Need help with making up stories for my parents!!

[CubeFreak122]

My friend was going to buy an eastsheen 5x5 and seeing that I was grounded from the cube (NOOOO) for the rest of my school year, I thought that I could sneak one in... So I gave him $20 (14.85 pounds) USD and now I'm worried... My parents are asian and they watch me CLOSELY! That was the last $20 I had so if they ever ask if I had any money, I'm busted!! I've been considering stealing money from my mom's purse (I know its bad) but thought it was too risky considering the fact that she ALWAYS counts her money and the bank. I've decided to finish pulling weeds out of my backyard and get the $20 my dad promised, but then he might ask when he gives me the money... just in case they catch me, can anyone PLEASE give me plausible (believable) stories i could tell them? thanks...

 

[Kian]

well i would firstly suggest not stealing from your mother's purse. not only is it wrong, since you're living in an Orwellian nightmare I would say it's also going to get you caught.

as for stories, idk, i guess i wouldn't generally recommend lying to your parents so that one i can't really answer.

 

[CubeFreak122]

no, i have asian parents, I got 2 D's and they get angry if I have a B! (school)
Like I said, I quit the idea of stealing but if I tell them the truth, they will FREAK out! I already got my cubes taken away for 7 weeks and if my dad knows about this, it's OVER for me... plus It's kinda too late for me to take back the money now...

 

[jcuber]

Say you've had that cube for a while, they just haven't noticed it.

 

[holypasta]

you should sell the cube. i feel your pain (i can barely get through a single day at school without my cube), but trying to hide stuff will just make it worse. selling the cube is basically reversing the transaction that got you into this mess.

 

[James Kobel]

Go to your parents and give them the cube. Say your friend quit cubing and was giving away his stuff. You took it that day, but later realised it wasn't worth the trouble. You will probably gain their trust and maybe get your cubes back sooner for being honest. As for the money, you can say either-1)you got robbed, 2)you spent it on food and ate it on the way home(maybe you lost your lunch or had no money in your school acount if you have that so you were too hungry to think clearly and spent all your money), or 3)you lent it to someone. Excuses for losing money are kind of hard, but I think I did well here*proud*

 

[AvGalen]

You deserve to get punished by your parents for this.
They forbid you to do something, you go behind their backs doing it anyway
And now you ask others to help you make up good lies?????

 

[endless_akatsuki]

well, my (asian) parents don't really care if I have cubes or not. As long as I get A's (in my school, it's sooo easy).

Seriously, though...tell them the truth, and promise to be a good boy now

 

[Zarxrax]

Tell them that someone at school bet you 20 bucks that you couldn't solve a cube in a certain amount of time. Since you hadn't been able to practice recently, you lost the bet

 

[Kyle™]

Tell them you're the champ and they're the chumps, and you can do what you like since you pay the bills. keep insisting on this day in and day out, and eventually they will believe it.

 

[BillB]

How about showing them that you brought the D's up to A's & B's?

Bill

 

[KubeKid73]

No that will make it worse. They'll think its because you didn't have them, and that they were distracting you. Keep them at D's until they get an update on your grades, then tell them that you found a cube and you're going to bring it to school, and the next time they see your grades, bring them up to A's and B's and say that cubes help you get better grades.

Bill is fighting fire with grass, I'm fighting with water.

 

[Kyle™]

So what happens when he doesn't have his cubes and he gets D's?

 

[KubeKid73]

His parents know that cubes aren't the cause of the bad grades, but when he gets better grades, they realize that they actually help his grades.

 

[Odin]

Uhh why do you keep bringing up that your parents are Asian? That’s not significant at all, my parents are Mexican-Americans and they ground me and chew me out if I get bad grades too. You screwed your self dude, next time just be more honest and don’t go behind your parents back.

 

[Kyle™]

If cubes help his grades why is he getting D's now? You are digging yourself into a logic hole kubekid

 

[KubeKid73]

No. If they took them away and he still got D's and then (sometime later) he says that he just got this cube and he gets A's and B's, then they will think that cubes help him.

 

[IamWEB]

Will they really believe that? Seriously.

And for the heck of it, 'they're Asian parents'...

>_<

 

[KubeKid73]

Its worth a try.

 

[Dene]

You shouldn't have done it in the first place. I look forward to hearing about your punishment.