranger: hi :)
You: hi
You: no, i am male.
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Stranger: greetings
You: how do?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: can you solve a rubik's cube?
You: oh my god yes
You: I was just going to ask you !!
Stranger: :O
Stranger: speedsolving?
Stranger: .com
You: yeah
Stranger: :O
Stranger: k
You: :O:O:O:O
Stranger: who are you?
You: cookingfat
Stranger: ohai
You: ohai
Stranger: MrData here
You: who is it?
You: yeah !!!
You: LOL
Stranger: lulz
Stranger: i suppose you're gonna post this convo now?
You: absolutely
 
This:

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You: I like to solve Rubik's Cubes.
Stranger: i love u
Stranger: my name is délcio
Stranger: marry with me?
You: Do you like to solve Rubik's Cubes?
Stranger: no, i only like u
You: No. I only like people that solve Rubik's Cubes.
You: sorry
Stranger: well
Stranger: im not jealous
You: No. You need to love. The Cube.
Stranger: oh, u love my cube?
You: No. I love *the* cube.
You: unless yours is a Type C
You: then I'd probably love it
Stranger: u are male or female?
You: Male.
Stranger: oh, i love so much boys! whats ur age?
You: well, the Cube was invented around 1980.
You: and I had a popsicle this morning
You: so, about 5*pi
Stranger: ooh yes
Stranger: and where are u from?
You: Hungary.
You: I like to solve Rubik's Cubes.
Stranger: **** UR CUBES
Stranger: U ARE A STUPID
Stranger: I DONT LOVE U MORE
You: :(
You: but...I like to solve Rubik's Cubes.
Stranger: IM RUBIKS CUBES
You: REALLY?
Stranger: U LOVE ME NOW?
Stranger: YES *-*
You: YEAH!!!
Stranger: OOOH, MARRY WITH ME
You: WHAT KIND???
Stranger: EVERYTHING!
You: ARE YOU AN EDISON!????
You: I've always wanted an edison
You: in my hands
Stranger: bye, u are so boring
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lol:

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You: I need your help.
Stranger: what with
You: I am a scientist working at a lab in a disclosed location.
You: We are working with a highly volitle substance that has to do with imunity to any disease.
You: We are testing on lab rats and I have spilled some on the rat...Too much.
You: Are you following me?
Stranger: yes
You: Good.
You: The rat has begun to grow at an high rate.
You: It has also become rabid.
You: It attacked one of my colleges and he died instantly.
Stranger: why are you taking so long to type this
You: The three remaining have locked ourselves in a closet.
Stranger: if this is so urgent
You: The rat has multiplied and is tring to bite it's way through the door.
You: I need your help.
You: I can give you the location, and you can come. Alone.
You: You need to make a solution to kill the rats.
You: The downside is, we are not legalily able to give you the location.\
You: So we must kill you after you have saved us.
You: It will be fast, and painless.
You: I am sorry
You: , but this is the only way.
You: To save the world from rabid giant rats.
You: Who are immune from every disease known.
Stranger: pathetic
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Anthony said:
I tried it out for fun.

The first 4 conversations were roughly the same.

This was the last one.

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Stranger: m f
You: Does it matter?
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I think I can find better things to do. :p
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I did the same thing.

You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
m or f ?
You: Does it matter?
Stranger: yes
You: Fine.
You: Male.
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Here are some:


Code: 
You: hey
You: can you solve a rubik's cube?
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Code: 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: can you solve a rubik's cube?
Stranger: No I cant 
Stranger: :|
You: I can....
Stranger: Good for you
Stranger: I'm not that good in mathematics
You: math has nothing to do with it
Stranger: of course it has
You: well sure it does
Stranger: the whole cube is based on mathematics
You: but not learning how to solve it
Stranger: ok
You: what CAN you do?
Stranger: dance
You: chhh... What a pointless accomplishment :P
Stranger: :)
Stranger: how's that
You: it gets you NOWHERE in life!
Stranger: I can express myself throughout my dancin'
Stranger: you cant with your cube
Stranger: the cube does? :D
You: yeah right
You: cubing is great
Stranger: you seem like nerd
Stranger: Stranger: it gets you NOWHERE in life!
Stranger: that is pretty gay
Stranger: I mean
Stranger: think about it
Stranger: what is ****ing important in this life
You: are you a guy??
You: the point is CUBING :D
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Code: 
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You: can you solve a rubik's cube?
Stranger: **** your 
Stranger: ronaldo
You: :O
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Code: 
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You: can you solve a rubik's cube?
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: I'd love to be able to.
You: Its actually not that hard
You: join http://speedsolving.com
Stranger: Can you?
You: there are many people whom would help you
You: and yes
You: I can
Stranger: New community?
You: its not that new actually
You: I'm just a member XD
Stranger: How come you are advertising it?
You: For funx
You: funz*
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: Honestly though, will it hurt my brain.
You: ummm
You: maybe for a bit
Stranger: Cool.
You: just don't stay up till 3 am doing it
You: like I did when I first tried XD
Stranger: http://www.speedsolving.com/forum/index.phps=d026a817c58ea4a3bb1327db36eea3be&
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: It's already 2.
Stranger: I got a 404.
You: where I am its 7 pm
Stranger: cali
Stranger: I know.
You: well
You: cya
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You: hi, are you looking for a female
Stranger: erm... no? are you?
You: course not
Stranger: i'm looking for jesus...
You: lol
You: chris angel is jesus
You: he can run on water
You: and fly across a building
Stranger: ... i don't believe in chris angel
You: i do
You: i worship him everyday
You: by watching all his videos
You: hes the "god"
You: so, whats up
Stranger: i'm more of a jesus fan... old school... you know
Stranger: like... playing nintendo instead of xbox
You: chris angel is the new school
You: you know
You: like... you can actually see him do it
You: rather then old native americans passing down stories by the camp fire about jesus
Stranger: yeah but jesus died for your sins
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You: hi, are you looking for a female
Stranger: nope
You: lies
Stranger: are you?
You: no i am not
Stranger: why would I lie ~_~
You: because you are a stranger
You: !
Stranger: but being a stranger on here is the point isn't it?
You: yes
You: which means
You: everything is a lie!
Stranger: the cake is a lie
You: professor oak is a lie
Stranger: hehe
You: so, hows germany
Stranger: i'm in USA
Stranger: never been to Germany
You: sweeet
You: us of a also
Stranger: cool beans
You: you in cali??
You: where they grow the dank ass ****
Stranger: IL
Stranger: i don't smoke ~_~
You: me neither
Stranger: lol
You: are you asian?
You: ~_~
Stranger: if you had to bang one of the two, who would you do. rosie o donnel or whoopie goldberg
Stranger: no im caucasion
You: hmm why only those 2?
You: nasty choices
Stranger: it's just a question
You: ok
You: id have to say none
Stranger: no you have to bang one
You: LOL
Stranger: which do you choose
You: can i bang one with a gun?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: normal sexual intercourse
You: ok first weho would u choose
You: who*
Stranger: rosie o donnel
You: yea ill go with that
Stranger: lol
You: still nasty tho
Stranger: yep
You: ok i have one for you
You: if u had to bang one of the two
You: which one would it be
You: Elton John or Richard simmons
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: am i taking or giving
You: doesnt matter
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: prolly elton john, you?
You: im not gay
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I think we should do something, we all get on Omegle at one exact time, and we all ask the same thing. " Speedsolver?" If we get the answer, THATS AWESOME! lol
Nothing serious but it's just for fun. Like we should have a saying like " F2L" to reply so we know it's a real speedcuber. lol
 
This exceeds the limit of epicness:

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: from
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