Omegle.

Stranger: how goes thy day?
You: may it go well, young grasshopper
Stranger: has the day not started for you yet master?
You: it's just ended, young grasshopper
Stranger: where is this land where the middle of my day is the end of your day?
You: that, my friend, is a secret to which only sensei ko'ichimura know the answer
You: that's me, btw
Stranger: i kinda guessed
Stranger: how very sad that i will never know
You: you will grow up, young grasshopper
You: sometime, you will understand
Stranger: i hope that day comes soon, sensei. i will eagerly await it.
You: you have already done the first step, grasshopper
Stranger: please inform me of what i have done, so that i may continue.
Stranger: or can i not know?
You: you shall be able to continue your journey when you understand your past, grasshopper
Stranger: the past is something that i do not wish to explore or understand, sensei
You: then you shall never be able to continue your quest
Stranger: is there not another way to accomplish my mission?
You: no, there isn't
Stranger: then i am afraid i must depart.
You: someday you will learn, grasshopper
Stranger: yes, sensei
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That was the nicest conversation I've had in a while :)
 
You: you seen omegle plus?
Stranger: no. what is tha?
Stranger: you have to pay or something?
You: it's free trial
You: but you can crack it
Stranger: what thee
Stranger: are you forserious?
Stranger: how is it?
You: it like stores info you've got from people you've spoken to before
You: it's really clever
You: I'll link you
You: http://tiny.cc/N4eXR
Stranger: you are lying
Stranger: lol is this a shock website
You: lol why would I lie about that?
Stranger: because ive been fooled before
You: seriously
You: I can see that I've never spoken to you before
You: but you've spoken to 2 other plus users
You: in the last month
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: i wouldnt know
You: that's what it says
You: lol
Stranger: if i see a penis i will hate you forever
You: what?
Stranger: i havent looked at the link before
Stranger: or yet
Stranger: hold on
You: lol yeh
You: seriously it's good lol
You: well it's alrite
You: quite funny
You: I once spoke to the same person again
You: was funny
You: cos it's so rare
Stranger: if its a virus ill cry
You: lol how could it be
You: I have a mac
Stranger: iono
You: what?
Stranger: f**king rick roll
Stranger: i hate you
 
Stachuk1992 said:
piemaster said:
Stachuk1992 said:
fanwuq. yeah. a lot of conversations go like that, so if I see anyone ask 'asl', I just disconnect.
However, some conversations last a while, and a pretty fun :)
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What's asl?
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age.
sex. (gender)
land.

Stranger:asl?
You: 17/M/USA, u?
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I actually thought it was:

- Age .
- Sex (Gender).
- Location.

I tried omegle before in the past. Tonight on my very first conversation.. I met someone I was able to talk to for a couple of hours! :) It can be quite fun and usefull if you want to kill some time.
 
Pr3miuM said:
Stachuk1992 said:
piemaster said:
Stachuk1992 said:
fanwuq. yeah. a lot of conversations go like that, so if I see anyone ask 'asl', I just disconnect.
However, some conversations last a while, and a pretty fun :)
Click to expand...

What's asl?
Click to expand...
age.
sex. (gender)
land.

Stranger:asl?
You: 17/M/USA, u?
Click to expand...

I actually thought it was:

- Age .
- Sex (Gender).
- Location.
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ninja'd.

Anthony said:
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to mean location. :p
But whatever, same thing.
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randomtoad said:
You: you seen omegle plus?
Stranger: no. what is tha?
Stranger: you have to pay or something?
You: it's free trial
You: but you can crack it
You: it's really clever
You: I'll link you
You: http://tiny.cc/N4eXR
Stranger: you are lying
You: lol why would I lie about that?
Stranger: because ive been fooled before
You: seriously
You: I can see that I've never spoken to you before
You: but you've spoken to 2 other plus users
You: that's what it says
You: lol
Stranger: if i see a penis i will hate you forever
Stranger: i havent looked at the link before
You: lol yeh
You: seriously it's good lol
You: well it's alrite
You: quite funny
You: I once spoke to the same person again
You: was funny
You: cos it's so rare
Stranger: if its a virus ill cry
You: I have a mac
Stranger: iono
You: what?
Stranger: f**king rick roll
Stranger: i hate you
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Dude, you're so mean.
 
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=609nhVzg-5Q&feature=channel_page

Stranger: whats that?

You: How to sovle a Rubik's Cube

You: :D

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: that's a great opener.

You: yup

You: haha

You: It's fun

Stranger: where ya from?

You: USA. u?

Stranger: same. state?

You: PA. u?

Stranger: ME

You: cool

Stranger: back atcha:]

You: :D

You: so, what's up?

Stranger: hmm, i'm procrastinating. i should be doing homework.

You: same

You: damn Physics II

You: rawr

Stranger: haha. microeconomics.

Stranger: blahhh

You: You in High School?

Stranger: yepp

You: cool

Stranger: are you?

You: yep. senior year

Stranger: same:)

You: nice!

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 17.

You: similarities galore

You: haha

Stranger: haha, yeah, i am too.

Stranger: crazzzzy.

You: hmm...but you can't solve a Rubik's Cube, sooo....

You: :p

Stranger: you win!

You: lol

You: You should give it a try

You: I learned how like 2 years ago

Stranger: i'll have to buy one first.

You: and now I can solve one in like 25 seconds

Stranger: wow, impressive.

Stranger: PROPS.

You: haha. that's nothing. There's people that can do it in like 10 seconds

Stranger: and those are the people who have nothing better to do ;)

Stranger: haha

You: nah. they're actually pretty cool

You: there are forums and stuff

You: like SpeedSolving.com

You: I've met quite a few "cubers"

Stranger: hahaha. the elite few.

You: nah. there are quite a bit. over 2000 that have officially competed last time I checked

You: worldcubeassociation.org

You: they have official competitions all over the world


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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!

You: hey.

Stranger: pay attention

You: I like to solve Rubik's Cubes blindfolded

Stranger: i say don't be a slave to your lust. like a stupid ***** you are lead to it by the collar. fight it. gain control. be free. by conquering your lust, you gain victory over the wrong that has plagued us all, the root of all evil.

Stranger: NOMy

You: Do you like to solve Rubik's Cubes blindfolded?

Stranger: we are at war. choose a side. today i present u with mine
 
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As it turns out, most people don't immediately think of cubing when you ask them if they do salvia...
 
Ahaha I just had a great one:
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: that is also a greeting
Stranger: ya
You: two greetings are generally not needed in modern society
Stranger: ummm ok
You: not ok
Stranger: ya
You: in ancient egypt
You: people were slaughtered for that act
You: no joke
Stranger: well i am from the usa
Stranger: and we dont
Stranger: so ya
You: where in the USA
Stranger: ohio
You: it is quite different in new mexico
Stranger: ya
Stranger: must be
You: last week a man went missing after hanging up on the phone without saying goodbye
You: it is suspected that the police have him in their salutation cell
You: no water or anything
Stranger: thats messd up
You: says you
Stranger: ya
You: but what if it happened to you
Stranger: says me
You: someone hung up on you?
Stranger: so
You: you wouldnt want to kidnap them?
You: weirdo
Stranger: what the helll
Your conversational partner has disconnected
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hey!
You: hey
Stranger: what's your purpose?
You: to solve a rubik's cube faster
Stranger: you can do it at all?
You: yes
Stranger: damn. that alone is impressive
Stranger: howlong does it take you now?
You: I'm averaging about 25 seconds
Stranger: insane. how is that even possible?
You: I practice a lot
You: I can also do it blindfolded
Stranger: lies!
You: it's true
Stranger: well obviously you have to see it first, right?
You: yes, I memorise the cube, then solve it with the blindfold on
Stranger: that's completely messed up
Stranger: what else can you do?
You: it's pretty insane huh?
Stranger: it really is
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
this is rather fun :D

Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Stranger: llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Stranger: HA
Stranger: Got em all the same length and everything.
Stranger: :D
You: hah!
You: so, what's your PB avg12?
You: for 3x3
Stranger: I'd love to tell you that information.
Stranger: But it's classified.
You: oh ok
Stranger: Due to me not knowing what the hell that is. :P
You: is it sub13?
Stranger: Probably not.
You: ok cool
You: what method?
You: Fridrich, LBL, Roux...or do you just use Petrus O_o
Stranger: AH
Stranger: Fridrich.
You: cool
You: me too
Stranger: Though I have succeeded using the Petrus method.
You: niiiice
You: you have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?
Stranger: Awesome.
Stranger: Rubik's cubes?
You: LOL
You: yup
Stranger: :D
Stranger: I know what the methods are called.
Stranger: Had no idea what the PB avg12 or sub13 garble was about.
You: are you from the speedsolving forum?
You: PB avg12= personal best average of 12 solves
You: sub13= under 13 seconds
Stranger: Speedsolving forum you say.
Stranger: No.
Stranger: And I couldn't solve a rubiks cube in anywhere near that sort of time to save my life.
You: :(
You: cubes for life, b*tch
 
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