Omegle.

My favorite thus far

You: Pikachu I choose you!
Stranger: PIKA!!!
Stranger: CHUUUU
You: pika pika pikachu!
You: PIKAAAAAAA-CHUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Pikaaaaa~
You: *gets shocked*
Stranger: Pikaapika
You: Pikachu!!
Stranger: Chu
You: pika~!
Stranger: Pika pika pikachuuuu
You: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: *faints*
You: *victory music*
You: *pikachu gains 243 EXP*
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: AMUSE ME!
You: NO U
You: xD
You: so mr. stranger
You: is your last name danger?
Stranger: no, that is my middle name. my last name is sharpleftturn
You: lol ohhh i shouldve guesed
You: well whats your RA?
Stranger: RA question mark
You: record average duh
You: every person who knows anything about a certain square twisty puzzle knows what RA is
Stranger: if what you are refering to is infact the ever bastarding rubics cube, then i hate rubics cubes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: 24/m/canada
You: you fogot something
You: ill go ahead and add it on for you k?
You: 24/m/canada/desperate
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You: can you solve the rubik's cube?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hã?
You: ?
Stranger: from?
You: Erno Rubik?
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Stranger: heyy
You: im going to ask you a question
You: ok?
Stranger: yea
You: and i want you to respond
You: without any prejudice or anything
You: ok?
Stranger: yea
You: ...can you solve a rubik's cube?
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hi
You: do you do parkour?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: what that
You: The economics of physics
Stranger: oh yeah man
Stranger: im like a lttle nerdy so yeahh
Stranger: to be honset im only on here for a relationship...
You: If you know some physics, you can get relationships.
Stranger: are you hot... im hot
You: Temperature is the average kinetic energy of atoms
Stranger: that great.. i MEAN attractive
You: Gravity is an attractive force, but with parkour, you defy gravity
Stranger: listen. stop talking about your physics formulas or watever, im here for a relationship, not a physics lesson!
Stranger: =]
You: What's the relationship between cosine and tangent?
Stranger: sex
You: sin/cos=tan, you fail
Stranger: fail, i always come
Stranger: out on top
You: In physics, buoyancy (pronounced /ˈbɔɪ.ənsi/) is the upward force that keeps things afloat. The net upward buoyancy force is equal to the magnitude of the weight of fluid displaced by the body. This force enables the object to float or at least seem lighter.
Stranger: ahh you are obviously a virgin then
You: Jesus may walk on water, but David Belle can swim through land
Stranger: thats a yes
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fanwuq said:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hi
You: do you do parkour?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: what that
You: The economics of physics
Stranger: oh yeah man
Stranger: im like a lttle nerdy so yeahh
Stranger: to be honset im only on here for a relationship...
You: If you know some physics, you can get relationships.
Stranger: are you hot... im hot
You: Temperature is the average kinetic energy of atoms
Stranger: that great.. i MEAN attractive
You: Gravity is an attractive force, but with parkour, you defy gravity
Stranger: listen. stop talking about your physics formulas or watever, im here for a relationship, not a physics lesson!
Stranger: =]
You: What's the relationship between cosine and tangent?
Stranger: sex
You: sin/cos=tan, you fail
Stranger: fail, i always come
Stranger: out on top
You: In physics, buoyancy (pronounced /ˈbɔɪ.ənsi/) is the upward force that keeps things afloat. The net upward buoyancy force is equal to the magnitude of the weight of fluid displaced by the body. This force enables the object to float or at least seem lighter.
Stranger: ahh you are obviously a virgin then
You: Jesus may walk on water, but David Belle can swim through land
Stranger: thats a yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Ugh, that contains so much win I don't know where to start.
 
I used some lines from DBZ Abridged episode 2 :p

You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: mind if I ask you something?
Stranger: sure
You: you're not human either, right?
Stranger: no of course not
You: and you have green skin, right?
Stranger: hell i dont even know what gender i am
You: ...and you came from an egg, right?
Stranger: yes..
You: are you...
You: are you...a Yoshi??
Stranger: ...yes
You: can...can I ride you?
Stranger: yea
You: weeeee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: live?
You: Yup. and will continue to do so until age 89 i hope
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Sa967St said:
I used some lines from DBZ Abridged episode 2 :p

You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: mind if I ask you something?
Stranger: sure
You: you're not human either, right?
Stranger: no of course not
You: and you have green skin, right?
Stranger: hell i dont even know what gender i am
You: ...and you came from an egg, right?
Stranger: yes..
You: are you...
You: are you...a Yoshi??
Stranger: ...yes
You: can...can I ride you?
Stranger: yea
You: weeeee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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XD This is the reason I love Omegle. So hilarious.
 
My first one went something like

Stranger: hi, find the derivative of f(x) sin(x)
You: 3x3 avg?
You: um i duno calc fails me um sin?
Stranger: no wats 3x3
You: a rubik's cube
Stranger: learn to derive
You have disconected.
 
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Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hi
You: Disconnected......
Stranger: diconnected too
You: Really?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i think so
You: Why?
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: becos u hvnt mention ur asl?
You: Oh wait are you an F?
Stranger: i ask first
You: Well Im an M
Stranger: yes im an F
Stranger: why then
Stranger: want to disconnect?
You: I don't
You: Usually that happens after asl is given
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Grrr.. lol
 
Hmm this one was stupid.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: howdy
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What the? What is wrong with these people?

Stranger: hey
You: Hey.
You: Interesting site.
You: Do you use it a lot?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im a omegle virgin
You: So am i...
Stranger: but not anymore
You: A great place for me to learn some english, but i don't really see the purpours for the wider population...
You: purpose
Stranger: where u from?
You: Denmark
You: You?
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: danish
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It's getting better:

You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: Im getting a little confused by this Omegle thing.. Everybody disconnects quick... What do you use it for?
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I just get on and spam lines from Don Hertzfeldt's Rejected until they get confused and leave.

Tuesday's coming. Did you bring your coat?
 
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