Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

[tnk351]

Why can’t you bring Valk?

My parents thinks that valk is expensive, therefore I'm not allowed.

 

[cuber314159]

I was just kidding...

"How do I swap two centers and leave everything fine?"

Get a 4x4 and then solve centres incorrectly then finish it off, there is an algorithm for it...

 

[Kumato]

ok, now Im really sad

 

[1001010101001]

My parents thinks that valk is expensive, therefore I'm not allowed.

Can't they see that the inside is primary? It shows so much

 

[tnk351]

*Skewb* LOL what is dat? XD

 

[1001010101001]

*Skewb* LOL what is dat? XD

Looks easy, do you just twist the corners?

 

[tnk351]

Me( solving a 4X4). Let's hope parity doesn't happen...
Non cuber: PARITY! Just kidding.

 

[teboecubes]

NON-CUBER - *trying to scramble it "hard" by making one color per side*

(after solving)

NON-CUBER - *asks if there are only 9 white pieces, or if there are more internal white pieces*

 

[tnk351]

When a non-cuber can't find the difference between stickerless cubes from different brands.

 

[tnk351]

The only difference between qiyi warrior and valk is the logo and the different blue shades.

 

[1001010101001]

The only difference between qiyi warrior and valk is the logo and the different blue shades.

The edges and corners

 

[tnk351]

He didn't notice it...

 

[1001010101001]

But they look so dofferent

 

[tnk351]

But they look so dofferent

ikr but someone else thinks they are the same.

 

[tnk351]

Parents: you are not allowed to buy an 8X8 because it's not an event.
Me: But I already have many non-wca puzzles.

 

[tnk351]

In my school, people don’t say “mix it up”. Instead, they say something like “Can I question you”?

 

[1001010101001]

I will destroy all your Rubiks things.
Me: OK *gives rubiks brand*
Your other ones?
Me: Those aren’t Rubiks things.

 

[tnk351]

Me: OMG LL SKIP WOT XD!!!!1!!1!1!1!!11!
Other people: What the heck is wrong with you.

 

[1001010101001]

Me: OMG LL SKIP WOT XD!!!!1!!1!1!1!!11!
Other people: What the heck is wrong with you.

Me: OMG CMLL & EO SKIP!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tnk351]

Since you can do something as hard as the rubiks cube, you shoud know how to do *insert difficult thing here*.