Iowa Corn Lovers 2014

[Rocky0701]

I pm'ed him and he responded here I guess.

Hey Ryan, can you clear your inbox? Also, awesome, another KS cuber!

 

[TheNextFeliks]

Hey Ryan, can you clear your inbox? Also, awesome, another KS cuber!

Done

 

[Mikel]

69 people have registered so far! Registration closes June 4th at 11:59pm Central Time.

 

[Mikel]

Just a reminder that registration closes tonight at 11:59pm CDT! Register before then to help out organization and save money on registration!

 

[kcl]

I guess 3 days away is close enough for goals.

2x2- sub 2.5 (NEED this after the stupid fail in my 2.69..), second place?

3x3- Sub 10 average and sub 8 single.. Beat Chris/win?

Skewb- make it happen?

4x4- sub 50 pls

OH- don't DNF, preferably sub 30

Sq1- prove to the other Chris I can actually do parity

 

[Coolster01]

Goals:

Sit on cubecomps and keep reloading the page and see Chris get a 1.4x average.

Please take my record, it's really annoying having a record I don't deserve I KNOW YOU'LL HAVE THE BREAKTHROUGH THIS TIME GOGOGOGO

 

[SpicyOranges]

Goals:

Cry because I can't go

 

[BrianJ]

Goals:
2x2: Podium
3x3: sub-13
4x4: sub-1
OH: sub-25

 

[Kit Clement]

Chris Olson - 1.73 2x2 Average.

 

[Coolster01]

Chris Olson - 1.73 2x2 Average.

Nobody else has 1 1.7x, and you got 2, Chris! Congrats!

He's amazin'

 

[yoshinator]

Yay Kennan (suck it Sajwo)!!!

http://cubecomps.com/live.php?cid=493&cat=1&rnd=3

 

[Coolster01]

Yay Kennan (suck it Sajwo)!!!

http://cubecomps.com/live.php?cid=493&cat=1&rnd=3

Beat me, you, and Nathan by .01 xDDDDDDDD

You deserved way better actually, but awesome!

 

[10461394944000]

Yay Kennan (suck it Sajwo)!!!

http://cubecomps.com/live.php?cid=493&cat=1&rnd=3

lel what a nub not even sub me

 

[kcl]

lel what a nub not even sub me

mehh next comp. This had two counting 10's :/

Thank you Jacob and Rami!

 

[Mikel]

Thanks to everyone who came and especially those who helped judge and tear down the tables and chairs. I was not expecting 69 competitors, but it was such a blast organizing!

Also...

DYK Walker is a great "wing" man?

 

[AJ Blair]

Also...

DYK Walker is a great "wing" man?

He's also the "center" of attention.

 

[ottozing]

Yay Kennan (suck it Sajwo)!!!

http://cubecomps.com/live.php?cid=493&cat=1&rnd=3

Probably easy scrambles huehuehue [insert link to skewb avg here]

Seriously though, awesome job Kennan

 

[kcl]

Probably easy scrambles huehuehue [insert link to skewb avg here]

Seriously though, awesome job Kennan

omg such easy

wow
much fake

But seriously thanks

 

[Mikel]

DYK...

Walker was 2 wings away on 5BLD from completing his WCA profile???
Chris Olson was the Bag-on-head World Record Holder???
Walker was the Minh Thai of Bag-on-head and Chris was the Feliks???
There were 69 competitors???
I only expected 40 competitors to come to the middle of Iowa for a competition???
I am very thankful to all who helped???
tygj!?
There was a lady who raised our A/C set point temperature because she was cold even though all of the people judging and running the competition were fine/hot???
That seriously pissed me off?
I actually don't like to eat corn??
But I love corn?
I gave ears of corn as prizes??
Kit and Chris thought they were plastic even though it was real corn???
I didn't set any PB's??
I still felt like I ran a successful first competition and it made me happy???
I suck at golf??

 

[kcl]

Don't worry Brandon I guarantee I'm worse at golf.

DYK...
I beat Chris?
Chris is a nub?
I sub 10'd? Finally?
Suck it Sajwo?
My 8.59 was ridiculously painful to watch?
My average could've been easily 9.5x?
I didn't sub 3 on 2x2?
There was a solved face scramble?
Walker doesn't like wings?
We all stared at him cringing as he oriented his swapped wings and stopped the timer?
I suck at 2x2?
and 4x4?
John's 4x4 is really loose?
My 4x4 sucks?
No skewb?
?
I cannot OH?
I got a sub 20 single racing with chris?
It was vgj?
I haven't ever had nerves like I did?
It was brutal and ruined my first two 3x3 averages?
I switched to liying for the finals because loose cube + shaky=bj?
Chris got a BJ?
Some guy and his wife took the joke the wrong way?
Kit made a new event for rami to do on AGT?
Kit's color scheme is retarded?
I can hardly one look a 3 mover on his 2x2?
I am still the master of second place?
Walker got two sub 10's in a round that I didn't get one?
Some person has the worst Guhong ever made (teddy got to pick up the pieces after exploding it)?