Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[Ranzha]

Granted, but he must type in all caps when he does.
I wish the cube I won would get here.

 

[Edward]

Granted, but its been shattered to pieces in the process.

Oi weesh ai has a sandvich roit noaw.

 

[Ranzha]

Granted, but it has stale bread, moldy cheese, and no meat.

I wish that grammar up there was better.

 

[ben1996123]

yh ur wsh ll b grnted, bt nao ths gramaar is lyk soooo pythytic

I wish for Cube For You to start mass production of fully functional 3x3x5's.

 

[fundash]

Granted, but you buy it, and all you other cubes get destroyed and you never get a cube again!

I wish that I had more competitions closer to me.

 

[fundash]

Granted, but you buy it, and all you other cubes get destroyed and you never get a cube again!

I wish that I had more competitions closer to me.

EDIT: I wish I didn't just double post (browser/internet lag or something)

 

[Edward]

Granted, but you cant tell anyone on the forums, because your banned for double posting.

i wish i had a bigger room.

 

[dannyz0r]

Granted but you fall and break your legs and arms and your already broken wrist falls off.
I wish I was meaner.

 

[Tim Major]

Granted, but only if you eat Vita Brits for the rest of your life.
I wish my 4x4 replacement piece would come. (after 1 1/2 months.)

ps. Don't say granted, just take one of the other pieces from the parts, and you have it.

 

[Kian]

Granted, but only if you eat Vita Brits for the rest of your life.
I wish my 4x4 replacement piece would come. (after 1 1/2 months.)

ps. Don't say granted, just take one of the other pieces from the parts, and you have it.

Granted. But then you get hit by a bus.

I wish the next person would corrupt my wish.

 

[Thomas09]

Granted, but it also corrupts alot more....

I wish I had my own tile/ sticker producing factory of quality equal to Cubesmith.

 

[Tim Major]

Granted, but only if you eat Vita Brits for the rest of your life.
I wish my 4x4 replacement piece would come. (after 1 1/2 months.)

ps. Don't say granted, just take one of the other pieces from the parts, and you have it.

Granted. But then you get hit by a bus.

I wish the next person would corrupt my wish.

I wish I don't get hit by a bus.
No I bet you'll say, "granted, but your 4x4 replacement piece doesn't come. Or my 4x4 will break. Actually, you'll see this while quoting me. Damn. Hello!

 

[TacticalPenguin]

zb, stick to the system.
thomas - granted, but bill gates funds a factory that creates perfect cubes with perfect stickers and nobody can compete.

I wish my megaminx turned nicer.

 

[Overtime]

Granted, But you lost it and will never find it again
I wish my look ahead was better

 

[Tim Major]

Granted, but it will be lookahead on 10x10 cube that will improve. I wish I had a Square-1.

 

[stiwi griffin]

granted, but yu wil give it to me because i've lost one of the caps.

i wish my old type A DIY did't pop a lot

 

[Yes We Can!]

granted, but from no one it won't turn >

I wish I was a Void Cube.

 

[Tim Major]

granted, but from no one it won't turn >

I wish I was a Void Cube.

You wish you were a gril? Why would you wish that?:confused:

I wish Yes, We Can! didn't want to be a void cube. It's wrong!

 

[RainbowBoy]

granted, but from no one it won't turn >

I wish I was a Void Cube.

You wish you were a gril? Why would you wish that?:confused:

I wish Yes, We Can! didn't want to be a void cube. It's wrong!

Anyone who can corrupt his wish wins a cookie =.=

 

[ben1996123]

granted, but from no one it won't turn >

I wish I was a Void Cube.

You wish you were a gril? Why would you wish that?:confused:

I wish Yes, We Can! didn't want to be a void cube. It's wrong!

Anyone who can corrupt his wish wins a cookie =.=

Granted, he now wants to be a holey megaminx.

I wish for my cookie.