Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[xXzaKerXx]

Granted, but because you have been cubing for longer, you have grown morbidly obese and are lying naked on a bed while about to be escorted by a whale sling.
I wish I was awesome at BLD.

lol that's a good one. ok, Granted, but you become so awesome till you never take your blindfold of and when you do, the sun shines in your eyes and you become officially "BLIND" for the rest of your life.

i wish that erik akkersdijk will go for bangkok open tomorrow.

 

[Zane_C]

Granted, instead you up early in the morning watching lost.
I wish I could think of something to wish for.

 

[idpapro]

Granted, but because you have been cubing for longer, you have grown morbidly obese and are lying naked on a bed while about to be escorted by a whale sling.
I wish I was awesome at BLD.

lol that's a good one. ok, Granted, but you become so awesome till you never take your blindfold of and when you do, the sun shines in your eyes and you become officially "BLIND" for the rest of your life.

i wish that erik akkersdijk will go for bangkok open tomorrow.

haha too late

Granted but he hates you and will ot cube for the rest of his life, but is hunting you down trying to kill you.

I wish that i hadn't wished for anything right now

 

[xXzaKerXx]

Granted, but you found a genie in a bottle and became so excited and accidentally wished that 10 v-cubes7 dropping on your head knocking you out cold.

i wish that i had 10 more laptops

 

[idpapro]

Granted but they are all fake ones that you found in a model home

I wish i had 10 vcube7 cubes that would drop from the sky

 

[Kwayetus]

Granted but when it landed it broke.

I wish I can get sub-30. >:]

 

[idpapro]

Granted but why would you want to be sub 30 years, and what for?
(EDIT:not too funny, but im tired!)
I wish i wasnt up this late watching Lost

 

[Zane_C]

Didn't I answer that, instead your up early in the morning watching lost.
I wish I could to a perfect impersonation of Anne off Little Britain, Eh, eh eeh

 

[Tyrannous]

granted but you can never stop doing it eh ehhh!
i wish Zane had something better to wish for

 

[Zane_C]

Eh eh ehh!

 

[Kwayetus]

granted but you can never stop doing it eh ehhh!
i wish Zane had something better to wish for

Granted, but he wished you died and so you did!

I wish I can buy a 4x4 ><

 

[Zane_C]

Granted, you now have access to ordering a 4x4 or are in a store, but you are short on money.
I wish I didn't ever have to sleep!

 

[hyunchoi98]

Granted, but you miss so much sleep that you die much earlier.

I wish i could live forever WITHOUT aging.

 

[Zane_C]

Granted, but you miss so much sleep that you die much earlier.

I wish i could live forever WITHOUT aging.

Wait, I mean I wish my body was tolerent to zero sleep and it didn't effect health at all, but any way.

Granted, when the sun swells into a red giant in millions and millions of years, you will be stuck on earth burning to a crisp in extreme agony.
Because you can't die!
Also, you will see all your family and friends die.

I wish I didn't have insects crawling around on my laptop screen!

 

[Kwayetus]

Granted. They started crawling on you.

I wish there didn't have to be school.

 

[Tyrannous]

granted but they replace them with prisons

i wish i had something better to do than be on this at 2:20 in the afternoon lol

 

[xXzaKerXx]

Granted, as you look for something to do, and step out of your house, a brick drops on your head.

i wish i can see macky in mcdonalds

 

[Tyrannous]

granted but he rapes you and gags you with a happy meal toy

i wish daytime tv were better in my country lol

 

[Hyprul 9-ty2]

granted but he rapes you and gags you with a happy meal toy

i wish daytime tv were better in my country lol

You don't have a TV. Why wish for better daytime TV?

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

 

[calekewbs]

Granted, and all goes according to plan... muahahahaha!!!

I wish school would get out earlier so I could get home and make a new popbuying order!