Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[Specs112]

Granted, but now they don't ship to where you live.

I wish I didn't have such a hard time learning new algs.

 

[y3k9]

Granted, but you can only sub-1 min them.

I wish there were more comps near me.

 

[bluedasher]

Granted, but you can only sub-1 min them.

I wish there were more comps near me.

Granted, but the comps near you don't have 3x3x3 as an event.

I wish that there was this rigged 3x3 cube that looked legitimate and solved itself mechanically faster than FAZ.

 

[stinkocheeze]

Granted, but the comps near you don't have 3x3x3 as an event.

I wish that there was this rigged 3x3 cube that looked legitimate and solved itself mechanically faster than FAZ.

Granted, but it malfunctions in a competition while fixing a pop. there goes your finger..
I wish that competitions were free...

 

[Antcuber]

granted, but the only events they have now are 1x1s.

i wish i was immortal

 

[Andrew Ricci]

granted, but the only events they have now are 1x1s.

i wish i was immortal

Granted, but your family and friends die.

I wish people actually searched the forum instead of asking stupid questions.

 

[Antcuber]

not granted. many are too stupid to do this.

i wish verdes would shut up about the guhong.

 

[PowerCuber]

Granted, but every factory that has ever manufactured any dayan products explodes and it takes 3 years to rebuild them.

I wish my cube didn't lock up.

 

[Olji]

granted, now it pops in every turn instead

i wish peace in the world (how are you going to counter that?)

 

[Specs112]

granted, now it pops in every turn instead

i wish peace in the world (how are you going to counter that?)

Granted, but now the world has no more cubing.
(oh the horror)

I wish I had a Guhong.

 

[RyanReese09]

Granted but it comes unlubed and you will never have lube
I wish my 5x5x5 didn't suck so I could actually practice it.

 

[uberCuber]

granted, but then you find you don't actually like it and stop practicing it anyway

I wish I could do my N-perms sub-2 SECONDS

 

[Julian]

Granted, but you forget all your OLLs.
I wish I could get an extremely lucky new 2x2 WR.

 

[Cool Frog]

granted but now you average sup 30 hours for all your other events
I wish I my syrup lubed guhong sucked

 

[HelpCube]

Granted, but all of your other cubes are syrup lubed aswell.
I wish I could figure out an easy memo method for bld corners.

 

[Ranzha]

Granted, but all of your other cubes are syrup lubed aswell.
I wish I could figure out an easy memo method for bld corners.

Granted, but it's slow.

I wish I could.

 

[Rinfiyks]

Granted, but it's slow.

I wish I could.

Granted. But corners is all it does. Messes up the edges completely.

I wish my guhong from lightake which I ordered mid December arrived already.

 

[HelpCube]

Granted. But corners is all it does. Messes up the edges completely.

I wish my guhong from lightake which I ordered mid December arrived already.

Granted, but it comes without a core.

I wish my 1.76 gigabyte video in HD would take half a second to upload.

 

[Rinfiyks]

Granted, but it comes without a core.

I wish my 1.76 gigabyte video in HD would take half a second to upload.

Granted, but your Internet bill is now 7 figures.

I wish I had some lube.

 

[ianography]

Granted, but it's uploads without HD and looks very unprofesional.

I wish that competitions were as common as, say, a soccer tournament.