2985. when you mass produce a 14x14
2986. when you promise a 15x15 but don't make one (yet?)
2987. when you are so angry at moyu you make your own
2988. when you mass produce a 16x16
2989. when you promise a mass produced 17x17
2990. when you dont release it (yet?)
2991. when you buy one of the prototypes for $5999.99
2992. when you are so angry at yuxin you mass produce your own.
2993. when you mass produce an 18x18
2994. when you promise a 19x19
2995. when you don't release it (yet?)
2996. when you claim there were weathering problems in the factory that disallowed production
2997. when you are so angry at qiyi you mass produce your own
2998. when you seriously think negative times are possible
2999. when your PB is 0.000 (for 1x1)
3000. when you have a thread with 3000 signs you have been cubing too long
3001. when you want to go to 4000
3002. when you rushed through this by typing all the numbers from 2985 to 3001 at once.
3003. when you are a bit bored of this and want to critique noobs:
https://www.speedsolving.com/forum/threads/1000-signs-you-are-a-noob-at-cubing.66956/