[Unofficial] [Mike Kotch] OH while doing pushups

I went LIVE on Good Morning Norway once. I was supposed to do a legit BLD solve. I failed.

But lollers, OH solving while doing pushups is still something you CAN do, whereas BLD has a huge fail-factor.

brb cube pops
brb put edge in backwards
brb execute random oll wrong
brb horrible recognition
brb throwing up from being nervous
brb farting on national tv
brb drop cube from sweaty hands
brb breathing heavy after solving and trying to talk to them
brb brb brb
 
That awkward moment when they tell you that they think your cube is rigged with a motor inside, and to prove your legitemecy they make you do OH with their rubik's brand fresh from the box
 
dude, who cares if you fart or whatever. you can do something that nearly anyone cant!
not that many people and do OH pushups. And most people cant even solve a cube, let alone do it at the same time.

Plus all the chicks will be drooling over your muscles and not even pay attention to the crap you do.

i guess idk me no strong...
 
Jay Leno is huge...do it!

People's first reaction is always something along the lines of, "what a nerd." But when you bring those cut pectoral muscles, it totally short-circuits the stereotype. Little do they know that a healthy body fuels a strong mind.
 
brb cube pops
brb put edge in backwards
brb execute random oll wrong
brb horrible recognition
brb throwing up from being nervous
brb farting on national tv
brb drop cube from sweaty hands
brb breathing heavy after solving and trying to talk to them
brb brb brb

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his cube already, national T.V.
He's nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
to solve cubes
But he keeps on forgetting his OLLs
The whole crowd chokes him out
He o-
Wait, what?

Mike, YOU'LL BE FINE!
 
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