Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[Muesli]

Granted, but a 2D cube is pretty useless.

I wish my Popbuying order would hurry the hell up.

 

[SuperNerd]

Granted, but everything will arrive broken.

I wish that I would be sub 10 forever and never get any slower, or stop cubing. WHAT NOW?

 

[CitricAcid]

Granted, but you fall off a cliff and can never cube again.

I wish that I could think of a wish to wish, Mr. Fish.

 

[OregonTrail]

Granted, but you wish to never see your family or freinds ever again,

I wish I had an endless supply of Kirin Afternoon Tea in my fridge.

 

[CitricAcid]

Granted, but it's poisoned, and you die.

I wish I could find a good cube.

 

[SuperNerd]

@ OregonTrail Granted, but your fridge goes haywire and gets so hot the container melts releasing all of the tea.

@ CitricAcid

You find it but it melts.

I wish that I would be able to get sub 10 at free will, but this time I will not lose my cubes or fall off a cliff or anything. I can cube forever.

 

[Sa967St]

Granted, but you blow up.

I wish that this wish won't be corrupted.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted, but you subbed 10 minutes on a 7x7x7.
I wish I can get the Haiyan cube.

 

[theretardedcuber]

granted.. but i eated it
i wish to sub 20 by 2011
ps. first post of 2010

 

[Cyrus C.]

Granted, but it's 2x2.

I wish that I had a wish.

 

[SaberSlash49]

Granted, but you forgot your wallet at home when you went out to buy one. You run back home, and your wallet is gone.

I wish I had money to buy from popbuying soon that for no reason what-so-ever could lose or gain any qualities, or to any of the places I order from and anything pertaining to those, and nothing happened to me, and that no special forces overcome this and defied everything I just said.

Granted, but Popbuying goes out of business.

I wish it would stop snowing.

just saying..

 

[cincyaviation]

@citricacid granted, but you wished you didnt have a wish

i wish i would know whether to buy a type c or not (can a srious answer be included with the corruption? wrong thread i know...)

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted but you have 5UP3R 4MN3514.
(Serious Answer: TYPE C IS VERY GOOD. GET ONE)
I wish C4U didn't SUCK

 

[Edward]

Granted, but you forgot your wallet at home when you went out to buy one. You run back home, and your wallet is gone.

I wish I had money to buy from popbuying soon that for no reason what-so-ever could lose or gain any qualities, or to any of the places I order from and anything pertaining to those, and nothing happened to me, and that no special forces overcome this and defied everything I just said.

Granted, but Popbuying goes out of business.

I wish it would stop snowing.

just saying..

Fine then, granted, but your mom says you can't order because you've been bad.

I wish my pop buying order would come tomorrow.

 

[CitricAcid]

cincy: Granted, Except It Is A Good Cube,
(I would buy one. Alot of people seem to love it.
I have one in the mail, and I'll PM you once I get it to tell you my impressions.)

Edward: Granted, except everything is broken.

I wish the future would get here already.

 

[bigbee99]

Edward: granted, but they mess up your order completely

Citric Acid: granted, bit it goes to the past again

I wish I had money to order from popbuying

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted, but you forgot your wallet at home when you went out to buy one. You run back home, and your wallet is gone.

I wish I had money to buy from popbuying soon that for no reason what-so-ever could lose or gain any qualities, or to any of the places I order from and anything pertaining to those, and nothing happened to me, and that no special forces overcome this and defied everything I just said.

Granted, but Popbuying goes out of business.

I wish it would stop snowing.

just saying..

Fine then, granted, but your mom says you can't order because you've been bad.

I wish my pop buying order would come tomorrow.

YOU GOT BURNED xD

Granted, and future becomes the past.

I wish Laptop Mouse Pads didn't SUCK!!!

 

[Muesli]

Granted, but then everybody in the world wears their fingers down on them.

I wish that TV wasn't crap.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted, but it turns into poopoo.
I wish I had a $1000 Debit card

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but its $1,000 Zimbabwean dollars, so you only get $2.81 US dollars