Cube pickuplines

[Remeberthe314]

Oh my G-d, you guys need help.

Please take my advice: Do not EVER use those lines on a real person.

I can't believe you thought they were serious.

Yeah, shes a nOOb

I think i just proved her point

 

[genwin]

I used to have a 2x2x2, now i have a 7x7x7...

 

[*LukeMayn*]

1. I have some petrolium Jelly spare. Once I lube you we'll be going faster than thought possible.
2. Can I wear you in so its smoother tonight?
3. Believe it baby, my fingers are fasters than Yu Nakajima's!
*EDIT*
oh, another
Yours is sooo tight and mine is sooo stiff.

 

[badmephisto]

oh, another
Yours is sooo tight and mine is sooo stiff.

ROFL! Win!

 

[andrewvo1324]

oh, another
Yours is sooo tight and mine is sooo stiff.

ROFL! Win!

Epic....DITTTO



i wonder how many people on this forum understands that.

 

[*LukeMayn*]

Hey I got some more, dunno if they're good or not but I'll post them any way!

Stack mat: First you turn it on, then put your hands on the buttons and go as fast as you can!

Random: I found a cube on the side of the road, it was a bit stiff so lubed it and took it for a test drive when i got home

Not cube related but maths related: do want to come over tonight for some study, you plus me, minus our clothes, divide your legs and we'll multiply!

 

[Dene]

Mr. Mayn, you shouldn't be contributing to this thread!

 

[Alex DiTuro]

Yours is sooo tight and mine is sooo stiff.

LMAO, Luke you're always full of funny and also sometimes borderline perverted jokes .


Oh, here's one

Hey baby, I'll treat you like my DIY: I'll lube you, then loosen you up.

I'll break you in worse than my OH DIY.

 

[Swordsman Kirby]

oh, another
Yours is sooo tight and mine is sooo stiff.

ROFL! Win!

Epic....DITTTO



i wonder how many people on this forum understands that.

Trust me, anyone older than you will understand it.

 

[*LukeMayn*]

oh, another
Yours is sooo tight and mine is sooo stiff.

ROFL! Win!

Epic....DITTTO



i wonder how many people on this forum understands that.

Trust me, anyone older than you will understand it.

Anyone over twelve will understand it, wheres Arnaud... I want more of his

 

[genwin]

following up on luke's:

Mine is sooo stiff, wanna lubricate it.
I know a lot of insertion moves.

that's all i got...

waiting for Arnaud too...

 

[AvGalen]

Actually happened during our stay at the Czech Open (I got her e-mail to prove it!)

She: So by watching your tutorials we could create a Bulgarian cube population
Me: We have only met 2 minutes ago, isn't it a bit early to talk about repopulating an entire country?

Also happened there:
(other) she: Why do you have 2 of those big round cubes? (7x7x7)
Me: Because it feels more natural when I am holding 1 in each hand

 

[Erik]

lol Arnaud is such a genious in these kind of things. You maybe see 10% of his brilliance here! The bulgarian thing was so funny. We were looking for a restaurant and I spotted a cube in the hand of one of the bulgarian girls, so I kinda ran to it and said CUBE! We took a picture with all the bulgarians and the group we were with at that moment. I hope we can get the pic...

 

[joey]

We also did a team solve for them too!

 

[Hadley4000]

Arnaud, you are brilliant! I hope to see you pull some of those lines on the Atlanta girls.

 

[pcharles93]

"KY? I don't use KY. I use silicone for everything. EVERYTHING."

 

[Dene]

Nice ones Mr. van Galen! Ultimate.

 

[AvGalen]

Arnaud, you are brilliant! I hope to see you pull some of those lines on the Atlanta girls.

there are about 4321098765432109876 different combinations. Chances that using one you had success with before will work again is very low. You have to find that 1 unique solution to make everything come together as you want it to.

P.S. Detroit, Atlanta, Orlando, ??? seems to be my destinations for the next 1.5 weeks

 

[boiiwonder]

The only one I can think of right now is

"You seen me cube baby, I can go all day long"

(ill add more later)

 

[Swordsman Kirby]

oh, another
Yours is sooo tight and mine is sooo stiff.

ROFL! Win!

Epic....DITTTO



i wonder how many people on this forum understands that.

Trust me, anyone older than you will understand it.

Anyone over twelve will understand it, wheres Arnaud... I want more of his

You said roughly the same thing as me.