Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[AndyRoo789]

Granted, but you don't have stickers and the cube is terrible.

I wish I had more money to buy cubes.

 

[Edward]

Granted but you accidentally burn it

I wish my flash drive had more space.

 

[V-te]

Granted but you accidentally burn it

I wish my flash drive had more space.

Granted, but it's infected by a virus that deletes everything that you want and love.

I wish I could type at 100WPM

 

[Forte]

Granted, but your house is stolen by Japan.

I wish flowerpots were real.

 

[SaberSlash49]

Granted, but you forgot your wallet at home when you went out to buy one. You run back home, and your wallet is gone.

I wish I had money to buy from popbuying soon that for no reason what-so-ever could lose or gain any qualities, or to any of the places I order from and anything pertaining to those, and nothing happened to me, and that no special forces overcome this and defied everything I just said.

 

[Muesli]

Granted, but you forgot your wallet at home when you went out to buy one. You run back home, and your wallet is gone.

I wish I had money to buy from popbuying soon that for no reason what-so-ever could lose or gain any qualities, or to any of the places I order from and anything pertaining to those, and nothing happened to me, and that no special forces overcome this and defied everything I just said.

Granted, but Popbuying goes out of business.

I wish it would stop snowing.

 

[Cyrus C.]

Granted, but it starts again.

I wish my wish could get granted.

 

[CitricAcid]

Granted,
but if it is granted, granting is a fail.

I wish I could be Barry Gibb.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted, but that's your name, not the actually person.
I wish I could get a Mini QJ.

 

[CitricAcid]

Granted, but QJs Fail. Mefferts own.

I wish my Storebought didn't suck.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted, but God gives you a Gold Type B Cube that cuts corners at 0 degrees, pops every 1 degree turn, locks up when your hands touch it, and makes explosion sounds when turned.
I wish I could shake erno rubik's hand/

 

[CitricAcid]

Granted,
But the hair on his hand is toxic, you get a life-threatening condition, and spend the rest of your life in a cave.

I wish My green Type C would come in the mail already..

 

[cuber13579]

granted, but after a day of playing with it snaps in half

i wish i could do f2l faster

 

[Edward]

Granted but your Oll and PLL takes you like, 5 minutes


I wish I was better at stepmania.

 

[CitricAcid]

@cuber: Granted, but whenever you try to time yourself, your cube explosively pops in your hand.

@Edward:Granted, but the government finds toxins in Stepmania, and destroys every copy.

I wish I had the money to order a
Blue Type F,
Diansheng Regular+Mini
And A Stackpod.

 

[Edward]

Granted but because you didnt corrupt me they all break and a hobo steals your home and kills your pets with a hammer.

I wish I had a slightly bigger room.

 

[tkcube1]

@Citric Acid Granted but your blue type f wears out in a day, you try to mod with your mini diansheng and it breaks, and your stackpod stops randomly throughout your solve.

I wish I had a cube that would never lock up. And was sub 15 and never had to practice.

 

[CitricAcid]

@Edward: Granted, but then you move.
PS. I DID corrupt you! look again!

@tk: Granted, but your good cube breaks in a day, and you can never get sub 15 at a comp or in front of someone.
PS. You never said anything about the regular DS....

I wish that I exploded.

 

[Quaddro]

Granted, but you survive and are paralysed for 50 years, fully concious, not doing a thing, just laying in a bed. Also, you are unable to fall asleep in case you know how to lucid dream.

I wish this topic would get locked.

 

[cincyaviation]

granted, but then because people have nowhere to post a wall of facpalms come out of your computer and smother you

i wish i had a lanlan 2x2...