Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[Ranzha]

Granted. Now your colour scheme makes you colour-blind.

I wish my HotPocket was hot.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but after 1 second, it cools to absolute zero and can never be warmed up again.

I wish I never had to do homework.

 

[Edward]

Granted, but after 1 second, it cools to absolute zero and can never be warmed up again.

I wish I never had to do homework.

Granted but now you have to do twice as many tests

I wish Ranzha hadn't stolen my type C.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, he steals all your other cubes, and melts your type C.

I wish Edwards corruption was actually a corruption, because I would rater do twice as many tests, because we only have like 10 a year (and they are all within 1 week)

 

[MichaelP.]

Granted, each test is a take home test that counts as 98 percent of your total grade for the year and their advanced college level, AND your teacher still gives you "optional assignments" every night that will count as "bonus" and the rest of the class does them.

I wish my wish was a paradox and that somebody answers my wish logically.

 

[Cuber3]

Granted, but everyone gets confused and keeps reading it, over and over, and never does anything else again.

I wish I could get cubes for free!

 

[AndyRoo789]

Granted, but everyone gets confused and keeps reading it, over and over, and never does anything else again.

I wish I could get cubes for free!

Granted, but they all had the wrong color scheme, can't turn, weigh 10kg... AND you break both arms.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

 

[Edward]

Granted but you forget how to do whatever your procrastinating with.

I wish my corner mod would work next time.

 

[TheMachanga]

Granted, but it will cut corners so good, you can cut over 45 degrees, but the inner pieces fall out.

I wish I had a mini Qj 4x4

 

[Ranzha]

Granted, but you give away all of your other puzzles.

I wish I had a cookie.

 

[MichaelP.]

Granted but then you need some milk,

I wish for tomorrow to come sooner!!!!!

 

[pascoe254]

granted but then the next day comes even faster so you miss tomorrow

i wish my eastsheens would get here already

 

[MichaelP.]

Granted, but, because they moved from one place to another in 0 seconds, they create a space warp that swallows up everything except rubik brand cubes. Sucks to be us.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[Tim Major]

Granted, except I wish to be a cat so I'll eat you.

 

[IamWEB]

Granted, but he tastes like a cactus.

I wish this post would bump the thread.

 

[Novriil]

Granted, but you will get a ban for it.

I wish that I'd get my CLL sub-5

 

[V-te]

Granted, but you will get a ban for it.

I wish that I'd get my CLL sub-5

Granted, congrats on finally Sub-5 hours. =)

I wish I could understand and use commutators. =)

 

[hyunchoi98]

Granted, but then you forgot all the other algorithms.

I wish I could order anything off the internet without a money limit.

 

[Edward]

Granted but your internet crashes forever.

I wish I could finally learn Lilium on piano .

 

[hyunchoi98]

Granted but you lose your arms in an accident (no offence)

I wish I had a type a cube.