Counter to cuss-ers?

[DavidWoner]

Yes violence is an excellent way to react to harmless words and in no way a gross overreaction. You sound like a fun and rational human being who people want to be around. Oh wait... no it's the other thing- you're terrible for doing that.

 

[Rpotts]

^^ SAYS THE PUNCHMASTER

Seriously, the fact that you think physically assaulting them is a reasonable reaction to them using a naughty word means you are far more childish than you perceive them to be.

 

[FatBoyXPC]

Very much agreed that violence is nowhere near the answer for this swearing issue.

I think you (OP) should look at why you dislike such words in the first place. You mentioned how direct insults don't bother you that much, yet people swearing does. Were you just raised in a home that didn't approve of such language? Do you ever see any acceptable use for some of these words? More specifically words like *****, ass, jackass, damn, and ****? If you cannot think of any acceptable use for those words I mentioned, you should probable evaluate your vocabulary (then improve it).

I'm genuinely interested in your distaste for said language, so if you are comfortable with sharing, please do. If you are not, then you probably shouldn't seek a solution here, as the only way you'll be able to "deal" with this problem is with yourself (you will not be able to convince everybody else around you not to swear).

 

[Bapao]

Tell them baby Jesus cries whenever they swear...
If that doesn't help, demonstrate the lightning-esque wrath of the lord by tasering them in the cantine during lunch break. Preferably from behind whilst they're taking a sip from their lunch-time milk carton.

 

[Cheese11]

Yes violence is an excellent way to react to harmless words and in no way a gross overreaction. You sound like a fun and rational human being who people want to be around. Oh wait... no it's the other thing- you're terrible for doing that.

Really, it is only one of my friends that actually swears since almost all my friends are hardcore Christians (Including myself). slapping him (Not very hard), sort of trains him not to swear. He always starts to swear, and then catches himself.

 

[Jaycee]

^You think that makes it any better?

 

[Cheese11]

^You think that makes it any better?

It does.

 

[bobthegiraffemonkey]

It does.

So you're a hardcore Christian who thinks that hitting people is perfectly acceptable? I'm no expert, but I would have thought the Bible would suggest otherwise.

 

[Muesli]

So you're a hardcore Christian who thinks that hitting people is perfectly acceptable? I'm no expert, but I would have thought the Bible would suggest otherwise.

Depends which part you read.

 

[Specs112]

So you're not a hardcore Christian.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Jaycee]

It does.

*writes in notebook*

Subject Cheese11 (Patient 17C)

-Subject solves at least one problem with violence.
-Subject sees nothing wrong with this.
-Subject treats his friend who swears excessively like an animal and abuses him as can be seen in the quotes "I probably slap one of my friends at least 22 times a day" and "slapping him (Not very hard), sort of trains him not to swear"
-Subject does not realize what effect this abuse may have on his friend.

In summary, Patient 17C is not ready to leave this facility.

 

[Specs112]

*writes in notebook*

Subject Cheese11 (Patient 17C)

-Subject solves at least one problem with violence.
-Subject sees nothing wrong with this.
-Subject treats his friend who swears excessively like an animal and abuses him as can be seen in the quotes "I probably slap one of my friends at least 22 times a day" and "slapping him (Not very hard), sort of trains him not to swear"
-Subject does not realize what effect this abuse may have on his friend.

In summary, Patient 17C is not ready to leave this facility.

*writes in notebook*

Recommended that personnel treat Patient 17C in similar manner.

Observed slapping.

Is Patient 17C crying?

1. yes _x_ no ___ inconclusive ___
2. yes _x_ no ___ inconclusive ___
3. yes ___ no ___ inconclusive _x_
4. yes _x_ no ___ inconclusive ___
Results recorded.

ADMINISTRATIVE NOTE: Dr. [REDACTED] reprimanded Researcher 413A (Specs112) on account of "being no better than 17C". 413A responded that he likes 17C's suffering.

Oh god what did I just type. It's mildly amusing, anyway.

 

[Cheese11]

Okay, so I tend to exagerate. 22 = 5. I didn't think people would react this much.

 

[Weston]

Okay, so I tend to exagerate. 22 = 5. I didn't think people would react this much.

That makes no difference with anything.

 

[Specs112]

Okay, so I tend to exagerate. 22 = 5. I didn't think people would react this much.

*writes in notebook*

Subject has revised previously stated figure of 22 to a new one of 5.

Subject still displays no emotional response to this.

In summary, Patient 17C is not ready to leave this facility.

 

[Cheese11]

*writes in notebook*

Subject has revised previously stated figure of 22 to a new one of 5.

Subject still displays no emotional response to this.

In summary, Patient 17C is not ready to leave this facility.

*my last post in thread*

Patient 17C?

 

[Specs112]

*my last post in thread*

Patient 17C?

Ask Jaycee, he started this "Cheese11 is a patient in a mental hospital" thing. I just ran with it.

EDIT: http://www.speedsolving.com/forum/s...er-to-cuss-ers&p=672454&viewfull=1#post672454