∞ signs that you've been cubing for too long

2874. When you want Rubik's brand cubes
2875. When you learn 1LLL
2876. When you learn 1LAL (1 Look All Layers)
2877. When you learn 1LSL (1 Look Single Layers on big cubes)
 
2878. When you don't wantRubik's brand cubes
2879. When you disagree with 2874.
2880. When you learn Zeroing.
2881. When Youtubes video length limit prevents you from uploading your unboxing video
 
2885. When you start understanding 2874 because there are no other available brands
2886. When you buy every lube and not-so-lube, and many identical cubes to test each of them
2887. When you cry because there is no 12x12 mass-produced
2888. When teachers tell you to put your cube in your backpack
2889. When teachers tell you to put your cube in your backpack before a freakin' EPLL
2890. When teachers tell you to put your cube in your backpack but it's popped
2891. When you cry because you can't afford more cubes
2892. When you get sub-1 in all events
2893. When you get 2 DNFs in an average
2894. When you get 3 DNFs in an average
2895. When you get 4 DNFs in an average
2896. When you get only DNFs in an average
2897. When you buy Big Maru Lube
2898. When you burn your Rubik's brand
2899. When you regret doing 2898 because you no longer have all brands
2900. When you become a YouTuber
 
2904. When you drop-test every cube brand
2905. When you hack into accounts of cubers and speedcubers to delete them
2906. When you have a stickerless 5x5
 
2913. When you swap blue and yellow on Yuxin 5x5 (the pieces are split to allow exchanging parts with one sticker individually) to get a Japanese color scheme
2914. When you wish you only had stickerlesses as mains.
 
2922. When you used every cube store on the Internet
2923. When you invent the best lube
2924. When you break a piece and be really "happy", then after a couple of minutes cry and destroy everything
2925. When you spend years developing and fine-tuning the shades you wanted
2926. When you steal cubes from speedcubers
2927. When you break the largest order cube World Record
2928. When you have a cubing chair
2929. When you sell everything but cubes to buy more cubes
 
2937. When you solved 10000 puzzles in one year
2938. When you get more DNFs than solved puzzles in the same year as 2937.
2939. When you don't get that that means you have done more than 20000 solves that year
 
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