Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

[1001010101001]

It kind of does; if you do 63(R U) it will eventually solve the cube.

Spoiler

But you have to start with a solved cube

Corrected.

 

[1001010101001]

'My father has won lots of comps'

How fast?

'I don't know, he goes out a lot'

what's his name??

'uhhhh.. '

 

[Destiny]

New cubers
RUBIK"S BRAND IS GOOD

 

[tnk351]

A non-cuber: Hey last time I gave him (me) a mixed cube with 4 corner twisted, and he solved it without twisting them back!
Another non-cuber: Lemme try it *scrambles it* *twists 2 corners* Here, solve it.
Me: OK. *solves* *twist one corner*
Non-cuber: You twisted the corner! Last time I gave you the cube with 4 corner twisted, you solved it without twisting any corners back. And now I twisted two corners, you need to twist one back!
Me: Umm....
Non-cuber: Can you explain?
Me: ...

 

[1001010101001]

They don't understand why we get offended when they say 'RUBIK'S' cube. Also they spell it Rubix.

 

[Kameron]

My friend can solve that in uhhhh 2 SECONDS!!!!

 

[tnk351]

*doing sexy moves* SOLVE THAT IN 5 SECONDS!!!

 

[Kameron]

Fallow up tnk351. This actually happened to me. Does Y perm blindfolded WOAH HE SOLVES IT BLINDFOLDED DU$JJDJDJDHDDHWWKSJSNXIWMSDJE7DNCHWIME

 

[tnk351]

Still use your hand? Some people uses their feet to solve one. I hope they don't have athlete's foot.

 

[tnk351]

You put lube inside the cube? DISGUSTING!

 

[tnk351]

Non-cuber: Can you teach me?
Me: OK, but it will take a lot of time.
Non-cuber: At least tell me one "algorithm" stuff.
Me: OK, check out this U-perm: R2 U R U R' U'...
Non-cuber: What the...
Me: *defines notation*

 

[Cubed Cuber]

*doing sexy moves* SOLVE THAT IN 5 SECONDS!!!

After saying that," HOW DO YOU TURN IT SO FAST???!!!! YOU BEAT THE WORLD RECORD!!!!!!

 

[1001010101001]

Stop popping the caps out and unscrewing it. You're cheating

 

[Kumato]

Stop popping the caps out and unscrewing it. You're cheating

LOOK AT YOUR SIGNATURE!

YOU are a cheater, and apparently a non-cuber

 

[1001010101001]

LOOK AT YOUR SIGNATURE!

YOU are a cheater, and apparently a non-cuber

I just put it there for the lols.

 

[tnk351]

When a non-cuber gives you a time limit.

 

[tnk351]

*just turned the square one back to a cube shape* Solve it right now!

 

[Kumato]

I just put it there for the lols.

I was just kidding...

"How do I swap two centers and leave everything fine?"

 

[tnk351]

Successfully brought my valk to school which I'm not allowed to by switching the center caps.
When a non cuber can only tell different puzzles apart by logos.

 

[1001010101001]

Successfully brought my valk to school which I'm not allowed to by switching the center caps.
When a non cuber can only tell different puzzles apart by logos.

Why can’t you bring Valk?