Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

[SpeedSolve]

A non cuber: What's it's password?
Me: oh yeah like you have to log in : username, password, blah blah blah.

Where would they even get that? O_o

 

[DRAGON_RYU]

Well I hear it a lot!

 

[d4m4s74]

I usually say "really well" (I suck, but they don't know that)

 

[4.]

The lesson is: don't cube in public.

 

[Cuberty]

The lesson is: don't cube in public.

You can always hate on this forum.

 

[Cheese11]

I usually go with "I cast a magic spell"

I go with, "I take the stickers off really fast and put them back on again."

 

[Cuberty]

I go with, "I take the stickers off really fast and put them back on again."

Ah, one of the most fail-prrof methods, unless you have a stickerless Zhanchi.

 

[Mudkip]

I always respond "I turn it"

Followed by the letters L O L!
Followed by exagerated laughing

 

[DRAGON_RYU]

Oh, if they say ya just take of & put back the stickers, you can prove you're not with DaYan color cubes.
Damn, I don't have one.

 

[cubelover111]

about a month back my cousin asked mehow do u solve it i replied i know dark magic by which i solve it and he was running around the house and telling everyone that i know dark magic.

 

[Gaétan Guimond]

But we need to maintain the illusion that we're some sort of elite secret society of geniuses.

My name is James 007 cool !

 

[Cheese11]

Ah, one of the most fail-prrof methods, unless you have a stickerless Zhanchi.

I always say it when I have my stickerless GuHong

 

[Sarahjdes]

Me : Noo! I just broke my cube, the blue-red-white corner broke in 4 pieces!
L. : Well... Buy another one? They sell them at Wal-Mart!
Me : I order them online, they are better... Plus this one was the first one I got, it's over 20 years old and it was my dad's!
(L. : Freak....)

Storebought... I only keep the one I have right now because it's a souvenir.

 

[PandaBeaarAmy]

"Woaaah. How do you do that!"

*stares at me as if I'm going to explain*

MAGIC!

 

[RNewms27]

MAGIC!

Magic is for non-cubers. We use sorcery.

 

[Specs112]

Magic is for non-cubers. We use sorcery.

False. It's CLEARLY the power of friendship.

Oh... this is a thread about non-cubers? *thinks of something to post*

Some guy thought I had the world record, and before I could tell him that I actually suck, he asked for my autograph.

I gave it to him.

It'll be worth nothing some day...

 

[Sajwo]

trying to teach my friend solving rubik's cube

me: turn right side 180 degrees
he: which direction?

 

[SpeedSolve]

trying to teach my friend solving rubik's cube

me: turn right side 180 degrees
he: which direction?

:fp

 

[Yuxuibbs]

Me trying to teach someone at my cubing club how to solve rubik's magic: *solves magic* "can you reset it for me?"

and people were like "that 7x7 is fake.... 3x3 is the biggest you can have."

 

[Mudkip]

They seem to love my 2x2. I keep them under close supervision for fear of what they might try if it locked up.
They also think a 2x2 is significantly easier than the 3x3. Its pure pleasure when they can't solve it