Describe A Forum Member In 5 Words Game

[Puzzle Maniac]

The rules are simple. Tag a member and describe them in only 5 words. Please only describe members with positive and/or funny remarks. Have fun!

I'll start with a few:
@OtaMota Speed of light record posting
@ProStar Never loses a forum argument
@Bingus Ringus McDingus The true merry birthmas wisher
@Fred The biggest forum comeback ever

 

[bldcuber314]

@CubeLite deserves a Skewb national record

 

[Bingus Ringus McDingus]

@1x1 wr holder! Da chillest & goodest christian boi
@Justincubes Hasn't grown taller since 2017 Bagged milk and poutine enthusiast
@FatrockCubes The second coming of JPerm
@An Animating Cuber The prince of side events
@Kami-Kun The keeper of the cats

 

[abunickabhi]

@Jorian Meeuse 3bld 4bld 5bld multi blindsolver

 

[CubeLite]

@bldcuber314 Winner of all blind races

 

[ILCubing]

@fes_77 How do I spell tutorial

 

[eeeeeeeee]

@abunickabhi amazing moderator and bld solver

 

[abunickabhi]

@abunickabhi amazing moderator and bld solver

Thanks for your kind words yooooo

Your username is interesting and simple

 

[Arcanist]

@Cubinginatree will get sub 10 ao5
(technically 7 words but )

 

[Cubinginatree]

@Cubinginatree will get sub 10 ao5
(technically 7 words but )

Today trust.

 

[Puzzle Maniac]

@Filipe Teixeira
I can't spell your surname

 

[Bingus cuber]

@Cubinginatree Should've gotten sub-10 average sooner
@Bingus Ringus McDingus wacky but cool trumpet player

 

[CubeLite]

@Puzzle Maniac a cool guy I guess

 

[Caleb Valenzuela]

@Cubinginatree actually running in2 a tree

 

[TheSpeedSkewber]

@FenTheGoat wtf is a 'kilo meter'

 

[FenTheGoat]

@FenTheGoat wtf is a 'kilo meter'

Do I come off as that American?

 

[GeographicalCuber]

@Caleb Valenzuela my brain: ah yes, Venezuela

 

[Caleb Valenzuela]

@Caleb Valenzuela my brain: ah yes, Venezuela

brain autocorrecting in it’s full glory