Counter to cuss-ers?

[s3rzz]

"your mom's box"

 

[Bapao]

Okay, so for the following, you'll be needing a few tools to get sh*t done;

- 5 meters of sturdy rope (or chicken wire)
- An SM type ball-gag
- A recording device with a 3.5mm jack
- A pair of over-ear headphones. (The most high performance ones you can find)
- Duct-tape
- A bath towel
- Big bar of soap.

After acquiring the above items, proceed as follows;

1. Use the recording device to record a particularly swear-heavy sentence uttered by the person that is annoying you. Make sure that they use as little non-swear words as possible by getting them aroused/enthusiastic. For example; talk about a game where their favorite sports team lost or something along those lines.

2. Stalk the cusser until firm with their sleep-time patterns

3. Break into their house and hide under their bed.

4. Once they're asleep; swiftly apply gag and use your Japanese bondage skills (which as a cuber you're already a master of) to incapitate them of movement (Whether you chose rope or chicken wire beforehand will become a pure entertainment factor at this point).

5. Secure headphones to their head using the tape.

6 Set recording device to play the prerecorded sentence in loop at the highest possible volume.

7. Wrap bar of soap in bath towel.

8. Thrash the cusser using the above until you feel comfortable with the results.

9. Leave.

 

[Specs112]

Okay, so for the following, you'll be needing a few tools to get sh*t done;

- 5 meters of sturdy rope (or chicken wire)
- An SM type ball-gag
- A recording device with a 3.5mm jack
- A pair of over-ear headphones. (The most high performance ones you can find)
- Duct-tape
- A bath towel
- Big bar of soap.

After acquiring the above items, proceed as follows;

1. Use the recording device to record a particularly swear-heavy sentence uttered by the person that is annoying you. Make sure that they use as little non-swear words as possible by getting them aroused/enthusiastic. For example; talk about a game where their favorite sports team lost or something along those lines.

2. Stalk the cusser until firm with their sleep-time patterns

3. Break into their house and hide under their bed.

4. Once they're asleep; swiftly apply gag and use your Japanese bondage skills (which as a cuber you're already a master of) to incapitate them of movement (Whether you chose rope or chicken wire beforehand will become a pure entertainment factor at this point).

5. Secure headphones to their head using the tape.

6 Set recording device to play the prerecorded sentence in loop at the highest possible volume.

7. Wrap bar of soap in bath towel.

8. Thrash the cusser using the above until you feel comfortable with the results.

9. Leave.

Who are you and what the [expletive deleted] are you doing in my house?

 

[Andrew Ricci]

Start swearing. Just like smoking, it makes you look cooler.

Best suggestion in the whole thread.

 

[a small kitten]

Headpunch.

 

[Forte]

Tell them that the heart of the cards resides not in power, but in friendship.

 

[onlyleftname]

"Shut the f**k up a**hole!"

So phonetically
Fstastak astastsawhole

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

I really don't give a s*** as long as it isn't too excessive. 'specially if it's a girl. If they cuss too much, it's unattractive.

 

[Muesli]

I think people should stop using M' moves because I find them offensive even though they are often relevant and useful.

 

[Cool Frog]

Well, there is this kid that I hang out with and he makes this unusual screamo sound.
So in return, whenever he does this sound I pretty much yell "YEEEAAAAHHHHH WOOOOOOO!"
Sometimes his reaction is like "I didn't even do it that time =(.... Oh yeah I did, didn't I"



Maybe you could do the same by making a loud noise.

 

[DYGH.Tjen]

Start swearing. Just like smoking, it makes you look cooler.

Well that's what you think. I guess most people do it nowadays, so oh well, just to keep up with the trend, people do it. x) It's ok then, thanks for the help.

 

[Rpotts]

People do it because it helps them express how they're feeling at that particular moment.

Like all of language.

Some use it poorly, others don't; who are you to call it excessive? If it bothers you, don't spend time with them. Problem solved.

 

[Escher]

Tell them that the heart of the cards resides not in power, but in friendship.

It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-DUEL

 

[Owen]

I think people should stop using M' moves because I find them offensive even though they are often relevant and useful.

Bad analogy.

Swearing is never useful or relevant.

 

[Escher]

Swearing is never useful or relevant.

If it was neither of those things then it wouldn't be a part of language.

 

[Innocence]

If it was neither of those things then it wouldn't be a part of language.

Either way, your argument doesn't really apply to the OP's situation.

OP, Protip: You will never stop them from swearing. People like that are just usually so used to it that they will never stop, so either learn to deal with excessive cuss-ers (lol) or don't hang around with them. They are pretty much your only options. That or you could just tell them that you're annoyed by their constant bad language, and ask if they could just lower that f-bomb frequency a little. It MAY work, they probably CAN to some degree make a conscious decision to limit themselves.

 

[Escher]

Either way, your argument doesn't really apply to the OP's situation.

So that debate is off-topic in a thread discussing curse-words?

k.

 

[RyanReese09]

When they aren't expecting it, fart next to them.

The classic wet-willy should also suffice.

 

[Kirjava]

The word 'cuss' sounds so juvenile.

 

[Cheese11]

I personally think that swearing is pointless and sounds dumb.

Whenever someone I hangout with swears, I slap em', and they shut up for a while.
I probably slap one of my friends at least 22 times a day.