Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

[its me]

My mom- "All you do is twiddle that toy" Me- "its not a toy, its a puzzle" haha

 

[Phlippieskezer]

My mom- "All you do is twiddle that toy" Me- "its not a toy, its a puzzle" haha

Isn't it both, really?

 

[speedcubingman]

i was solving my 2x2 in public and some kid came up to me and was like,"wow you suck! you can only do that 4x4 cube *facepalm* ( he thought it meant 4 stickers on each side. Then i take out my V-cube7 and he shut up

 

[gbcuber]

Every time someone turns my cube:
Them-"How do you get it to move so well?"
Me-"Lubricate it."
Them-"Haha, lube"

 

[Cuberty]

Every time someone turns my cube:
Them-"How do you get it to move so well?"
Me-"Lubricate it."
Them-"Haha, lube"

GOD that always happens.

 

[Zane_C]

While memorising for speedBLD, I took my cube into the kitchen:

Me: "I've planned my F2L execution." (Not that my mum knows what F2L is)
Mum: "Have you executed your homework?"

 

[DRAGON_RYU]

Me, and two of my friends (both noobs but cool!! :d) went to a store.....
and ........
We wanted a 5x5 which they didn't have....
And the shopkeeper said :3x3 is enough for you it's hard enough.....
So I pointed to my friend and said: He CAN do it....
And my friend pointed back to me and said: and HE is the master (no I'm not damn you! :d)
And I ended up having to solve it for the shopkeeper.
He said: Wow, I bet It'll take me like, 4 days to do it.
(oh, there are two shopkeepers, and heeeere comes the second!)
SK2: No you can't do it...
SK1: I can't?
SK2: No way......


Never heard a non cuber answer a non cuber saying a darn thing!!

 

[Hershey]

Mum: "Have you executed your homework?"

LOL. Kind of a valid comment though...

 

[Cuberty]

That feeling you get when someone is amazed by your solve, gawd that feels awesome.

 

[PandaBeaarAmy]

i've gotten used to people calling the 3x3 the "nine cube" and saying either "don't you need logarithms for that or something?" or " dont you use some kind of code to solve the cube?" sadly, most of the people in my school of 1500 students can solve the cube (beginners method).
i had another cuber come up to me and ask me "are you that girl that everyones talking about who can solve the 3x3 real fast?" and ask me about my 4x4. *facepalm* (i've never brought my 4x4 to school (center piece broke), but i've been solving my friend's 5x5 and 7x7.)

 

[Mudkip]

Where on earth did they get "Logarithms" form?
I've actually heard that one, and laughed..
I've heard "4 cube"for 2x2, but never "9cube" for 3x3..

 

[Yuxuibbs]

I have people asking about my "triangle cube (pyraminx)", "8 thing (2x2)", "weird devil thing with crazy stuff (megaminx lol)" and "impossible cube (siamese)". There's also this one person that tried to sound smart by saying "you just do R' D' R D over and over again right?" I use CFOP and people ask who's the fastest while they watch me and my friend solve.... i manage to solve the whole cube in the time my friend does F2L :fp

 

[Muesli]

"Woaaah. How do you do that!"

*stares at me as if I'm going to explain*

 

[JasonK]

"Woaaah. How do you do that!"

*stares at me as if I'm going to explain*

You could always try actually explaining...

 

[Specs112]

You could always try actually explaining...

But we need to maintain the illusion that we're some sort of elite secret society of geniuses.

A non-cuber asked me if there was a trick to doing it.
I didn't say yes.
I didn't say no, either.

 

[Phlippieskezer]

"Woaaah. How do you do that!"

*stares at me as if I'm going to explain*

I usually just reply "skillfully" :3

Unless they're genuinely intrigued, in which case I give them a quick gist of how most people do it (CFOP).

 

[PandaCuber]

But we need to maintain the illusion that we're some sort of elite secret society of geniuses.

A non-cuber asked me if there was a trick to doing it.
I didn't say yes.
I didn't say no, either.

This made me laugh so hard, ROFLOLMAO.

 

[Ranzha]

"Woaaah. How do you do that!"

*stares at me as if I'm going to explain*

Old joke, but:
"With my hands." Or "hand", or "feet", or "without looking" in place of "hands".

 

[xabu1]

"Woaaah. How do you do that!"

*stares at me as if I'm going to explain*

I usually go with "I cast a magic spell"

 

[DRAGON_RYU]

A non cuber: What's it's password?
Me: oh yeah like you have to log in : username, password, blah blah blah.