I feel a bit dizzy...where am I???
Dear Caleb Valenzuela,
It seems that BVCuber13 has been infected with an especially bad type of Identivalenzuelafication, which I have entitled "Type V - Filipino variant". Symptoms include excessive sweating, extreme ombrophobia (intense fear of monsoons), and a sudden addiction to halo-halo and ube, which he apparently intensely disliked before. He also expressed a sudden dislike for the Clock event, refusing to be within 25 feet of any such puzzle, which is strange because he appeared to be almost world-class before his infection. I will provide updates as they come.
Regards, Dr. Nodnarb