Omegle.

This one was too funny, I had to post it.

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: Rawr!
You: ?
Stranger: what
Stranger: this is getting horrible
You: No it's not... =/
Stranger: this site keeps hooking me up w grabasstic pieces of amphibian ****
You: You mean Reptilian?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hy
You: Hello.
Stranger: m/l??
You: Sorry, what?
Stranger: male/female ??
You: Oh, I'm a guy.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think I have a new favouite past time.
 
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: sry
Stranger: its ok
You: what method do u use
You: fridrich?
You: lbl?
You: whats ure avg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: whats ure avg for 4x4
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: do you like rubik's cubes?
Stranger: never try one
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: from?
You: do you like puzzles?
You: im from aus
Stranger: not really
You have disconnected.

im so harsh
 
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Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: yo
Stranger: what up ni**er
You: haha ni**er to you
Stranger: what?
You: w/e go and solve a rubik's cube
Stranger: i dont own ome
Stranger: one
You: shame, they are fun
Stranger: not really
You: well I like them a lot
Stranger: ok nerd
You: yep
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


another one >

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: r u a girl
Stranger: ??
You: I'm a cop
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
This is how mine went.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stachuk1992 said:
fanwuq. yeah. a lot of conversations go like that, so if I see anyone ask 'asl', I just disconnect.
However, some conversations last a while, and a pretty fun :)
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Really? What's so bad about someone asking asl?
I just got on twice and both times the person asked asl.
First time, it was some Indian kid who sucks at geometry. I had to explain to him what is a parallelogram and we somehow actually had a long conversation.
My answers to asl:
3x3x3
3x3x3
3x3x3
name? Reg Narts (stranger backwards) Surprisingly he did not pick that up.
After that we discussed math for a while.

2nd time:
Stranger: asl?
You: 11 f USA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Conclusion: no need to fear the asl. At first I didn't know what it meant; I looked it up on google and it means American Sign Language.

Edit:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: what´s the hole word of it? I forgot it.
You: american sign language
Stranger: thank you.
You: you should learn it. It's fun to mess with people like that
Stranger: haha, I'm gonna try it . ;)
Stranger: how are you?
You: good
You: you?
Stranger: fine.
You: do you like Rubik's cubes?
Stranger: but I'm not good in it.
You: can you solve it?
 
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haha so far the first convo ive been in is pretty cool , hes german who can speak english, and he or she i guess seems pretty cool we have talked about quite a bit, from music to significant others to language
 
Just had a great one, here it is:

Stranger: DAMNIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT AN ACRONYM
You: lawl
Stranger: GQMF?
You: si senor
Stranger: for realises?!
Stranger: **realsies.
You: hey do you like rubik's cubes
Stranger: i do indeed like rubik's cubes.
You: fantastic. me too
Stranger: yay? aha.
You: can you solve?
Stranger: oh hell no. i'm terrible at them. i love trying..
Stranger: and then going on the internet and cheating.
You: its not cheating tho
You: the only cheating is peeling off the stickers.....BAD
Stranger: you will be happy to know then that i have never peeled of the stickers.
Stranger: girl scout promise.
You: lawl
You: if you want to cheat without damaging the cube, take it apart
Stranger: hmm, there's a possibility.
Stranger: and how the hell did i get a mosquito bite on my foot?!
Stranger: sorry, random but it itches.
You: i have those too
You: it seems like everyone on here wants hot ladies
Stranger: lmao i know right?
You: i try to rickroll them
Stranger: whenever i get the 'm or f?' question i answer 'trannie' just to **** with them.
Stranger: or hermaphrodite works too.
You: lol nice
Stranger: and act like i'm all offended they didn't include it in their options lol.
You: haha if you play along until the end it pisses them off more
Stranger: lol i'll have to try that next time.
Stranger: but i gotta go now, dear stranger. live long and prosper!
 
Stranger: Hello
You: Hey
Stranger: how's it going?
You: No way! Someone who doesn't want to pork me.
You: I'm great thank you.
Stranger: Yah, were not all *******s :)
You: HEY M/F?
You: I WANT TO GET LAID
You: ON A COMPUTER
You: lol
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Seriously, its so weak
You: Agreed.
Stranger: I had this one person tell me she was a porn star
You: Random question this most likely isn't true, but are you from speedsolving.com?
Stranger: such crap
Stranger: Nope, I'm not
You: Okay lol.
Stranger: Your right, very random haha
You: Cuz there's a thread there
You: Advertising this
You: And most people there are not *******s
You: Lol...
You: This is amusing
Stranger: hehe never heard of speed solving
Stranger: I saw this on reddit
You: Yeah most people haven't
You: But the members there
You: Are lame lol
You: They all join the chats
You: and the first thing they ask
You: is this
You: "Do you solve Rubik's cubes?"
You: LOL
Stranger: Lol
You: That's what teh forum is about lol....
You: Yeah I'm a dork
You: Whatever
You: =P
Stranger: A couple of my friends were addicted to solving rubiks cubes
You: O cool lol
Stranger: Hey its all good, I'm a geek
You: I speed solve
You: I've been for 2 years
Stranger: What's your quickest time?
You: 9.70
You: =P
Stranger: Seconds!?
You: Yessir =P
You: hahahahahaha
Stranger: Yowza
You: I average 16 though
Stranger: That's pretty quick
You: Yeah thousands of solves lol
Stranger: My friends did it in a minute and a half haha
You: Hahahaha
You: Okay g2g
You: Nice chatting
Stranger: Likewise
Stranger: Have fun
You: =]

This is AWESOME
 
This was lame, they didn't type for like 10 minutes so I had to keep saying things:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hi
You: can you solve a rubik's cube?
Stranger: yep...
You: really?
Stranger: yep...
You: what is your PB?
You: Average of 5?
You: of 12?
Stranger: PB?
You: Personal Best
Stranger: hmm... don't know
You: what method do you use?
Stranger: why ?
You: cause i use Roux :D
Stranger: okey..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
i got a good person to talk to lol

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: so whats going on
You: not much just read a bout this on a forum
You: so i thought id check it out
Stranger: its quite funny to chat to a random person from all over the world you dont know
You: lol yea?
You: ive read some conversations that i thought were funny
Stranger: yes
You: most of them nd up with the other person disconnecting
You: after asking for asl
Stranger: yes thats true, because most persons want to date someone. since they fail to in real life^^ but: Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: lol yea, ive yet to see why people think they can get a date on her, i mean for one this is a random stranger you dont know, and two the persons somewhere in the world so why bother
Stranger: absolutely. the chance that one finds his/her love here is about zero.
You: no kidding, i think the saying that theres someone out there for every one is true
You: however finding it on a site like this is just pure ludacris
Stranger: yeah
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You: do you like rubiks cubes or puzzles of the like?
Stranger: well , i never had the patience for that ;)
You: lol i did i learned how to solve it because i didnt like it beating me lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so how long does it take?
You: hmm i was getting down to around 30 seconds
Stranger: Oo
You: i havnt timed myself in a while
Stranger: wow
You: lol
Stranger: you must be a rubiks cube professional lol
You: lol thats nothing people can do it in 10 seconds
Stranger: i guess i would need hours
Stranger: ^^
You: lol once you learned you could do it in less than 10 minutes i guarantee it
Stranger: how can you learn logic and visual thinking?
You: wat do yo mean
You: gah stupid keyboard
You: what*
Stranger: i mean to me it seems like for a rubik cube you need abilities (logicla and visual thinking) you can not really train or have an affect on. i rather think these are more "inherent" abilities. but maybe i am wrong, im no scientist ;)
You: lol well logic i would think you could learn through experience, however the cube actually takes a surprisingly lack of logic. its really just memorizing 'algorithms', which are basically a set of moves to preform that affect a certain portion of the cube
Stranger: oh well i didnt know that
Stranger: hmm now i feel the urge to solve a rubiks cube^^
You: i mean thats just with the way people begin to learn to solve the cube, there are other ways to solve the cube, that require some logic, those are what we refer to as blockbuilding methods, where instead of using algorithms to place peices together, we place the pieces together through intuitive moves.
You: lol you should learn, and if you end up getting into speedsolving be aware its extremly addictive
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=609nhVzg-5Q&feature=channel_page actually theres a really good youtube tutorial
Stranger: cool, thanks!
You: lol no problem, im always glad to see new people get into cubing
You: lol
You: and then this there is a forum for solving the cube, focused on solving it as fast as you can,
You: http://www.speedsolving.com/
Stranger: well if i have the time to chat with a random stranger i should also find the time to learn how to solve a rubiks cube ;) its funny because i tried several times and failed miserably ;) im motivated now
 
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