continue the story....

[sub_zero1983]

One morning an 11 year old boy found a penis on the street...

Hey! Keep it clean!

lmao

 

[EmersonHerrmann]

But then he got mugged by a gay mugger.

 

[edd5190]

The mugger didn't want any witnesses to the robbery so he threw the boy in the dumpster, but then the mugger accidentally ran into a pole

and died.

The boy was left in the dumpster

and died.

 

[qqwref]

It was Super AIDS.

 

[Cyrok215]

This story is stupid now, RESTART IT!

 

[sub_zero1983]

This story is stupid now, RESTART IT!

lol.....


one dark and stormy night....

 

[Kuraudo39]

A man was walking along the street with a bottle of booze.

 

[Cyrok215]

He was bringing the bottle to his home so he could recycle it when suddenly....

 

[zip_dog12]

...the bottle slipped, crashed on the road, got ran over by a truck, and was then struck by a bolt of lightning.

 

[Cyrok215]

And then nuclear waste got poured on it, and it became.... Da da da da! Super Rubik's cube Man!

 

[endless_akatsuki]

The man who dropped the bottle died of shock.

 

[Waffle's Minion]

And Super Rubik's cube man teamed up with Edward the penguin and they plotted to take over the world when.........

 

[V-te]

They found Parity..

 

[shelley]

...which killed them.

 

[Logan]

And then parity started to terrorize the town.

 

[shelley]

until it was killed by Frank Morris and a simple parity algorithm.

 

[ben1996123]

... and Super AIDS...

 

[Robert-Y]

...and Ultra AIDS...

 

[StachuK1992]

combined and made super-ultra AIDS, which nothing, not even Frank Morris could survive for over a week.

Because of this, people wanted to spend their last week alive by...

 

[jcuber]

CUBING!