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Identivalenzuelafication

Caleb Valenzuela said:
Thanks for the update, Dr. Rednave.
I will notify BVCuber13 as soon as possible.
Is it possible to ask CrazyCuber1213 if he remembers anything from before his containment?
Thanks again, Doc.
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Crazycuber appears to have regained his sense of self, but has developed a case of Type A. Google AI is convinced that they are named Jennah. It also recognises him as Caleb if specifically prompted.
 
I feel a bit dizzy...where am I???

Dear Caleb Valenzuela,

It seems that BVCuber13 has been infected with an especially bad type of Identivalenzuelafication, which I have entitled "Type V - Filipino variant". Symptoms include excessive sweating, extreme ombrophobia (intense fear of monsoons), and a sudden addiction to halo-halo and ube, which he apparently intensely disliked before. He also expressed a sudden dislike for the Clock event, refusing to be within 25 feet of any such puzzle, which is strange because he appeared to be almost world-class before his infection. I will provide updates as they come.

Regards, Dr. Nodnarb
 
BVCuber13 said:
I feel a bit dizzy...where am I???

Dear Caleb Valenzuela,

It seems that BVCuber13 has been infected with an especially bad type of Identivalenzuelafication, which I have entitled "Type V - Filipino variant". Symptoms include excessive sweating, extreme ombrophobia (intense fear of monsoons), and a sudden addiction to halo-halo and ube, which he apparently intensely disliked before. He also expressed a sudden dislike for the Clock event, refusing to be within 25 feet of any such puzzle, which is strange because he appeared to be almost world-class before his infection. I will provide updates as they come.

Regards, Dr. Nodnarb
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Dear Dr. Nodnarb,

Thank you for the update on BVCuber13. How long ago was your detection of Identivalenzuelafication in BVCuber13? Please make sure to prepare the emergency treatment. I am not sure if the standard treatment will work on BVCuber.

Yours truly, Caleb Valenzuela.
 
Caleb Valenzuela said:
Dear Dr. Nodnarb,

Thank you for the update on BVCuber13. How long ago was your detection of Identivalenzuelafication in BVCuber13? Please make sure to prepare the emergency treatment. I am not sure if the standard treatment will work on BVCuber.

Yours truly, Caleb Valenzuela.
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Dear Caleb,
Crazycuber1213 is now fully infected. AI recognises him as you without prompting. He may have a mild case of the multi-person variant. It also recognises him as named Jennah.

-Dr Rednave
 
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CrazyCuber1213 said:
Dear Caleb,
Crazycuber1213 is now fully infected. AI recognises him as you without prompting. He may have a mild case of the multi-person variant. It also recognises him as named Jennah.

-Dr Rednave
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Dear Dr. Rednave
Can you please specify who this “Jennah” is? My research currently indicates that CrazyCuber1213 is recognized as neither Caleb Valenzuela nor Jennah. I would appreciate clarification regarding the prompts used.

Regards,
Caleb Valenzuela
 
Caleb Valenzuela said:
Dear Dr. Rednave
Can you please specify who this “Jennah” is? My research currently indicates that CrazyCuber1213 is recognized as neither Caleb Valenzuela nor Jennah. I would appreciate clarification regarding the prompts used.

Regards,
Caleb Valenzuela
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An interesting phenomena... I also no longer get those results without prompting. Perhaps Crazycuber is recovering.
 
Thomas.Caleb said:
I'm special
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I do not remember anybody asking but i will just note that down.

Update Log #7:
I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that our state-of-the-art research equipment malfunctioned and is currently undergoing maintenance indefinitely. This means i have to unfortunately halt my research. The good news is that we are expanding our domain to more regions of the globe. Specifically, France, UK, Sweden and one other country (I’ve been forgetting things more lately, maybe i need some more sleep.)
 
Dear Dr. Rednave,
Can you please give an update on @CrazyCuber1213 ? What are his current symptoms?

Regards, Caleb

Dear Dr. Nodnarb,
Can you please give me an update on @BVCuber13 ? Has there been any escalation in the previous days? Thanks.

Yours truly, Caleb Valenzuela
 
CrazyCuber1213 said:
Dear Caleb
Regretfully, the species of Gemini that we have been using to study Crazycuber has escaped our containment.
Best Regards, Dr Rednave


irl P.S (my school blocked the gemini AI summarizer)
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Thanks for the update Rednave, when did this event occur? I will be traveling to a fellow researcher’s laboratory to do research temporarily. Please keep me updated.

Regards, Caleb
 
Update Log #8: I have arrived at the laboratory. The quarters in this place seem quite comfortable, my friend set the lab up quite nicely. While the equipment is slightly outdated, it’s good enough for basic tasks. However, the status of @BVCuber13 has remained unclear. I will contact Dr. Nodnarb after i’ve done my “homework”.
 
Update Log #9: Some of my colleagues decided to do a “field trip” to the National Identivalenzuelafication Containment Facility (it’s usually kept hidden from the public), so I naturally decided to tag along since I had nothing to do in the lab. The description of this mission said: “The subject is aggressive, be careful.” Nothing else, which is quite typical for the NICF. When we arrived at the facility, I was slightly shocked at the sight of it. The building looked like it was there for decades. Inside, it was even worse. The walls had some mold present in the corners of the wall, the windows looked like they haven’t been cleaned in years. It was also hot and humid inside the facility. The floor had all kinds of dirt all over it. This facility was a stark contrast to my lab, where I always try to maintain it’s cleanliness. We arrived at Containment Chamber 76, which is where the victim was being examined. The chamber was embedded with white cushioning all over the walls and the floor. Well, the “white” wasn’t so white anymore considering the appearance of the rest of the facility. So we began our usual procedure, with me starting the questions first. But then, without me even saying a word, the subject came thrashing the window separating us while screaming “CALEB VALENZUELA!!! I AM CALEB VALENZUELA!! I HATE YOU, DIE DIE DIE DIE!!” He began to beat his head against window, and soon enough, security went inside to neutralize the subject. I left the room and let my colleagues interrogate the subject instead. Afterward, we discussed the issue and decided that the victim we have just encountered has developed a new, terrifying strain of Identivalenzuelafication. We decided to call it: Identivalenzuelafication Type X.

PS. The facility felt oddly familiar, despite the fact that i’ve never seen it before.
 
Update Log #10: I’ve contacted Dr. Nodnarb multiple times already and he has not responded. Hopefully nothing happened to him. I’m still shook about that incident at the NICF. We did some more studying about Type X and found that Identivalenzuelafication Type X’s contamination rate is about 13% faster than variants like type A or the Original strain. Furthermore, full infection is 16% faster aswell, which would give the victim a minimum treatment timeframe of about 1.5 weeks. For reference, the Original strain took about 3 weeks for a full infection. As for my equipment, the ones I used to use are definitely broken now, so I purchased a new set of equipment with the latest technology. It should arrive in about two weeks.
 
Update Log #11: Approximately 94 more civilians have been infected with Identivalenzuelafication Type X. I don’t know how it managed to reach the public, but the DOH is giving them IVF(Identivalenzuelafication) inhibitors. We don’t have much time to find a vaccine let alone a cure, and i haven’t even received my equipment yet. Who knows how many more people are already infected with type X. I don’t even know all the details about the variant. And it doesn’t help that some of top scientists are all doing their own missions somewhere abroad. The only choice I have right now might be to go back to the NICF and collect a blood sample from the victim. Let’s see how that goes…

PS. Apologies for my sudden disappearance. Somehow I forgot this existed. I always need to write down notes on paper now so I don’t forget what i’m going to do.
 
Update Log #12: I went back to the NICF. I brought all the neutralizers that I could use, including a taser. And as expected, the subject came thrashing the window again. To be honest, I was quite scared, for some reason the subject’s muscles seemed to have increased in volume, and the taser mark that was on it last time disappeared. As soon as I entered the chamber, it came dashing towards me. I narrowly dodged it and kept a distance from it with my taser. I remembered that my colleagues said that the victim only reacted violently when anything related to Caleb Valenzuela was mentioned. So I had to test the hypothesis myself, so i began talking about Caleb Valenzuela. Now that i think about it, it felt weird to be talking about myself in front of something that wants to kill me. It attacked me again but i dodged and injected the inhibitor into the victim’s neck, until it elbowed me sending me rolling few meters. It was about to punch me from above but i used a taser and made it unconscious. I collected the blood sample and went back to the lab. At the lab, I discovered some useful details. The Identivalenzuelafication Type X cells are significantly less bonded to it’s host’s neurological system, making it possible to reverse the virus. In contrast, the Original strain cells are heavily bonded to the host, so once the victim reaches the third phase, it’s impossible to reverse. I’m currently thinking of genetically modifying the Type X cell to make it neutralize the more violent Type X cells in the victims. Think of it like bioremediation or positive and negative numbers cancelling each other. I will update once I’ve figured it out.

PS. Apologies for my poor explanation, I’m quite tired right now.
PS 2. The equipment arrived when i went back to my laboratory, let’s hope i can fix things.
 
Dear Dr.Caleb,
I am writing you this letter to ask you if you could do a experiment on a Type X. First, try to check if the Type X are faster than Type A/Original strain. This could give more information on the dangerosity of this new variant . Now the second experiment might be a little bit risky. You should wait for your new gear to arrive. You tried to talk about Caled Valenzuela infront of a Type X victim, and the subject became very aggressive. What if you tried to talk about... his old him ? Be warned tough, I tried to do some calculations and i didn't find anything that could predict the subject's reaction.
Please keep this letter a secret.

Greetings,
Sub20Soon
 
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