Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

*noncuber watches me solve 3x3*
"Woah, here gimme I can do that too"
*takes cube, starts grinding the cube like opening a nutella jar*
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*noncuber watches me solve 3x3*
"hey i can do that too! here scramble it for me"
*I scramble for him, and he takes it, starts peeling stickers*
@_______@
 
In school my friend wanted to see the inside of a Zanchi so i took the center, and two corners out. While explaining the mechanism to him this girl comes over and starts yelling at me and telling me that i am not supposed to break the cube and put it back together solved. She kept going on and on and on about that and finaly she said it would be just easier to take the stickers off. After i couple minutes she comes over again and says see now you cant put it back together. (i put the three pieces back in scramble it solve right in front of her she gets mad and walks away)
 
In school my friend wanted to see the inside of a Zanchi so i took the center, and two corners out. While explaining the mechanism to him this girl comes over and starts yelling at me and telling me that i am not supposed to break the cube and put it back together solved. She kept going on and on and on about that and finaly she said it would be just easier to take the stickers off. After i couple minutes she comes over again and says see now you cant put it back together. (i put the three pieces back in scramble it solve right in front of her she gets mad and walks away)

Lawl. I find it when more fun when people are scrambling my cube and they pop it. They then proceed to freak out and say that they'll pay me for it, but when I say that it's a special cube and I payed over $80 for it they run away. Makes me so happy.
 
Definately a topic I can contribute to. But, first things first.
I always have my ZhanChi with me (in mo pocket, backpack etc.).
I tend to avoid to solve the cube in public and I do it only if I bored at the moment.
When I do it, one of this situations occurs:
1. Someone stops by and asks me how I do it. I always answer "With my hands." But, people are usually stupid and they keep bothering me with random questions and always bring up the fact that the only way they could solve it is by disassembling it. Then they want to measure the time it takes me to solve the cube. They scramble it and usually pop it (it's ZhanChi and it's tightened really well, how do they manage to pop it?). And they freak out (much like in the post above).
2. I hear background voices coming from a group of people "I have a friend who can solve it in like one minute... HEY! HE SOLVED IT! There are some algorithms or something, you know. Blahblahblah... Didilli-doo. Blah-blah etc."
3. Someone actually tells me he can solve it. So I scramble the cube and give it to him: "Do it!" Then he moves the cube from one hand to another. "Um. I haven't solved it for a long time, but I needed 3 seconds to do it before 2 years." O.o I love this kind of i-word - s, especially when they're together with their friends, girl or any human. So they get embaressed and I know I helped speedcubing community be removing from the streets one i-word who will bother speedcubers with "fascinating" history.

This turned out to be a longer post than I had planned.

EDIT: Who would have said one 'i' word regarding the mental state of an idividual would be censored.
 
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my friend playing with his cube, it pops he gets mad and throws it out saying, "****ing waste of money!" after i finish laughing at him i pick the cube out of the trash, pop the piece back in and solve it for him. he still thinks i have magical powers.
 
i always hear "let me mess it up" then they turn their back to me so i cant see how they scramble it

I got "throw it up" once.... I was like :fp

I also get "I haven't seen one in 20 years" and "you're crazy...."
Got my friends into cubing, they just can't get past 3x3 and they're like "she can solve any cube in the world!"
 
I love how people always say: mess the cube up, mix the cube, etc... one of my friends even says randomize the cube, and unsolve the cube. but then a week ago, a 10 yr old whose family is friends with mine, asked me if she could scramble the cube. high schoolers and older can't use the correct term even after me and other cubers continuously correct them, but a 10 year old can, after just meeting me. O.o
 
me holding loose guhong.
noncuber: oh let me scramble that for you.
me:okay
noncuber pops the cube.
noncuber: your cube is so cheap -_-
me pops the pieces back
noncuber: you are so magical :O
me: -_-
 
One time, I was cubing, and some kid started talking to me...
Him:I have every Rubik's cube from a 1x1 to a 20x20 except for a 13x13 and a 17x17
Me:Cool story bro, now solve this 3x3.
Him:I'm like a comic book collector, I don't read them I just have them.
Me: The 13x13-16x6 and 18x18-20x20 don't even exist... now where can I get these and for how much?
Him: You can get them on amazon
Me: Tell me, how much is the 8x8? what do I have to search? (challenging him, since I just ordered one from e3cubes for $65)
Him: It was $5 and you have to search for 8x8
Me: Cool. Now tell me, why didn't you buy the 17x17?
Him: I didn't have 50 bucks left.
Me: hahahahahahhahahhahaha... I'll get back to you (sarcastic)
 
Cubing in front of a fairly large group at this maths thing. When I sat back down the guy sitting next to me immediately said "if it's a different shuffle every time how can you have a best time?"
 
annoying kid at school: i have a really old cube that has been mixed up for a really long time
me:bet i can solve it
Kid:no you can't, it's been messed up too much
*next day he brings it to school*
Kid: here, solve this!
Me: *f2l 15 seconds* (his eyes start to widen) *Oll* (Haha you put it in the wrong place) *starting pll* (Oh wow, you're stupid, you just messed it up) *3 seconds later... solved* (He leaves telling his friends that i cheated)
Me thinking: well i at least got his cube

WIN
 
"So how do i switch this corner with this edge"

i have even better stories of people trying to scramble my zhanchi. It makes me cry inside when people scramble my cube and all they do is r l r l r l r l r l r l r l r l think that the more they move the cube, the harder it is to solve.
 
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