Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[Lorenzo]

I didn't see one of these when i used the search function so I thought I would make one.

The rules are easy
I make a wish then the next person thinks of a bad consequence that could happen when the wish is granted. If a wish cant be corrupted, then you could just say "not granted". But of course...EVERYTHING has good and bad consequences.


For Example

Person1: I wish my cube couldn't pop

Person2: Granted, but then you can't disassemble it.
I wish I was the best cuber in the world.

Person3: Granted, but you hit your head so hard that you lost your spatial recognition.
I wish I knew all the permutations.



And so on....


And now I'll start


I wish my CubeSmith stickers would come.

 

[Faz]

Granted, but the day after, the world's postal system collapses, and you can't order anything else again.

I wish I could edge pair better.

 

[Lorenzo]

Granted, but then you got so good that you decided to stop practicing and got worse again.

I wish I had a 3x3 made of metal.

 

[fundash]

Granted, but it's so heavy that you drop it and it breaks your foot.

I wish I was as fast as erik!(the WR holder)

 

[ConnorCuber]

Granted, but it's so heavy that you drop it and it breaks your foot.

I wish I was as fast as erik!(the WR holder)

Granted. You can now run as fast as him.


I wish I didn't completely fail at all puzzles

 

[fundash]

granted, but puzzlesw become so easy for you that you get bored and dont want to play with puzzles any longer.

I Wish that i had a super computer!

 

[Kian]

granted, but puzzlesw become so easy for you that you get bored and dont want to play with puzzles any longer.

I Wish that i had a super computer!

Granted, but when the robot takeover happens, I'm blaming you.

I wish for a national championship for Rutgers football.

 

[Kit Clement]

Granted, but then you lose to Appalachian State in the home opener the following year.

I wish I could fly.

 

[StachuK1992]

Granted, but then you hit a plane and fall

I wish I could go to CO.

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Granted, but on the way back your plane crashes by flying into kippy33

I wish i could learn and use ZBLL before WC

 

[panyan]

granted, but nobody know what your talking about

i wish i had a self solving cube that i could win competitions

 

[how-to-solve-a-rubix]

Granted, but you will forget it on the first day of WC.

I wish i could go back in time and be the first man on earthh who solve the rubix cube

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Granted, but you will be so slow that you won't have any oxygen left.

I wish I had a Gigaminx.

 

[deepSubDiver]

Granted, but it pops and breaks into over 9000 pieces during the first solve.

I wish I had a better way to do FMC.

 

[stevethecuber]

Granted but you get a g perm at the end,and u mess the algorithim up and another g perm comes up.
I wish my teacher stops taking the cube in class.

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Granted, but you will only get F grades.

I wish I had an unpoppable Gigaminx

 

[dannyz0r]

Granted but the pieces are all fused together with jig-a-loo.
I wish cubes took less time to break in.

 

[stevethecuber]

@trying-to-speedcube
Granted,but the tension is soo tight which needs alot of force to turn,and may sprain ur hands
i wish the first ever rubiks cube made

 

[stevethecuber]

i had the*

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish stevethecuber used the EDIT button.