Some of these are pretty bold... we'll see how it goes.
2x2: sub-4 global average
Yes. Didn't realize I wasn't sub-4 lol.
3x3: sub-10 global average, sub-10 official average, sub-8 official single
Almost, yes, and yes!
4x4: sub-40 global average, sub-40 official average
Nope for both.
5x5: sub-1:20 global average, sub-1:20 official average, sub-1:10 official single
Yes, yes, yes!
6x6: sub-3:00 global average
Yes!
7x7: sub-4:30 global average
Yes, by a long shot!
Pyraminx: sub-3 global average, top 10 in the world for average again, sub-2 official single, podium at Nationals
Yes to all of these, except I'm kinda not sub-3 globally. 
Megaminx: practice a little bit, 1:05 global average perhaps?
Yep!
Skewb: sub-5 official average
Yep!
Square-1: any official PB
Yessir, both of them!
Clock: get a good clock, sub-12 global average, sub-10 official single
Yes, yes, yes!
OH: practice enough to get a sub-20 official average
Nope...
Feet: sub-40 official average
Not yet
3BLD: any official mean, sub-1:30 official single
No and yes
4BLD: any official single
Yes!
5BLD: any official single
No 
MBLD: get a PB at home, get 4 or more points officially
No PB attempts at home haha, but 6/6 official!
FMC: practice a lot, ~28 global average, sub-30 official mean, sub-28 official single, podium at Nationals
Yes, no, yes, yes, no
Other cubing goals:
50K+ subscribers on YouTube
Ouch, it's close; 49K
Hang out/video chat with cubing friends a lot
Yup!
Go to Nationals
Yes!
Learn more than 10 algs all year
Hard to say actually, haha. I'm probably right around 10.
Get some difficult non-WCA puzzles and derive solutions for them
I got a couple, not as many as I'd like though.
Overall goal: Achieve at least 66% of these goals.