Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

[GeographicalCuber]

My sibling: I can solve the pyraminx!
Me: You solved it by doing a 1 move scramble, for goodness sake!

 

[WhatDoIPutHere]

This one looks like a soccer ball/football!

 

[ProStar]

This one looks like a soccer ball/football!

those are two different shapes

edit: ew non-Americans. Yeet ball?

 

[GeographicalCuber]

those are two different shapes

edit: ew non-Americans. Yeet ball?

Definitely the same.

 

[GeographicalCuber]

Non-cubers when they see me doing 2x2:that's easy! I can do that!

Me: are u sure about that?

 

[CasperHegt]

When I was young I could solve it too but I forgot how. You can use salad oil to make it faster.

 

[MasonCubing]

“My friend can solve it in 3 seconds”

 

[cubenerd74]

My friend just said this

"Why is this cube so square?"
Like what does that even mean

 

[VincentCuber]

My friend WHO CUBES said that his friends pb is 4s. He averages 30s

 

[Cubinginatree]

My friend brought his 2x2 to his English class. His teacher said “ I see you have the beginner cube” the walked away.

 

[Davian]

At a comp i heard a kid say to his mother: ''Mom, I got a dnf...'' and the mother responded ''wow im so proud of you!!!''

 

[Davian]

''My friend called John can solve it under 1 second!''

 

[JDAW6]

‘’My friend called Max can solve it in 2 seconds ! No cap

 

[Paul Wagner]

Am I famous now?

 

[VincentCuber]

Am I famous now?

yes

 

[VincentCuber]

Did the math, if he avgs 23 secs + 15 secs for inspection and 10 secs for scrambling, that is 48 secs per solve. This means 2000 solves would take 96000 seconds, or 26 hours and 40 minutes.

but he "gets sub 15 ao5s and gets sub 10s "everyday" "

 

[Noob's Cubes]

I quit cubing, so I guess you could call me a non-cuber, but a lot of non-cubers are asking me things like "Why did you quit? You were so good!!" As if cubing is all about being fast.

 

[Discomantis]

I had this kid in my school who attempted to spread the myth that "rubik's cubes are destroying the economy" in my school.

He also took my main cube from a desk and put it somewhere else in the school rooms away. I am sure of this because it ended up being in an empty classroom I never go in.

 

[cubenerd74]

Got this at school today

Me: Just finished solving pyraminx
Friend: "Ha! I can do that!"
*Proceeds to turn one tip over and over again*
Me: :fp

 

[Bingus Ringus McDingus]

Isn't the world record, like, four minutes?

also,

Isn't the world record, like, three seconds?

This aged strangely well.