Cube pickuplines

[Lucas Garron]

Who thinks cubers are nerdy and can't get dates? I never heard that. I never knew anyone who thought that.

Someone involved at Stanford does. *Cough* Mystery puzzle #3 *Aaaa--choo!*

 

[Jai]

Lubing: "All you have to do is open wide and stick it inside" (taking out an edge and putting the straw in)
Team Blindfold: "Turn it so I can get a better view"
V-cubes: "Damn, that's big."
"All the ones I saw before were flat"
Transparent cube: "The ones you can see through aren't that good, but you can see inside them"

 

[Hadley4000]

Transparent cube: "The ones you can see through aren't that good, but you can see inside them"

Or...
Can't use this in competition, so let's just play at home.

 

[Brian Le]

Gosh, Arnaud is like Cyrano De Bergerac...

 

[genwin]

came across this thread just today...a lot of funny stuff that it deserves to be revived!!!

 

[AvGalen]

I disagree fanwuq, especially the first two are very original. The third one sounds weird, like the eyes/nose/mouth/ears are placed in the correct position

This is probably my favorite thread ever. Now it has been revived I know I will be thinking up more, but I need some inspiration. Who wants to flirt with my tonight?

 

[fanwuq]

Things I say always end up making less and less sense.
It's amazing how your ideas are always nice.

 

[DavidWoner]

heres some:
"i can do it from 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 different positions."
regarding clock: "my method uses a 5th peg"
"i wanna turn you 45 degrees and pop out your edges."
"i gotta do it about 20 times before i'm warmed up and ready."

 

[JBCM627]

Who thinks cubers are nerdy and can't get dates? I never heard that. I never knew anyone who thought that.

Someone involved at Stanford does. *Cough* Mystery puzzle #3 *Aaaa--choo!*

I remember that! Poor Shelly.

 

[AvGalen]

Don't underestimate Shelley's abilities. She somehow tricked me into buying her dinner. If she can do that with someone on another continent, Stanford shouldn't be a problem for her.

I like yours Vault312, but "i wanna turn you 45 degrees and pop out your edges." sounds like a very painfull way of plastic surgery.

No date yesterday, so not much inspiration, but I came up with:
(howling): skewb-e-doo-be-doo
(it's not arrogant if it's true): Hi, my name is Frank Morris and you are the goddess I would like to spent infinity with

 

[Musselman]

lol i love this thread
last night i went through every post
so funny

not a pick up line but whatev
i like my women like i like my cubes
smooth and lubed.....
i tried.. but very bad lol

 

[AvGalen]

I have all kinds of toys in my bedroom. Let's go there now and have some fun.

If you thought G was nice, let me show you the V-spot

 

[waffle=ijm]

Cube in Pocket - "why yes my cube is bulging out of my pants."
Cube Needs Lube - "Getting stiff when I try to move fast. Pass the silicon"
Not The Master - "Hey I'm not the best in world. But I'm good...real good"
Junior Cube - "I know its small but it gets pretty hard"
Blindsolving "All I do is sit and stare. Think about what I'm gonna do. And put on that blindfold and finish like a pro."

 

[AvGalen]

hold your breath doing multi BLD(memo and execution in one breath)

LOL

If you have good memo, execution and trained breathing it would actually be possible. This is 1 category I would like to add to the weekly competition as "most cubes solved in one breath while blindfolded"

I'm already going without sleep to do all the competition events - now you're going to make me pass out!?!

pickup-line 1: I have been known to make people pass out from sheer lack of breath without even touching them
pickup-line 2: Warning, I might take your breath away

(Revolution): I know how to turn you on, how to do it like lightspeed, how to recharge rapidly and after that it's your turn to tell me which buttons should be pushed

 

[Dhread]

"You don't need any lube, you are built for speed"

 

[Tyson]

I already feel an inexplicable urge to give him my phone number

Already:confused: After so many lines I would be really disappointed if none would work. If you are done playing hard to get, could you send me a Personal Message

http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/speedsolvingrubikscube/message/14728

When I came back, a yellow rose was placed on my desk. I'm getting
kinda scared now...

Why would a yellow rose scare anyone?

"You just moved my center"

I'm not even sure what that means, but that's really damn funny

I meant it to mean two things that are quite hard to translate to english:
1. A mixture between "you move me" and "you affect my heart" (heart = center of feelings, not center of body)
2. "You understand everything about me and do the impossible"

When she wants to dye her hair: "But honey, the new color scheme is gonna throw me way off!"

(not a pick-up line.. sorry )

I consider that a very nice pick-up line. Pick-up lines are not just for first meetings. They can be used in an already existing relation too.

Keep them coming guys and especially girls!

Loving: "You are the core that keeps me from falling to pieces"
Dirty: "If you think this is hard, you don't realize what you do to me"
Inside joke: "You are definitely a type A"
Bedside joke: "inspection first, then put a cover on top, place both hands on start buttons, remove cover, start moving"
Playfull: "You are such a pretty pattern"
Showing off: "I have tried 5 before. I finished the first two, but the last 3 were DNF's. I am sure that if we practise a lot we could do 15/15."

If you were sitting in your room, and then you left for just a moment, came back and there was a yellow rose on your desk, wouldn't you be wondering how the heck someone was able to get into your room so quickly and leave so quickly without being noticed?

 

[badmephisto]

I like my women as large as my cubes

 

[Lotsofsloths]

I like my women as large as my cubes

...how large are your cubes?

 

[fanwuq]

hahah
ok i have another anti-pickup line!
"your head looks like a cube!"

Another anti-pickup line:
You need to AUF.

 

[Inusagi]

A another Anti-pickupline:
You're a DNF!